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Title: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on March 11, 2015, 11:37:41 AM
Let's write a story about U2, everybody add 4 words at a time.

Once upon a time....
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Post by: Volcanogirl on March 11, 2015, 03:00:20 PM
Four guys from Dublin
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Post by: OnlyU2 on March 11, 2015, 03:06:41 PM
got together to form
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Post by: WookieeWarrior10 on March 11, 2015, 05:08:54 PM
The best band ever
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Post by: OnlyU2 on March 11, 2015, 05:37:50 PM
One day they decided
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Post by: linds61119 on March 11, 2015, 07:10:45 PM
to conquer the world
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Post by: codeguy on March 11, 2015, 10:05:12 PM
With their magnificent mullets
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Post by: Volcanogirl on March 12, 2015, 02:19:00 AM
And songs of innocence
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Post by: u2CanHappenToAnyone on March 12, 2015, 07:17:58 AM
Fans were devoted because
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Post by: Volcanogirl on March 12, 2015, 07:33:43 AM
The Edge played guitar
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Post by: hrsan on March 12, 2015, 09:17:27 AM
Bono sang with passion
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Post by: OnlyU2 on March 12, 2015, 10:01:06 AM
and Larry and Adam
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Post by: Volcanogirl on March 12, 2015, 11:02:56 AM
Were the rhythm section
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Post by: OnlyU2 on March 12, 2015, 11:38:41 AM
Almost 40 years together
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Post by: Volcanogirl on March 12, 2015, 01:51:16 PM
And best friends forever
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Post by: OnlyU2 on March 12, 2015, 02:20:33 PM
they will continue to
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Post by: u2CanHappenToAnyone on March 12, 2015, 02:31:04 PM
bring us JOY and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on March 12, 2015, 03:01:34 PM
the best music ever!
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Post by: riffraff on May 16, 2016, 11:10:03 AM
 If I was Adam...
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 16, 2016, 12:31:04 PM
I would tell Bono
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Post by: riffraff on May 16, 2016, 01:13:42 PM
that Ali said she
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 16, 2016, 01:19:39 PM
really wants to go
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Post by: riffraff on May 16, 2016, 01:27:33 PM
to a U2 show
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 16, 2016, 01:48:45 PM
even though she has
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Post by: riffraff on May 16, 2016, 02:01:51 PM
to wait for him
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 16, 2016, 02:04:41 PM
to get out of
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Post by: riffraff on May 16, 2016, 02:06:02 PM
the studio, right now!
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 16, 2016, 02:10:29 PM
Hurry up and finish
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Post by: riffraff on May 16, 2016, 02:11:02 PM
and get back to
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 16, 2016, 02:34:28 PM
touring.  So finish the
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Post by: Volcanogirl on May 17, 2016, 02:37:15 AM
Songs of Experience record
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Post by: riffraff on May 17, 2016, 05:52:49 AM
and come back to
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Post by: Volcanogirl on May 17, 2016, 08:40:57 AM
Play a setlist that
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Post by: riffraff on May 17, 2016, 10:51:01 AM
rocks the whole world
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 17, 2016, 11:18:20 AM
I hope they play
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Post by: riffraff on May 17, 2016, 11:24:09 AM
new songs, old songs
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 17, 2016, 11:24:50 AM
like Kite, Exit and
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Post by: riffraff on May 17, 2016, 11:29:41 AM
Red Hill Town and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 17, 2016, 11:30:47 AM
Acrobat, So Cruel and
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Post by: riffraff on May 17, 2016, 11:32:34 AM
Ultraviolet, Zooropa, Streets and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 17, 2016, 11:33:44 AM
Bono should wear a
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Post by: riffraff on May 17, 2016, 11:35:49 AM
leather jacket with a
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 17, 2016, 11:40:37 AM
pair of bubble pants.
