a lot of cologne stinks so i voted ascent. of course Bono should start a red cologne line called Songs of A Scent. DA DUMP CRASH! hey who hit me over the head? guess i deserve it for the horrible attempt at humor.
...or maybe Bono sells any/all of his houses, and goes the non-ownership route, but quickly gets into disputes with his landlord, resulting in "Wrongs of a Rent".
Might as well not bother with the rest of the forum, there's enough entertainment here until the actual album gets released...