And I wouldn't want to be a mermaid. Notice the way he treats her! She's all over him, and he practically makes faces at her. Then takes her back to the ocean and dumps her there. In the end she swims alone.
All he needed her for was the one time in a bathtub and then he was done. That's not what I want.
Wait a minute, this is Larry Love Thread. Love you Larry!
I know you can do better than that.