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Post by: riffraff on May 17, 2016, 11:41:32 AM
YES! And we will
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 17, 2016, 11:46:29 AM
take his glasses off
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Post by: riffraff on May 17, 2016, 11:47:00 AM
look into his eyes
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 17, 2016, 11:47:53 AM
and dream about being
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Post by: riffraff on May 17, 2016, 11:48:13 AM
the only one to
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 17, 2016, 11:51:42 AM
go up on stage
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Post by: riffraff on May 17, 2016, 11:54:36 AM
and dance with Edge
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 17, 2016, 12:18:35 PM
while Adam and Larry
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Post by: riffraff on May 17, 2016, 03:03:10 PM
watch us so carefully
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 17, 2016, 03:06:45 PM
.Then after the concert
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Post by: riffraff on May 17, 2016, 03:10:37 PM
we all went together
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 17, 2016, 03:14:43 PM
to a local pub
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Post by: riffraff on May 17, 2016, 03:20:17 PM
and drank a few
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 17, 2016, 03:29:46 PM
rum and cokes. Bono
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Post by: riffraff on May 17, 2016, 03:32:10 PM
bought all the drinks
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 17, 2016, 03:45:55 PM
and supplied us with
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Post by: riffraff on May 17, 2016, 03:48:43 PM
straws, napkins, and love
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 17, 2016, 03:57:32 PM
Then he took us
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Post by: riffraff on May 17, 2016, 03:58:30 PM
to Edge's house and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 17, 2016, 04:01:06 PM
we all had a
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Post by: riffraff on May 17, 2016, 04:17:04 PM
piece of cake with
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 17, 2016, 04:18:28 PM
ice cream to celebrate
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Post by: riffraff on May 17, 2016, 04:19:15 PM
Edge playing new songs
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 17, 2016, 04:22:52 PM
that will appear on
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Post by: riffraff on May 18, 2016, 06:07:56 AM
the long awaited SOE
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 18, 2016, 10:31:44 AM
album.  It will be
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Post by: riffraff on May 18, 2016, 10:36:12 AM
out very soon and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 18, 2016, 10:37:58 AM
it will be amazing
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Post by: riffraff on May 18, 2016, 10:44:05 AM
and then the tour
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 18, 2016, 12:57:34 PM
will kick off in
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Post by: Volcanogirl on May 19, 2016, 03:00:09 AM
Stadiums all over Earth
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Post by: riffraff on May 19, 2016, 05:51:58 AM
and peace will reign
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 19, 2016, 10:25:49 AM
in all the fans
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Post by: riffraff on May 19, 2016, 10:48:41 AM
one heart, one love
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 19, 2016, 11:06:08 AM
one blood, one life
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Post by: riffraff on May 19, 2016, 11:29:26 AM
we believe in love
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 19, 2016, 11:31:19 AM
.One day, Larry and
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Post by: riffraff on May 19, 2016, 11:31:48 AM
and Anne went to
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 19, 2016, 11:34:10 AM
visit Adam and
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Post by: riffraff on May 19, 2016, 11:35:15 AM
Bono showed up with
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 19, 2016, 11:37:39 AM
riffraff and OnlyU2
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Post by: riffraff on May 19, 2016, 11:38:21 AM
oh the sweetest story!
