For 2008 my resolutions were:
1. Beat Guitar Hero 3 while not wearing pants (failure)
2. Stop looking at dinosaur porn (nearly complete success)
3. Spend more time trolling people’s Facebook profiles (success)
4. Stop relying on the art of seduction to improve my final grades (success)
5. Don’t become homeless again (success)
6. Stop occasionally using my roommate’s toothbrush without telling him (only relapsed once or twice)
5ish out of 6 isn't bad I'd say. Time to set new ones for 2009:
1. Don't develop a cocaine habit
2. Age approximately 1 year
3. Stop sending love letters to Chris Hansen.
4. Avoid getting into another love triangle with serial duck murderers
5. Listen to less Hannah Montana
6. Stop relying on Pet MD for personal medical information. Wikipedia is just as good.
7. Also, Watch More TV