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Offline codeguy

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If U2 ruled the world
« on: April 01, 2015, 12:18:53 PM »
Thought of a new thread idea. Basically, you make one statement, could be humorous, could be serious, that begins with the implied clause "If U2 ruled the world" and then ends with your own statement. I'll kick us off with a couple.



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Re: If U2 ruled the world
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2015, 12:19:48 PM »
....all roads would lead to Berlin.

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Re: If U2 ruled the world
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2015, 12:46:58 PM »
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....all roads would lead to Berlin.

... oh no! ( You know, every town on the old roads to Berlin here in Germany has a stone showing the distance to Berlin.)

Anyway....

.... "One" would be the national anthem!

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Re: If U2 ruled the world
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2015, 01:54:37 PM »
We'll have to wait 5 years for the next budget plan because it was very good but not great, so they started again, waiting for God to enter Parlament.  :P

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Re: If U2 ruled the world
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2015, 02:10:01 PM »
Jesus would be President, God would be King. Or vice versa. (Just kidding.  :) )

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Re: If U2 ruled the world
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2015, 02:17:17 PM »
Could poverty finally be made history?

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Re: If U2 ruled the world
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2015, 11:03:08 PM »
I missed the idea that it had to be ours and started putting in U2 lyrics and there were many that worked! :)

My own-

If U2 ruled the world, there would be no men over 5'5" tall in public positions.  8)


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Re: If U2 ruled the world
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2015, 11:07:25 PM »
You know what they say about the relationship between a mans height and his ....... ego.....

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Re: If U2 ruled the world
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2015, 11:08:14 PM »
MDMOMOF7 if Bono ruled the world, McPhisto would say "Short enough to be a despot, watch him closely" :-)

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Re: If U2 ruled the world
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2015, 11:10:36 PM »
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MDMOMOF7 if Bono ruled the world, McPhisto would say "Short enough to be a despot, watch him closely" :-)

Codeguy, no I have not. What do they say?  ;D

Josephine, be careful of small men w/ big ideas! ;)

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Re: If U2 ruled the world
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2015, 01:12:57 PM »
U2 already DO rule the world  :D

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Re: If U2 ruled the world
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2015, 07:44:42 PM »
If U2 ruled the world, Justin Bieber would be history.

(Now if we could get them to stop thinking that Kanye Kardashian is innovative)

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Re: If U2 ruled the world
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2015, 04:35:58 AM »
If U2 ruled the world-

There will be less money grabbing bankers and CEO's. There will be enough for everyone to be content.

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Re: If U2 ruled the world
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2015, 12:30:17 PM »
.... all the streets would have no names.

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Re: If U2 ruled the world
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2015, 10:10:32 AM »
....all fan forums would be incredibly negative (sorry, had to vent somewhere)