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 19, 2016, 11:42:17 AM
Bono gave them both
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Post by: riffraff on May 19, 2016, 11:43:32 AM
hugs, kisses and a
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 19, 2016, 11:56:50 AM
bought them a new
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Post by: riffraff on May 19, 2016, 12:02:32 PM
guitar for Riffy and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 19, 2016, 12:11:24 PM
OnlyU2.  Now Edge must
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Post by: riffraff on May 19, 2016, 12:12:19 PM
tune them for us
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 19, 2016, 12:15:10 PM
and teach us to
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Post by: riffraff on May 19, 2016, 12:16:05 PM
rejoice in the songs
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 19, 2016, 12:17:04 PM
while Adam and Larry
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Post by: riffraff on May 19, 2016, 12:19:28 PM
dance barefoot in the
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 19, 2016, 12:30:33 PM
sand box while Bono
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Post by: Volcanogirl on May 20, 2016, 02:17:46 AM
wears his golden suit
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Post by: riffraff on May 20, 2016, 05:48:30 AM
with lots of makeuup
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 20, 2016, 10:23:54 AM
but takes off his
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Post by: riffraff on May 20, 2016, 10:26:35 AM
bubble pants and then
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 20, 2016, 10:34:03 AM
put on bicycle shorts
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Post by: riffraff on May 20, 2016, 10:37:10 AM
and we went riding
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Post by: OnlyU2 on May 20, 2016, 10:38:58 AM
bikes in Central Park
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Post by: Volcanogirl on May 20, 2016, 10:39:08 AM
Off into the galaxy
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Post by: riffraff on May 20, 2016, 10:40:54 AM
where the universe is
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Post by: Volcanogirl on May 20, 2016, 10:46:19 AM
U2 shaked hands with
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Post by: riffraff on May 20, 2016, 10:47:37 AM
God, Saint Peter, and angels
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Post by: Volcanogirl on May 21, 2016, 03:02:35 AM
They became best friends
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Post by: riffraff on May 21, 2016, 06:09:48 AM
and all sang together
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Post by: Volcanogirl on May 21, 2016, 07:31:48 AM
With a gospel choir
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Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on May 21, 2016, 02:24:47 PM
outside under a tall
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Post by: voughtla on May 21, 2016, 09:21:00 PM
the moon was up
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Post by: Volcanogirl on May 22, 2016, 02:49:52 AM
And four riders approaching
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Post by: riffraff on May 22, 2016, 05:13:20 AM
the four riders were
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Post by: Volcanogirl on May 22, 2016, 05:25:56 AM
On their steal horses
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Post by: riffraff on May 22, 2016, 05:30:13 AM
through the stormy night
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Post by: Volcanogirl on May 22, 2016, 07:52:53 AM
Than this music played
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Post by: riffraff on May 22, 2016, 08:40:46 AM
it sounded like heaven
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Post by: Volcanogirl on May 22, 2016, 09:25:55 AM
Made himself visible and
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Post by: riffraff on May 22, 2016, 11:11:05 AM
to leave Bono alone
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Post by: voughtla on May 22, 2016, 03:39:45 PM
whilst the wind howled on
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Post by: Volcanogirl on May 23, 2016, 04:23:49 AM
Angels were helping him
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Post by: riffraff on May 23, 2016, 07:49:28 AM
to tie his shoes
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Post by: Volcanogirl on May 23, 2016, 08:33:44 AM
Suddenly Dallas showed up
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Post by: riffraff on May 23, 2016, 09:43:31 AM
and said "hey, guys"
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Post by: Volcanogirl on May 23, 2016, 10:58:31 AM
Look, this acoustic one.....
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Post by: riffraff on May 23, 2016, 11:01:55 AM
should make fans cry
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Post by: Volcanogirl on May 24, 2016, 03:28:04 AM
The fans to hear
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Post by: riffraff on May 24, 2016, 06:12:11 AM
a very small venue
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Post by: Volcanogirl on May 24, 2016, 09:59:56 AM
Under a zilver mirrorball
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Post by: riffraff on May 24, 2016, 10:47:18 AM
I'm in velvet dress
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Post by: Volcanogirl on May 25, 2016, 04:06:06 AM
In the chrystal ballroom
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Post by: riffraff on May 25, 2016, 05:41:47 AM
under a mirror ball
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Post by: Volcanogirl on May 25, 2016, 07:09:33 AM
Riffey dances with Adam
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Post by: riffraff on May 25, 2016, 08:19:04 AM
oh jeez, oh jeez!
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Post by: Volcanogirl on May 26, 2016, 03:56:37 AM
And they have fun
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Post by: riffraff on May 26, 2016, 05:52:17 AM
I promise to share...
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Post by: riffraff on June 01, 2016, 05:46:41 AM
Adam with my friends!
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 01, 2016, 10:35:28 AM
I know Adam would
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Post by: riffraff on June 01, 2016, 11:03:42 AM
tell OnlyU2 that she
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 01, 2016, 12:57:50 PM
is invited to come
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Post by: riffraff on June 01, 2016, 01:02:10 PM
to his villa in
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 01, 2016, 01:23:36 PM
the South of France.
