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WWBD
« on: May 13, 2016, 10:50:47 PM »
Well we all know Bono's career aspiration is to be Jesus  :P


So, tongue firmly in cheek, lets try taking the famous WWJD (What would Jesus Do) and placing the B-Man in the role of the J-Man. So, each person answers the previous WWBD challenge, then comes up with a new one. Both the situations and the answers can be humorous, can be true, can be ridiculous, can be anything. Just a chance to celebrate, mock and otherwise adore or revile our favorite non-messiah.


Questions start with "WWBD if......[name a situation]" and the next person answers "Bono would ....[answer]" and then proposes a new situation


Ill do one to illustrate, see next comments.



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Re: WWBD
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2016, 10:55:38 PM »
WWBD if Donald trump accused him of having a messiah complex?

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Re: WWBD
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2016, 10:58:14 PM »
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WWBD if Donald trump accused him of having a messiah complex?

Bono would call in a favor and a sudden gust of wind would whip Donald Trumps "Make America Great Again" hat off his head and blow his combover off.

WWBD if Chris Martin suggested a cheesy duet between Coldplay and u2?

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Re: WWBD
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2016, 11:52:04 AM »
He would form a not-for-profit enterprise to grow wine in west Africa while paying fair wages to the growers. Lives would be saved by the economic growth but he would then be called a fascist for using a genetically modified grape.

WWBD if the @U2 forum ran out of money?

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Re: WWBD
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2016, 11:50:13 PM »
Bono would persuade him that granting unconditional debt forgiveness to the worlds poorest countries would be "HUGE". Trump would then appoint him to run the world bank, and we would not see another U2 album for ten years.

WWBD if Hillary Clinton wins the election?

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Re: WWBD
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2016, 06:09:47 AM »
He'd probably worship the ground beneath her feet.

WWBD if Edge gets elected president? (That's who I'm voting for)

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Re: WWBD
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2016, 11:47:00 AM »
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He'd probably worship the ground beneath her feet.


sorry, i think i just threw up a little in my mouth...

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Re: WWBD
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2016, 11:58:19 AM »
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He'd probably worship the ground beneath her feet.


sorry, i think i just threw up a little in my mouth...

I quite understand...and I'm right there with you!

Anyway...WWBD if Edge gets elected president?
« Last Edit: May 16, 2016, 12:04:43 PM by riffraff »

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Re: WWBD
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2016, 03:06:04 PM »
He would help them find a way to help themselves...

wwBd about all the stupid birds in my yard?

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Re: WWBD
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2016, 03:44:38 PM »
Bono likes birds. The blackbird (an cat dubh), bird land, "birdland on 53", see the bird with the leaf in her mouth, the bird chirping on unknown caller. I think Bono would urge you to appreciate the birds. cause when you're flat on your back, your gonna wish that you did

WWBD about the weather here in thunderstorm central, Florida

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Re: WWBD
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2016, 03:48:07 PM »
He'd probably give you a rainbow, because she's a rainbow and she loves the peaceful life.

wwBd about the dust storm that's brewing outside?

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Re: WWBD
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2016, 01:14:48 PM »
he would stay inside and watch it unfold, then write a song about it

wwbd he won the lottery?

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Re: WWBD
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2016, 05:57:57 AM »
He'd give each of us a pile of money.

wwbd if the sun didn't come up today

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Re: WWBD
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2016, 12:25:47 AM »
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He'd give each of us a pile of money.

wwbd if the sun didn't come up today
If the sun didn't come up today, Bono would see you again when the stars fall from the sky and the moon has turned red

wwbd if you accidentally hit him with your car

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Re: WWBD
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2016, 05:52:29 AM »
He'd stand up straight and carry his own weight

wwbd if no one went to his shows?