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Re: Drop a word...Add a word Game
« Reply #15810 on: October 18, 2017, 05:51:33 PM »
U2 rules eternally forever and ever and ever until the end of existence for all mankind and the whole universe until the kingdom come swallows up all the U2 fans and spits them back out in the new universe evolves from a distant planet that explodes and creates a new solar system that soars around the universe at 10000000000000000 miles per hour and throws off all the people so they are flying around in space like space monkeys with their hair all out of place and listening to U2 music while they get extremely dizzy from all the speed and spinning around out of control while their clothes go flying off and get stuck on a star and the star blew up and the clothes flew to a different solar system and that system was hotter than hell and the clothes all caught fire and caused space fires all over the galaxy, then a spaceship called the U2 Enterprise entered the galaxy and landed on the famous planet called Edgulon and U2's biggest fans Riffy and OnlyU2 were invited to Edgulon to help populate the planet so they made lots and lots of baby Bono's and baby Edge's and some baby Adam's and even a couple baby Larrys which looked like little bats but they were still very cute and became bad ass drummers. Riffy and OnlyU2 were spitting out babies nonstop and baby Bonos, baby Edges, baby Adams and baby Larrys were multiplying by the dozens they were starving because Edgulon didn't have any baby food so they started eating the flowers and trees and the birds and the bees and each other until Edge made them stop eating everything and took them all to Uranus where there was an abundant supply of butter sandwiches, eggnog, and beer.  So the baby's stuffed their little faces and became extremely fat, which made them extremely lazy so all they did was eat, drink and sleep.  Bono decided they needed some exercise so he started playing all the really fast U2 songs and made the babies all dance and dance until they threw up and fell asleep and then he woke them up and made them dance some more and they all started crying, especially the baby Larry because he was the fattest and laziest, and was started to go through butter sandwich, eggnog and beer withdrawals so he begged Bono to stop making him dance.  So instead, Bono made him a root beer float with apples in it and baby Larry loved it so he made them for everybody and the float part of the root beer float made them all float to Venus where there were ponies to ride and candy to eat and monsters that would eat the people but they all got along somehow and it was a very happy time until everyone one drank the entire supply of root beer, and the Venus Monsters very very angry so they attempted to evict them from the planet.  Edge came along and started playing his guitar for them and you know, music soothes the savage beast, so the Venus Monsters started swaying to the music and they got swaying so fast that they floated away and took everyone with them and they ended up on Mars where there were Mars candy bars everywhere and little green men running around.  There were no woman on Mars.  So when the Martians saw Riffy and OnlyU2, they started flirting with them, and getting huge boners.  Edge and Bono didn't like them buzzing around their women so they all grew wings like Pegasus and flew to the sun where it looked like the sun but felt like the rain and the Martians followed them, bringing along their huge (uh oh) boners! But those little green bastards couldn't handle the heat, so they melted into little piles of green snot, and got washed away by the rain.  So everyone went to the moon, where they all ate cheese until they got so constipated that their butts blew out and they were all butt-less and OnlyU2 and Riffy had to knit them all new butts, but they forgot to knit holes in the new butts so no one could take a crap and they were all so full of sh** that they all blew up and every single planet, star, the moon and the sun was covered in sh**!  The leftover sh** formed a new planet called Crappooshitulon. Then since no one wanted to live on Crappooshitulon, they had to find yet another place to go, so they traveled 397,502,502 light years and finally settled on a beautiful green planet called Bonulon where they all lived happily ever after until the dude from the scary Halloween movies showed up and started to terrorize everyone on Bonulon.  So all the babies, Edge, Bono, Larry, Adam, Riffy and OnlyU2 all ganged up on Michael Myers and murdered him.  They threw his body into the Bonulon River where the Bonulon sharks tore it up and spit him out and everyone gathered the pieces and made a bonulon-fire (get it?) and burned him to ashes, so everyone decided to roast marshmallows and wieners over the bonulon-fire.  But the smoke from the ashes of the creepy Halloween dude made the marshmallows and wieners taste like creepy dead Halloween dude so they spit it all out and ate butter sandwiches instead but it was so hot around the bonulon-fire that the butter was melting all over everyone's hands and they all washed their hands in the Bonulon River and they caught malaria and there was no doctor so everyone suffered from severe shaking chills, high fever, profuse sweating, headache, nausea, vomiting, abdominal pain, and diarrhea. These Malaria symptoms lasted for 363,287 days so the only cure for this was  to kiss a member of U2 so everyone started kissing the guys and the guys were loving it until someone threw up on Larry and he started crying and then everyone started crying until Bono told them to shut the hell up!  He told Larry to jump in the Bonulon river to wash the puke off, but Larry was scared of getting Malaria again.  Nobody wanted to smell Larry so Adam pushed him in and then everyone jumped in and it was a great big skinny-dipping party.
Larry was glad to have all that company in the Bonulon River because the water was cold and all those people warmed it up but then someone peed and then someone else peed and then everyone was peeing until Adam said