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Post by: riffraff on June 01, 2016, 01:51:04 PM
A nice breeze blowing
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 01, 2016, 02:16:39 PM
on the beach.  Bono
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Post by: riffraff on June 01, 2016, 02:44:14 PM
was wearing a speedo
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 01, 2016, 03:00:25 PM
but wasn't wearing a
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Post by: riffraff on June 02, 2016, 05:18:29 AM
hat or shoes. Edge
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Post by: Volcanogirl on June 02, 2016, 05:24:19 AM
Was wearing his pyjama's
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Post by: riffraff on June 02, 2016, 05:26:14 AM
they had little guitars
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Post by: Volcanogirl on June 02, 2016, 05:27:31 AM
And beanies on it
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Post by: riffraff on June 02, 2016, 05:28:06 AM
Adam went out to
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Post by: Volcanogirl on June 02, 2016, 05:42:43 AM
the French sea because
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Post by: riffraff on June 02, 2016, 05:47:06 AM
he needed to baptize
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 02, 2016, 10:30:49 AM
his new bass guitar.
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Post by: riffraff on June 02, 2016, 10:32:25 AM
so he dunked it
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 02, 2016, 10:40:56 AM
into the ocean and
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Post by: riffraff on June 02, 2016, 10:47:21 AM
he heard God say
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 02, 2016, 10:51:54 AM
Your guitar is blessed
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Post by: riffraff on June 02, 2016, 11:11:33 AM
forever and a day
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Post by: Volcanogirl on June 02, 2016, 11:18:22 AM
Girls and boys know
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 02, 2016, 11:19:05 AM
that Larry is going
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Post by: Volcanogirl on June 02, 2016, 11:20:56 AM
to be the coolest
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 02, 2016, 11:22:17 AM
drummer to ever get
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Post by: Volcanogirl on June 02, 2016, 11:25:58 AM
An award for being
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Post by: riffraff on June 02, 2016, 11:29:03 AM
the cutest, grumpiest guy
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 02, 2016, 11:33:01 AM
and Edge gets awarded
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Post by: riffraff on June 02, 2016, 11:33:49 AM
for asking Riffy if
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 02, 2016, 11:36:28 AM
she wants to be
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Post by: riffraff on June 02, 2016, 11:37:19 AM
part of a song
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 02, 2016, 11:38:21 AM
that Bono wrote about
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Post by: riffraff on June 02, 2016, 11:39:33 AM
about a woman who
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 02, 2016, 11:42:02 AM
falls in love with
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Post by: riffraff on June 02, 2016, 11:49:50 AM
a man from hell
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 02, 2016, 11:51:54 AM
The song is called
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Post by: riffraff on June 02, 2016, 11:52:39 AM
I am a survivor
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 02, 2016, 11:56:10 AM
It becomes a hit
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Post by: riffraff on June 02, 2016, 12:01:52 PM
and gets on SOE
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 02, 2016, 12:02:33 PM
and Riffy becomes very
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Post by: riffraff on June 02, 2016, 12:05:00 PM
strong, with faith in
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 02, 2016, 12:05:42 PM
the success of the
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Post by: riffraff on June 02, 2016, 12:06:27 PM
new album and she
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 02, 2016, 12:14:53 PM
gets credit for the
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Post by: riffraff on June 02, 2016, 12:18:49 PM
sad but true story
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 02, 2016, 12:19:41 PM
that wins a Grammy
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Post by: riffraff on June 02, 2016, 12:20:40 PM
and makes U2 happy
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 02, 2016, 12:21:53 PM
Then the band decided
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Post by: riffraff on June 02, 2016, 12:24:02 PM
to let OnlyU2 be
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 02, 2016, 01:00:12 PM
on stage with them
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Post by: riffraff on June 02, 2016, 01:07:26 PM
during every SOE show
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 02, 2016, 01:08:18 PM
and will invite Riffy
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Post by: riffraff on June 02, 2016, 01:09:02 PM
to play her guitar
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 02, 2016, 01:10:50 PM
and show The Edge
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Post by: riffraff on June 02, 2016, 01:28:18 PM
how she can play
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 02, 2016, 01:34:58 PM
and he will say
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Post by: riffraff on June 02, 2016, 01:36:04 PM
that's not too bad
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 02, 2016, 01:37:11 PM
then he gives her
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Post by: riffraff on June 02, 2016, 01:48:04 PM
his brand new guitar
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 02, 2016, 01:57:04 PM
and gets it signed
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Post by: riffraff on June 02, 2016, 01:57:38 PM
by the whole band
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 02, 2016, 02:14:17 PM
Then Riffraff and OnlyU2
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Post by: riffraff on June 03, 2016, 09:27:10 AM
Who could blame us?
