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shockdocta22

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Re: Clean Joke Thread
« Reply #15 on: March 20, 2009, 08:11:17 PM »
heres one blonde joke

A quarter back took his blonde GF to a football game.  After she said

"I loved watching it it was great but i dont understand something"
"what"
"In the beginning of the game they flipped the quarter and kept it to decide who kicked the rest of the game everyone yelled get the quarter back.  Cmon its just a quarter"

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Re: Clean Joke Thread
« Reply #16 on: March 20, 2009, 08:20:35 PM »
Shock.......another great Blonde joke!!

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« Reply #17 on: March 20, 2009, 08:34:42 PM »
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde a computer?
A:You only have to put info into a computer right

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Re: Clean Joke Thread
« Reply #18 on: March 20, 2009, 08:36:22 PM »
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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde a computer?
A:You only have to put info into a computer right

Goodness, it's a good thing that we blondes have a good sense of humor!! ;D

Must try to remember another joke!

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Re: Clean Joke Thread
« Reply #19 on: March 20, 2009, 08:36:54 PM »
haha, blonde jokes are like the only ones in my school so...

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Re: Clean Joke Thread
« Reply #20 on: March 20, 2009, 08:39:16 PM »
They happen to be the only ones I can remember! ;)

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Re: Clean Joke Thread
« Reply #21 on: March 20, 2009, 08:40:04 PM »
Us blondes remember the wrong things

we really need to stick together us blondes

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Re: Clean Joke Thread
« Reply #22 on: March 20, 2009, 08:42:27 PM »
Yep.....we must band together!!

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« Reply #23 on: March 20, 2009, 08:43:11 PM »
*holds on to eury* if you let go, those evil brunnetes gonna kill me!

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Re: Clean Joke Thread
« Reply #24 on: March 20, 2009, 09:14:17 PM »
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*holds on to eury* if you let go, those evil brunnetes gonna kill me!


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Re: Clean Joke Thread
« Reply #25 on: March 20, 2009, 09:43:36 PM »
Here's one for all my fellow members on the Emerald Isle.

So two Irishmen walk out of a bar.
...Hey, it could happen!

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« Reply #26 on: March 20, 2009, 09:59:01 PM »
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Here's one for all my fellow members on the Emerald Isle.

So two Irishmen walk out of a bar.
...Hey, it could happen!

 ;D ;D ;D

That is funny!

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Re: Clean Joke Thread
« Reply #27 on: March 21, 2009, 05:46:07 AM »
I'm a blonde,and I think the blonde joke are the best!
We blondes have to stick together!

Here is another one about blondes:

What happens if two blondes collide?


Mirror brokes.

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Re: Clean Joke Thread
« Reply #28 on: March 21, 2009, 06:51:53 AM »
...clean jokes. Clean jokes. Now I'm sure I know one...

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Nope. Got nothing.

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Re: Clean Joke Thread
« Reply #29 on: March 22, 2009, 03:11:03 PM »
OK, there once was this snake named Nate.  Nate the snake led a boring life, so he decided to spice things up by taking a couple of marketing classes at the local community college.  One day on his way home from school, Nate discovered the LEVER that would END the WORLD if it were pulled.  Nate was amazed and realized that this would be a great opportunity to put all his newly found knowledge to use.  He decided to build an amusement park around the lever.  People would come from far and wide and pay good money to ride on the rides and see the lever that would end the world, if it were ever pulled.

Nate's plan worked like a charm and he soon became a local celebrity.  The amusement park was wildly successful and business was booming - so much so that every day Nate would have to slither across the road carrying a big bag of money to deposit in the bank on the other side of the street.  One day Nate was slithering across the road carrying his big bag of money, when a truck driver came driving down the road a little too fast.  The truck driver saw Nate the snake, but realized that if he swerved to miss him, he might accidentally hit the lever and end the world.  So in the end, he decided to just run the snake over, because everyone knows - it's better Nate than Lever.