House announcer "Ladies and Gentlemen........U2!!!!
"Here's a song U2 stole from Elvis Costello, he doesn't want it back"
1. Get on Your Boots
"This is not a rebel song, this is not even a good song, this is..."
2. Song For Someone
3. Unknown Caller
"I wanna thank Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, Miley Cyrus for the inspiration..." - Bono
"Just play the f'n song Bono" - Larry
4. I'll Go Crazy if I Don't Go Crazy Tonight
"The Jazz Man of the band, Mr. Adam Clayton!"
5. Bass Trap
6. Some Days Are Better Than Others
"This next one is from the passengers album.." - Bono
"Ahh f**k" - Larry
7. Elvis Ate America
"We wrote this as a tribute to the Ramones, even though it sounds nothing like them"
8. The Miracle
"The people of Africa need our help, Bishop Tutu and I have been working on a plan...."- Bono
"I'm f**kn out of here"- Larry
10. Peace on Earth