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Re: Did Bono have an affair with Andrea Corr or Penelope Cruz?
« Reply #60 on: February 15, 2010, 08:25:39 AM »
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Every woman is the rip-your-nuts-off kind.

I disagree. I am not.  ;D

And you'll rip my nuts off just for suggesting it?
 :D

Facts about women
1. Every woman will want to rip a fella's nuts off at somepoint
2. If a woman says she's 'not like that', see fact 1.


And I shall repeat it again in case you didn't hear me Briscoe......I am NOT like that.   ;D   ;) 
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Re: Did Bono have an affair with Andrea Corr or Penelope Cruz?
« Reply #61 on: February 15, 2010, 08:55:11 AM »
Maybe Briscoe needs to hang out with a better crowd of women? *Apologies to Mrs. Briscoe who I am sure is lovely*

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Re: Did Bono have an affair with Andrea Corr or Penelope Cruz?
« Reply #62 on: February 15, 2010, 02:23:19 PM »
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Maybe Briscoe needs to hang out with a better crowd of women? *Apologies to Mrs. Briscoe who I am sure is lovely*

Oh she frequently wants to rip my nuts off  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Did Bono have an affair with Andrea Corr or Penelope Cruz?
« Reply #63 on: February 15, 2010, 02:32:21 PM »
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Maybe Briscoe needs to hang out with a better crowd of women? *Apologies to Mrs. Briscoe who I am sure is lovely*

Oh she frequently wants to rip my nuts off  ;D ;D ;D

Have you tried talking to her without being sarcastic? ;)




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Re: Did Bono have an affair with Andrea Corr or Penelope Cruz?
« Reply #64 on: February 15, 2010, 02:38:22 PM »
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Maybe Briscoe needs to hang out with a better crowd of women? *Apologies to Mrs. Briscoe who I am sure is lovely*

Oh she frequently wants to rip my nuts off  ;D ;D ;D

Have you tried talking to her without being sarcastic? ;)


Talk? to a woman?

Well, of all the crazy ideas...

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Re: Did Bono have an affair with Andrea Corr or Penelope Cruz?
« Reply #65 on: February 15, 2010, 03:10:47 PM »
I'm a nut ripper and proud of it. Just as my ex!

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Re: Did Bono have an affair with Andrea Corr or Penelope Cruz?
« Reply #66 on: February 15, 2010, 04:36:18 PM »
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Maybe Briscoe needs to hang out with a better crowd of women? *Apologies to Mrs. Briscoe who I am sure is lovely*

Oh she frequently wants to rip my nuts off  ;D ;D ;D

Maybe you should create an Appreciation Thread for her?

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Re: Did Bono have an affair with Andrea Corr or Penelope Cruz?
« Reply #67 on: February 15, 2010, 04:49:50 PM »
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Maybe Briscoe needs to hang out with a better crowd of women? *Apologies to Mrs. Briscoe who I am sure is lovely*

Oh she frequently wants to rip my nuts off  ;D ;D ;D

Maybe you should create an Appreciation Thread for her?

LOL ;D  It does surprise me that Briscoe isn't already singing soprano :D


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Re: Did Bono have an affair with Andrea Corr or Penelope Cruz?
« Reply #68 on: February 15, 2010, 04:59:02 PM »
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Maybe Briscoe needs to hang out with a better crowd of women? *Apologies to Mrs. Briscoe who I am sure is lovely*

Oh she frequently wants to rip my nuts off  ;D ;D ;D

Maybe you should create an Appreciation Thread for her?

LOL ;D  It does surprise me that Briscoe isn't already singing soprano :D


Oh I do a killer Aria from Madame Butterfly

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Re: Did Bono have an affair with Andrea Corr or Penelope Cruz?
« Reply #69 on: February 16, 2010, 12:47:32 PM »
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Maybe Briscoe needs to hang out with a better crowd of women? *Apologies to Mrs. Briscoe who I am sure is lovely*

Oh she frequently wants to rip my nuts off  ;D ;D ;D

Maybe you should create an Appreciation Thread for her?


LOL ;D  It does surprise me that Briscoe isn't already singing soprano :D


Oh I do a killer Aria from Madame Butterfly

Oh I figured that !!  :D :D :D

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Re: Did Bono have an affair with Andrea Corr or Penelope Cruz?
« Reply #70 on: February 17, 2010, 08:29:50 AM »
My balls are still on and I sing a mean falsetto. Heh.

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Re: Did Bono have an affair with Andrea Corr or Penelope Cruz?
« Reply #71 on: February 18, 2010, 06:45:36 AM »
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Maybe Briscoe needs to hang out with a better crowd of women? *Apologies to Mrs. Briscoe who I am sure is lovely*

Oh she frequently wants to rip my nuts off  ;D ;D ;D

Maybe you should create an Appreciation Thread for her?

LOL ;D  It does surprise me that Briscoe isn't already singing soprano :D


Oh I do a killer Aria from Madame Butterfly
ouch ;)

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Re: Did Bono have an affair with Andrea Corr or Penelope Cruz?
« Reply #72 on: March 28, 2010, 07:45:32 PM »
I know this thread has been dead for a while, but I'm new around here and just stumbled upon it.  Googled pics of Andrea Corr and need to ask the @U2 universe...doesn't she look remarkably like Ali?

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Re: Did Bono have an affair with Andrea Corr or Penelope Cruz?
« Reply #73 on: March 29, 2010, 04:30:39 AM »
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I know this thread has been dead for a while, but I'm new around here and just stumbled upon it.  Googled pics of Andrea Corr and need to ask the @U2 universe...doesn't she look remarkably like Ali?

I have often felt that Adnrea's look mirrored Ali's. I choose to take it as a compliment to Ali. Her style is very classic and chic. If I thought I could pull it off I might consider it myself. Ali's look is so iconic that even Barbie has taken it on. Check out the one in the middle-- dead ringer for Ali:

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Re: Did Bono have an affair with Andrea Corr or Penelope Cruz?
« Reply #74 on: March 29, 2010, 08:12:02 AM »
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Every woman is the rip-your-nuts-off kind.

YES!  Thank you for saying that!