U2 is done

[Tumbling Dice]

Watch more tv!2013 will see the return of U2. You can count on it.

Not ANOTHER Hits collection!

[The Exile]

Watch more tv!2013 will see the return of U2. You can count on it.

You just don't get it. Hearsay from a pseudonymous self-proclaimed insider is the exact opposite of being able to "count on it." It's akin to doomsday prophecies from Bible experts: "Trust me, the math is right: Jesus is coming this Saturday at midnight."

Crap, you're not also one of those guys, are you?

[achtungjoshua]

A message for you Executioner... You come posting on here - wow 13 so far - proclaiming to know a U2 employee, yet you've never felt the need to contribute to this forum before? You may be correct in what you say, although I doubt it, but you are making yourself no friends on here because of your abusive attitude including telling The Exile, a long-time and well-regarded forum member, to "F*** off and die". Nice. If that is the kind of person you are we don't care what you do or don't know about our favourite band, so why don't you crawl back under the rock you've come from. 

[dirtdrybonesandstone]

Watch more tv!2013 will see the return of U2. You can count on it.

I will give you $100 if a studio (non-greatest hits) U2 album hits the shelves in 2013.    If it doesn't, you pay me $1000.   Deal?

[JTBaby]

I want a piece of that action too but I will give him odds.

New U2 full length studio album in 2013 and I give him $200.

No U2 album he gives me $100.

[acr0bat]

Even though I'm skeptical of executioners "inside facts", I still prefer them over Jicks "statistics" lol.

[Executioner]

I ain't telling porkies as im a massive u2 ive seen them over 30 times and have everything they ever released .bono was even throwing out hints that noloth might be their last and I even thought that.but my mate who works for them for 20 years tells me that an album and tour are scheduled for next year.a new album not a best of and he is always right in regards to what u2 are doing. As he is with them alot. and that it is a completely different direction to there last 3. So lets wait and see .you can send me to the electric chair if im wrong.

[_acrobat]

I ain't telling porkies as im a massive u2 ive seen them over 30 times and have everything they ever released .bono was even throwing out hints that noloth might be their last and I even thought that.but my mate who works for them for 20 years tells me that an album and tour are scheduled for next year.a new album not a best of and he is always right in regards to what u2 are doing. As he is with them alot. and that it is a completely different direction to there last 3. So lets wait and see .you can send me to the electric chair if im wrong.

I'm sure some of them will take you up on that haha

[bonorules]

I ain't telling porkies as im a massive u2 ive seen them over 30 times and have everything they ever released .bono was even throwing out hints that noloth might be their last and I even thought that.but my mate who works for them for 20 years tells me that an album and tour are scheduled for next year.a new album not a best of and he is always right in regards to what u2 are doing. As he is with them alot. and that it is a completely different direction to there last 3. So lets wait and see .you can send me to the electric chair if im wrong.

Ya know, I find it interesting that there is another story out there (linked to on this very forum) that supports your claim of an album sometime next year and you've never used it in your defense.  You just keep arguing with those only in this thread.

BTW, I trust the source in the other story more than I trust someone who seems to have joined up for no other reason than to "brag" about what they've supposedly been told.

[acr0bat]

Executioner is..... Julian Lennon?
Hahaha 

[Tumbling Dice]

Executioner is..... Julian Lennon?
Hahaha 

Laughing at one's own jokes is most unbecoming.

People will start calling you Billy Connolly if you carry on like that.

[acr0bat]

Executioner is..... Julian Lennon?
Hahaha 

Laughing at one's own jokes is most unbecoming.

People will start calling you Billy Connolly if you carry on like that.

You forgot to put an "lol" at the end of that. 

[Tumbling Dice]

Executioner is..... Julian Lennon?
Hahaha 

Laughing at one's own jokes is most unbecoming.

People will start calling you Billy Connolly if you carry on like that.

You forgot to put an "lol" at the end of that. 

Why would I say lots of love at the end of that post?

[markreed]

obvious troll is obvious

[acr0bat]

Executioner is..... Julian Lennon?
Hahaha 

Laughing at one's own jokes is most unbecoming.

People will start calling you Billy Connolly if you carry on like that.

You forgot to put an "lol" at the end of that. 

Why would I say lots of love at the end of that post?

Fine, i'll laugh at your joke 
Is that more becoming of me?