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 03, 2016, 10:33:29 AM
We love these men!
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Post by: riffraff on June 03, 2016, 11:11:03 AM
It's only natural, and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 03, 2016, 11:16:22 AM
they make us feel
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Post by: riffraff on June 03, 2016, 11:17:44 AM
happy, pretty, soulful, willing!
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 03, 2016, 11:21:10 AM
They will always be
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Post by: riffraff on June 03, 2016, 11:24:11 AM
what makes us strong
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 03, 2016, 11:47:51 AM
and one day they
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Post by: riffraff on June 03, 2016, 11:51:19 AM
will see it's true
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 03, 2016, 12:04:06 PM
that these 4 men
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 03, 2016, 12:06:12 PM
will stay with us
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 03, 2016, 12:16:58 PM
through thick and thin
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 03, 2016, 12:21:51 PM
and keep on playing
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 03, 2016, 12:23:44 PM
live concerts all over
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 03, 2016, 12:27:15 PM
especially in our towns
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 03, 2016, 12:27:37 PM
so we both can
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 03, 2016, 12:30:16 PM
meet and greet them
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 03, 2016, 12:45:04 PM
and go to their
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 03, 2016, 12:45:54 PM
shows in other towns
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 03, 2016, 12:47:06 PM
and party with them
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 03, 2016, 12:49:16 PM
drinks are on me!
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 03, 2016, 01:02:40 PM
Bono will be happy
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 03, 2016, 01:06:33 PM
to show us his
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 03, 2016, 01:23:46 PM
airplane and take us
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 03, 2016, 01:24:22 PM
to Dublin to see
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 03, 2016, 01:25:20 PM
his house and his
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 03, 2016, 01:26:32 PM
art collection and then
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 03, 2016, 01:28:33 PM
give us both a
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 03, 2016, 01:31:13 PM
ride to Larry's house
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 03, 2016, 01:37:27 PM
so we can all
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 03, 2016, 01:40:51 PM
go swimming in his
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 03, 2016, 01:52:22 PM
pool while wearing a
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 03, 2016, 03:38:33 PM
only his tattoo wow
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 03, 2016, 03:55:23 PM
that made us very
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 04, 2016, 05:04:06 AM
of our inhibitions and
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 05, 2016, 05:20:32 AM
beautiful blue sea and
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: Volcanogirl on June 05, 2016, 05:48:50 AM
Swim with white Whale
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 05, 2016, 07:13:46 AM
dolphins, seals, and Larry
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 05, 2016, 11:18:07 AM
What can be more
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: Volcanogirl on June 05, 2016, 11:24:50 AM
Exciting than that folks
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 05, 2016, 11:27:49 AM
After that we went
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: Volcanogirl on June 05, 2016, 11:30:05 AM
For ice cream with
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 05, 2016, 11:31:34 AM
Larry, Adam Bono, Edge
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: Volcanogirl on June 06, 2016, 01:29:28 AM
And a miracle happened
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 06, 2016, 05:07:05 AM
the guys asked us
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: Volcanogirl on June 06, 2016, 07:41:11 AM
Larry was too cool
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 06, 2016, 07:48:47 AM
but he let VolcanoGirl
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 06, 2016, 11:33:55 AM
give him a spiffy
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 06, 2016, 11:35:51 AM
new haircut and a
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 06, 2016, 11:37:19 AM
stylish wardrobe.  Then gave
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 06, 2016, 11:56:48 AM
Adam the best looking
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: Volcanogirl on June 07, 2016, 03:45:49 AM
Punk Rock mohawk ever
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 07, 2016, 05:22:15 AM
Adam's mohawk looked so
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: Volcanogirl on June 07, 2016, 07:23:21 AM
Cool that lady's fainted
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 07, 2016, 07:45:08 AM
and men were envious
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 07, 2016, 10:36:57 AM
and Edge and Bono's
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 07, 2016, 10:37:45 AM
wives wanted to give
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 07, 2016, 10:41:53 AM
them a new look
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 07, 2016, 10:45:40 AM
so they bought new
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 07, 2016, 10:48:29 AM
shorts, shirts, hats and
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 07, 2016, 10:49:20 AM
pants with sexy zippers
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 07, 2016, 10:50:34 AM
Edge's shorts will be
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 07, 2016, 10:51:47 AM
