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Offline macphisto

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The truth about U2
« on: January 18, 2009, 10:52:59 PM »
On the band's history and origin of the name...

Following the band's success and their fallout following The Irish Troubles, in an attempt to regain some modicum of popularity, Bono built a wooden plane out of balsa wood, which was made out of wood - specifically, wooden wood - and named it after the band. The U2 Spy Plane was a technical wonder - it was capable of flying with or without a pilot, taking off from streets that have no names, and making a sort of homecoming on its own if it still hadn't found what it was looking for. People described it as being as fast as a bullet in the blue sky. It was also proven that wires would not trip it up. Production began one October morning in Red Hill Mining Town, which was notable because its hill was, in fact, not red, and sparsely vegetated. Production, however, ran to a stand-still after many pilots ended up missing in God's country. The mothers of the disappeared complained, and the band decided to Exit from the aeronautics business. Living on one Tree hill, on 4th July morning the band decided they would surrender to a man and a woman. They left on a beautiful day to a room at the heartbreak hotel. "Another time, another place" Larry said. Bono had a desire to hit him and did causeing to elevate into the air before he fell down. Bono met Gloria and decided to marry her at Heaven and Hell. Edge went to Miami where the streets have no name to live with Mofo and Ito Okashi. Larry is just Larry.

Larry is quoted as having said, "No way". Adam misheard this, and then asked "Do you feel loved?" then squirted him in the eyes with a lemon.
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Re: The truth about U2
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2009, 07:46:09 AM »
lol!  how long did that take you, macphisto?   :D

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Re: The truth about U2
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2009, 08:09:54 AM »
Yeah seriously. ;D How much time do you have lol.

Very good though. I'm impressed. 8)

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Re: The truth about U2
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2009, 08:42:26 AM »
That was very entertaining - well done  ;D

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Re: The truth about U2
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2009, 10:00:00 AM »
Done while waiting for the single.

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Re: The truth about U2
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2009, 11:33:37 AM »
Maybe you could market it as a game for the entire family, and call it "U2: A 'Mad'-lib".

You'd probably have to go for the younger demographic, though.

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Re: The truth about U2
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2009, 11:47:39 AM »
*claps*  :D

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Re: The truth about U2
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2009, 11:57:59 AM »
Woot! -applause-

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Re: The truth about U2
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2009, 02:41:10 PM »
 ;D  Awesome!

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Re: The truth about U2
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2009, 03:41:23 PM »
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Done while waiting for the single.

HaHa ;D :D

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Re: The truth about U2
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2009, 05:42:55 AM »
You deserve to be a refugee! *hands medal*