Hey, I mishear lyrics quite often too, like on Discotheque.
You know you're chewing bubble gum
I hear it as and sing it as:
You know you should bah bah bah

lol Interesting way to make Bono appear to be forcing us to "
bah" like goats!

But some unintentional lyric changes actually benefit the song, like in "Electrical Storm", I thought "heavy as a truck" was "heavy as a"
drug, which to me sounded more inventive. Or in "Original Of The Species", I misheard the lyric the "the end is not as fun as the start" as "the end is not as"
far "as the start". See what I mean?