made of gold lame
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 07, 2016, 10:52:18 AM
and Bono's pants will
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 07, 2016, 10:53:28 AM
have sparkles and a
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 07, 2016, 10:54:14 AM
sleeveless shirt and a
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 07, 2016, 10:55:01 AM
really funky hat that
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 07, 2016, 10:55:40 AM
makes him look so
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 07, 2016, 10:56:55 AM
darn cute and young
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 07, 2016, 10:58:49 AM
and Adam will wear
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 07, 2016, 10:59:16 AM
a beanie like Edge
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 07, 2016, 11:00:18 AM
so then Edge will
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 07, 2016, 11:01:57 AM
stop wearing beanies and
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 07, 2016, 11:04:18 AM
wear a wig that
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 07, 2016, 11:18:04 AM
makes him look like
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 07, 2016, 11:20:49 AM
a young and cool
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 07, 2016, 11:21:36 AM
rock star and Larry
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 07, 2016, 11:22:09 AM
won't be wearing any
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 07, 2016, 11:24:06 AM
sunscreen and he gets
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 07, 2016, 11:25:08 AM
sunburn on his pale
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 07, 2016, 11:27:53 AM
sweet little butt and
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 07, 2016, 11:31:40 AM
Bono tells him to
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 07, 2016, 11:33:23 AM
cover himself up and
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 07, 2016, 11:34:42 AM
put on some pants
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 07, 2016, 11:35:23 AM
but Larry said No
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 07, 2016, 11:37:20 AM
because Larry doesn't like
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 07, 2016, 11:38:51 AM
wearing clothes at all
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 07, 2016, 11:40:35 AM
so the whole band
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 07, 2016, 11:41:26 AM
went skinny-dipping in the
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 07, 2016, 11:51:40 AM
pacific ocean right near
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 07, 2016, 11:52:48 AM
Edge's beautiful property and
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 07, 2016, 12:01:20 PM
Riffy and OnlyU2 were
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 07, 2016, 12:03:18 PM
swimming along with them
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 07, 2016, 12:04:45 PM
All of a sudden
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 07, 2016, 12:33:07 PM
Ali, Morleigh and Ann
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 07, 2016, 12:35:05 PM
showed up and got
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 07, 2016, 12:36:35 PM
pretty mad about it
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 07, 2016, 12:39:14 PM
Riffy and OnlyU2 explained
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 07, 2016, 12:40:38 PM
we're really good girls
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 07, 2016, 12:42:58 PM
but those 4 men
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 07, 2016, 12:44:24 PM
we just couldn't resist
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 07, 2016, 12:45:07 PM
because they are so
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 07, 2016, 12:48:38 PM
beautiful, kind, talented, naked
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 07, 2016, 12:50:23 PM
So their wives said
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 07, 2016, 12:50:59 PM
ok, just for today
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 07, 2016, 12:52:41 PM
but don't take pictures
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 07, 2016, 12:57:54 PM
and don't tell anybody
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 07, 2016, 12:59:07 PM
otherwise the whole world
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 07, 2016, 01:00:53 PM
will want a turn
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 07, 2016, 01:20:20 PM
wanting them to perform
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: Volcanogirl on June 08, 2016, 02:29:35 AM
All their albums and
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 08, 2016, 04:39:09 AM
spend time with us
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 08, 2016, 09:21:46 AM
then laying in sunshine
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 08, 2016, 10:03:54 AM
without wearing any sunscreen
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 08, 2016, 10:20:20 AM
boy, were we sorry
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 08, 2016, 10:24:29 AM
and rubbed lotion on
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 08, 2016, 10:24:55 AM
ourselves and the guys
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 08, 2016, 10:28:22 AM
So then we all
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 08, 2016, 10:29:59 AM
and woke to music
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 08, 2016, 10:30:30 AM
coming out of Bono's
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 08, 2016, 10:31:31 AM
very lovely mouth and
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 08, 2016, 10:32:11 AM
it was a song
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 08, 2016, 10:32:57 AM
about OnlyU2 and her
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 08, 2016, 10:34:26 AM
dedication and love for
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 08, 2016, 10:35:40 AM
hopefully Riffy and also
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 08, 2016, 10:36:58 AM
the love for U2.
