Whew!! Thanks!! I wish Brian Murphy was my bodyguard.

What? I could use a bodyguard....
...to guard my body...
...to sneer at the guys at work...
...to ride behind me on my bike and scare off the drivers who would love to hit me....
Okay. I guess I dont *need* a bodyguard... I wonder if he's good at YARD WORK. Hmmm....
Or, or, he could be my physical trainer!