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Re: Drop a word...Add a word Game
« Reply #15811 on: October 18, 2017, 05:54:04 PM »
U2 rules eternally forever and ever and ever until the end of existence for all mankind and the whole universe until the kingdom come swallows up all the U2 fans and spits them back out in the new universe evolves from a distant planet that explodes and creates a new solar system that soars around the universe at 10000000000000000 miles per hour and throws off all the people so they are flying around in space like space monkeys with their hair all out of place and listening to U2 music while they get extremely dizzy from all the speed and spinning around out of control while their clothes go flying off and get stuck on a star and the star blew up and the clothes flew to a different solar system and that system was hotter than hell and the clothes all caught fire and caused space fires all over the galaxy, then a spaceship called the U2 Enterprise entered the galaxy and landed on the famous planet called Edgulon and U2's biggest fans Riffy and OnlyU2 were invited to Edgulon to help populate the planet so they made lots and lots of baby Bono's and baby Edge's and some baby Adam's and even a couple baby Larrys which looked like little bats but they were still very cute and became bad ass drummers. Riffy and OnlyU2 were spitting out babies nonstop and baby Bonos, baby Edges, baby Adams and baby Larrys were multiplying by the dozens they were starving because Edgulon didn't have any baby food so they started eating the flowers and trees and the birds and the bees and each other until Edge made them stop eating everything and took them all to Uranus where there was an abundant supply of butter sandwiches, eggnog, and beer.  So the baby's stuffed their little faces and became extremely fat, which made them extremely lazy so all they did was eat, drink and sleep.  Bono decided they needed some exercise so he started playing all the really fast U2 songs and made the babies all dance and dance until they threw up and fell asleep and then he woke them up and made them dance some more and they all started crying, especially the baby Larry because he was the fattest and laziest, and was started to go through butter sandwich, eggnog and beer withdrawals so he begged Bono to stop making him dance.  So instead, Bono made him a root beer float with apples in it and baby Larry loved it so he made them for everybody and the float part of the root beer float made them all float to Venus where there were ponies to ride and candy to eat and monsters that would eat the people but they all got along somehow and it was a very happy time until everyone one drank the entire supply of root beer, and the Venus Monsters very very angry so they attempted to evict them from the planet.  Edge came along and started playing his guitar for them and you know, music soothes the savage beast, so the Venus Monsters started swaying to the music and they got swaying so fast that they floated away and took everyone with them and they ended up on Mars where there were Mars candy bars everywhere and little green men running around.  There were no woman on Mars.  So when the Martians saw Riffy and OnlyU2, they started flirting with them, and getting huge boners.  Edge and Bono didn't like them buzzing around their women so they all grew wings like Pegasus and flew to the sun where it looked like the sun but felt like the rain and the Martians followed them, bringing along their huge (uh oh) boners! But those little green bastards couldn't handle the heat, so they melted into little piles of green snot, and got washed away by the rain.  So everyone went to the moon, where they all ate cheese until they got so constipated that their butts blew out and they were all butt-less and OnlyU2 and Riffy had to knit them all new butts, but they forgot to knit holes in the new butts so no one could take a crap and they were all so full of sh** that they all blew up and every single planet, star, the moon and the sun was covered in sh**!  The leftover sh** formed a new planet called Crappooshitulon. Then since no one wanted to live on Crappooshitulon, they had to find yet another place to go, so they traveled 397,502,502 light years and finally settled on a beautiful green planet called Bonulon where they all lived happily ever after until the dude from the scary Halloween movies showed up and started to terrorize everyone on Bonulon.  So all the babies, Edge, Bono, Larry, Adam, Riffy and OnlyU2 all ganged up on Michael Myers and murdered him.  They threw his body into the Bonulon River where the Bonulon sharks tore it up and spit him out and everyone gathered the pieces and made a bonulon-fire (get it?) and burned him to ashes, so everyone decided to roast marshmallows and wieners over the bonulon-fire.  But the smoke from the ashes of the creepy Halloween dude made the marshmallows and wieners taste like creepy dead Halloween dude so they spit it all out and ate butter sandwiches instead but it was so hot around the bonulon-fire that the butter was melting all over everyone's hands and they all washed their hands in the Bonulon River and they caught malaria and there was no doctor so everyone suffered from severe shaking chills, high fever, profuse sweating, headache, nausea, vomiting, abdominal pain, and diarrhea. These Malaria symptoms lasted for 363,287 days so the only cure for this was  to kiss a member of U2 so everyone started kissing the guys and the guys were loving it until someone threw up on Larry and he started crying and then everyone started crying until Bono told them to shut the hell up!  He told Larry to jump in the Bonulon river to wash the puke off, but Larry was scared of getting Malaria again.  Nobody wanted to smell Larry so Adam pushed him in and then everyone jumped in and it was a great big skinny-dipping party. Larry was glad to have all that company in the Bonulon River because the water was cold and all those people warmed it up but then someone peed and then someone else peed and then everyone was peeing until Adam said "Stop peeing!" The water was turning yellow really fast and the pee smell was making everyone gag, and it was killing all the fish in the Bolulon river.  But nobody cared.  They just kept peeing and peeing and peeing until

