You have full control...

[Starman]

^Nickelback is worse than a 'has been' band, they're a 'never was' band.

Heck, they don't even count as a band in general

Touché

[Pocket Merlin]

Name the new album : Zeitgeist
Name the first single : The Enemy
Describe the sound of the album : Justice remix of Get On Your Boots meets Black Keys meets Foster The People
Whats Bonos style : tuxedo
Which city will the kick off the new tour : Detroit! (I wish)

[Starman]

^isn't that a Smashing Pumpkins album?

[Pocket Merlin]

^isn't that a Smashing Pumpkins album?

Well what do you know? You learn something new every day.

[Pasha]

^Nickelback is worse than a 'has been' band, they're a 'never was' band.

Heck, they don't even count as a band in general

Touché

Completely agreed, guess I was lost for words.

[emalvick]

Name the new album :  Man
Name the first single : Chaos
Describe the sound of the album :  Rough, Dark... in a Black Keys meets Zooropa meets Jack White style
Whats Bonos style : Sophisticated but ragged
Which city will the kick off the new tour :  London

My thought is this album should be the complement to Boy but reflect on the 30+ years since that album was released.  They should reflect on where they and the world is and how much or low little it has changed.  It should be dark.  The style I think should some how blend the electronic European style of Zooropa with a sound like Danger Mouse gave the Black Keys on El Camino without venturing into Blues Rock itself (U2 can't pull that off).

By following this type of theme and style, they should abandon this need to appeal to their children's generation but rather cater to the experiences of all of us in our early adulthood to middle-ages.  I bet they would even find it draws more fan appreciation out of the younger people anyway, much in the way Achtung Baby did.

Oh well... I can dream.  I'm wondering what others would think of such a style.

[Starman]

^isn't that a Smashing Pumpkins album?

Well what do you know? You learn something new every day.

Hey, they could still do it though.

[OnlyU2]

Name the new album : Achtung Adult
Name the first single : In Control, and I finally found what I'm looking for
Describe the sound of the album : The Edge being on fire
Whats Bonos style : leather pants, tank top, no shades
Which city will the kick off the new tour : Vancouver, BC

[EnduringChill]

Name the new album : Achtung Adult
Name the first single : In Control, and I finally found what I'm looking for
Describe the sound of the album : The Edge being on fire
Whats Bonos style : leather pants, tank top, no shades
Which city will the kick off the new tour : Vancouver, BC

I love all of that.

[imaginary friend]

Its just for fun...

Name the new album :
Name the first single :
Describe the sound of the album :
Whats Bonos style :
Which city will the kick off the new tour :

Easy :-)

States of Matter
Cracks In The Ice
a harder version of Zooropa
Joey Ramone redux
Tokyo

...well, there you have it. 

[jacob]

Name the new album : It seems like almost everybody wants us to do another-achtung-baby (well, f*ck them!)
Name the first single :  What's in a name
Describe the sound of the album : Human beings passionately playing a bunch of songs, without trying too hard on the production.
Whats Bonos style :  getting older gracefully
Which city will the kick off the new tour : Amsterdam

[Borack]

Name the new album : Pu2rgatory concourse or Namastasia (as a counterpoint to Zooropa)
Name the first single :  "It's about time", or something Welsh (and therefore unpronounceable)
Describe the sound of the album :  Joshua Tree with some Foo Fighters / Biffy Clyro minimalist influences
What's Bono's style :  the usual but without leather pants and perhaps normal sunglasses
Which city will the kick off the new tour : Seattle, as the city has been overlooked too often

[GardenTart]

Name the new album : Pu2rgatory concourse or Namastasia (as a counterpoint to Zooropa)
Name the first single :  "It's about time", or something Welsh (and therefore unpronounceable)
Describe the sound of the album :  Joshua Tree with some Foo Fighters / Biffy Clyro minimalist influences
What's Bono's style :  the usual but without leather pants and perhaps normal sunglasses
Which city will the kick off the new tour : Seattle, as the city has been overlooked too often

I like the way you think!

[GardenTart]

Name the new album : How to lose 20 lbs in a month before the tour
Name the first single : Spidermans Web
Describe the sound of the album : pop rock from Saturn
Whats Bonos style : pink guyliner
Which city will the kick off the new tour : Saskatoon

My wife is from close to Saskatoon, and we used to live in Borden for a couple years. Everytime I/we drove by Sask Place I would comment on who the bands were they had playing- bands like Aerosmith, Bon Jovi, Nickelback (a Canadian band so perhaps a different category). When Elton John came to town they made a really big deal about it in Saskatoon. The consistent pattern I noticed was that only "has been" or Canadian bands came to Saskatoon.  We used to joke that we never wanted U2 to play in Saskatoon, because if they did it would signal they had become "has beens". 
I'd rather drive to Edmonton or Calgary than have them come to Saskatoon. Sorry to sound harsh.

No Pasha, it's not harsh, it's reality. Large concerts don't go to Saskatchewan simply because of the relatively small population. Saskachewan is only what, 1 million people in total, with their two major cities Saskatoon and Regina having 250,000 and 200,0000, respectively. Why would U2 or any major act spend their time in Saskatoon or Red Deer or Kamloops when there are so many other large cities with large arenas in North America?

[U2-obsessed and proud]

Name the new album: Sounds Unknown
Name the first single: Every Breaking Wave
Describe the sound of the album: Rock mixed with some dance influence
Whats Bono's style: Aggressive
Which city will the kick off the new tour: Rome, Italy