damn, how do you choose one thing? bugger it--here's a freaking list in random order:
*his itty-bitty teeny-tininess and the fact that he overcompensates for it with a cocksure swagger that could easily lead you to believe he's 6'7"
*those thighs and immediately-surrounding areas in tight black pants
*the sounds that emanate from him--live or on record--that make you feel like you're eavesdropping on something deliciously dirty
*the way he glances over the top of his glasses
*his over-the-top oh-please-just-come-out-already ubertouchy-feeliness with mr the edge
*the grey bits in his hair
*his hirsute fuzziness (men without fur just don't cut it)
yeah...there's more, but that'll have to do for now...