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Re: Drop a word...Add a word Game
« Reply #15812 on: October 18, 2017, 05:57:24 PM »
U2 rules eternally forever and ever and ever until the end of existence for all mankind and the whole universe until the kingdom come swallows up all the U2 fans and spits them back out in the new universe evolves from a distant planet that explodes and creates a new solar system that soars around the universe at 10000000000000000 miles per hour and throws off all the people so they are flying around in space like space monkeys with their hair all out of place and listening to U2 music while they get extremely dizzy from all the speed and spinning around out of control while their clothes go flying off and get stuck on a star and the star blew up and the clothes flew to a different solar system and that system was hotter than hell and the clothes all caught fire and caused space fires all over the galaxy, then a spaceship called the U2 Enterprise entered the galaxy and landed on the famous planet called Edgulon and U2's biggest fans Riffy and OnlyU2 were invited to Edgulon to help populate the planet so they made lots and lots of baby Bono's and baby Edge's and some baby Adam's and even a couple baby Larrys which looked like little bats but they were still very cute and became bad ass drummers. Riffy and OnlyU2 were spitting out babies nonstop and baby Bonos, baby Edges, baby Adams and baby Larrys were multiplying by the dozens they were starving because Edgulon didn't have any baby food so they started eating the flowers and trees and the birds and the bees and each other until Edge made them stop eating everything and took them all to Uranus where there was an abundant supply of butter sandwiches, eggnog, and beer.  So the baby's stuffed their little faces and became extremely fat, which made them extremely lazy so all they did was eat, drink and sleep.  Bono decided they needed some exercise so he started playing all the really fast U2 songs and made the babies all dance and dance until they threw up and fell asleep and then he woke them up and made them dance some more and they all started crying, especially the baby Larry because he was the fattest and laziest, and was started to go through butter sandwich, eggnog and beer withdrawals so he begged Bono to stop making him dance.  So instead, Bono made him a root beer float with apples in it and baby Larry loved it so he made them for everybody and the float part of the root beer float made them all float to Venus where there were ponies to ride and candy to eat and monsters that would eat the people but they all got along somehow and it was a very happy time until everyone one drank the entire supply of root beer, and the Venus Monsters very very angry so they attempted to evict them from the planet.  Edge came along and started playing his guitar for them and you know, music soothes the savage beast, so the Venus Monsters started swaying to the music and they got swaying so fast that they floated away and took everyone with them and they ended up on Mars where there were Mars candy bars everywhere and little green men running around.  There were no woman on Mars.  So when the Martians saw Riffy and OnlyU2, they started flirting with them, and getting huge boners.  Edge and Bono didn't like them buzzing around their women so they all grew wings like Pegasus and flew to the sun where it looked like the sun but felt like the rain and the Martians followed them, bringing along their huge (uh oh) boners! But those little green bastards couldn't handle the heat, so they melted into little piles of green snot, and got washed away by the rain.  So everyone went to the moon, where they all ate cheese until they got so constipated that their butts blew out and they were all butt-less and OnlyU2 and Riffy had to knit them all new butts, but they forgot to knit holes in the new butts so no one could take a crap and they were all so full of sh** that they all blew up and every single planet, star, the moon and the sun was covered in sh**!  The leftover sh** formed a new planet called Crappooshitulon. Then since no one wanted to live on Crappooshitulon, they had to find yet another place to go, so they traveled 397,502,502 light years and finally settled on a beautiful green planet called Bonulon where they all lived happily ever after until the dude from the scary Halloween movies showed up and started to terrorize everyone on Bonulon.  So all the babies, Edge, Bono, Larry, Adam, Riffy and OnlyU2 all ganged up on Michael Myers and murdered him.  They threw his body into the Bonulon River where the Bonulon sharks tore it up and spit him out and everyone gathered the pieces and made a bonulon-fire (get it?) and burned him to ashes, so everyone decided to roast marshmallows and wieners over the bonulon-fire.  But the smoke from the ashes of the creepy Halloween dude made the marshmallows and wieners taste like creepy dead Halloween dude so they spit it all out and ate butter sandwiches instead but it was so hot around the bonulon-fire that the butter was melting all over everyone's hands and they all washed their hands in the Bonulon River and they caught malaria and there was no doctor so everyone suffered from severe shaking chills, high fever, profuse sweating, headache, nausea, vomiting, abdominal pain, and diarrhea. These Malaria symptoms lasted for 363,287 days so the only cure for this was  to kiss a member of U2 so everyone started kissing the guys and the guys were loving it until someone threw up on Larry and he started crying and then everyone started crying until Bono told them to shut the hell up!  He told Larry to jump in the Bonulon river to wash the puke off, but Larry was scared of getting Malaria again.  Nobody wanted to smell Larry so Adam pushed him in and then everyone jumped in and it was a great big skinny-dipping party. Larry was glad to have all that company in the Bonulon River because the water was cold and all those people warmed it up but then someone peed and then someone else peed and then everyone was peeing until Adam said "Stop peeing!" The water was turning yellow really fast and the pee smell was making everyone gag, and it was killing all the fish in the Bolulon river.  But nobody cared.  They just kept peeing and peeing and peeing until the monsoon rains came and washed all the pee away and everyone lived happily ever after. THE END

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Re: Drop a word...Add a word Game
« Reply #15813 on: October 19, 2017, 09:48:16 AM »
Oh wow, I'm stumped for words... he he

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Re: Drop a word...Add a word Game
« Reply #15814 on: October 19, 2017, 10:41:46 AM »
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Oh wow, I'm stumped for words... he he
Did you like out last few posts, Poppy? (I was stumped for words, too...that's why ended the insanity!)

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Re: Drop a word...Add a word Game
« Reply #15815 on: October 19, 2017, 10:45:36 AM »
It was becoming a novel!
So let's just resume the normal game:

track list

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Re: Drop a word...Add a word Game
« Reply #15816 on: October 19, 2017, 10:46:57 AM »
song list

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Re: Drop a word...Add a word Game
« Reply #15817 on: October 19, 2017, 10:47:45 AM »
love song

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Re: Drop a word...Add a word Game
« Reply #15818 on: October 19, 2017, 10:48:24 AM »
love hurts

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Re: Drop a word...Add a word Game
« Reply #15819 on: October 19, 2017, 10:50:38 AM »
hurts more

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Re: Drop a word...Add a word Game
« Reply #15820 on: October 19, 2017, 10:53:41 AM »
more than

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Re: Drop a word...Add a word Game
« Reply #15821 on: October 19, 2017, 10:57:14 AM »
bigger than

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Re: Drop a word...Add a word Game
« Reply #15822 on: October 19, 2017, 11:41:13 AM »
bigger lie

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Re: Drop a word...Add a word Game
« Reply #15823 on: October 19, 2017, 11:47:57 AM »
lie detector

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Re: Drop a word...Add a word Game
« Reply #15824 on: October 19, 2017, 12:01:24 PM »
smoke detector