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 08, 2016, 10:38:21 AM
Always and forever U2
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 08, 2016, 10:42:08 AM
Then U2 told riffy
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 08, 2016, 10:44:01 AM
dance under the moon
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 08, 2016, 10:45:27 AM
to the song called
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 08, 2016, 10:48:20 AM
Song For Spice/OnlyU2/Riffy Someone
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 08, 2016, 10:51:03 AM
That song will win
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 08, 2016, 10:53:40 AM
A Grammy for song
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 08, 2016, 10:55:38 AM
of the year called
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 08, 2016, 10:57:31 AM
song for our girls
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 08, 2016, 11:02:18 AM
When the tour begins,
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 08, 2016, 11:02:48 AM
we will be invited
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 08, 2016, 11:05:00 AM
to dance on stage
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 08, 2016, 11:06:09 AM
and play Edge's guitar
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 08, 2016, 11:08:31 AM
and Adam's bass and
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 08, 2016, 11:10:44 AM
maybe even Larry's drums
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 08, 2016, 11:11:43 AM
But they can't sing
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 08, 2016, 11:13:10 AM
until we get there
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 08, 2016, 11:14:37 AM
because Bono doesn't like
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 08, 2016, 11:15:01 AM
to sing alone anymore
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 08, 2016, 11:16:01 AM
except when he sings
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 08, 2016, 11:16:40 AM
with or without you
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 08, 2016, 11:17:32 AM
He lets Riffy sing
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 08, 2016, 11:24:09 AM
a sort of homecoming
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 08, 2016, 11:27:04 AM
and OnlyU2 will dance
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 08, 2016, 11:32:15 AM
real slow with Adam
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 08, 2016, 11:35:15 AM
while Riffy plays a
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 08, 2016, 11:39:30 AM
guitar while holding Edge
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 08, 2016, 11:42:06 AM
close to her side
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 08, 2016, 11:46:41 AM
Riffy's having heart palpitations !
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 08, 2016, 11:52:45 AM
then she faints and
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 08, 2016, 12:03:01 PM
Edge gives her mouth
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 08, 2016, 01:17:48 PM
to mouth resuscitation and
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 08, 2016, 04:38:27 PM
then she fainted again
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 08, 2016, 05:37:34 PM
so Bono took her
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: Volcanogirl on June 09, 2016, 02:32:03 AM
To the beach house
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 09, 2016, 04:46:20 AM
then she woke up
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 09, 2016, 10:31:52 AM
because OnlyU2 was knocking
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: Volcanogirl on June 10, 2016, 04:53:30 AM
On the front door
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 10, 2016, 10:50:05 AM
Bono answered wearing a
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: ShankAsu on June 10, 2016, 11:32:38 AM
Macphisto outfit, drinking a
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 10, 2016, 12:24:30 PM
Jack Daniels, and he
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 11, 2016, 05:16:52 AM
said "come on in"
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 11, 2016, 09:51:10 AM
and right behind me
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 12, 2016, 05:27:56 AM
we saw a flash
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: Volcanogirl on June 12, 2016, 05:36:39 AM
It was Gavin Friday
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 12, 2016, 05:38:11 AM
and he was driving
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: Volcanogirl on June 12, 2016, 05:41:10 AM
An open top beatle
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 12, 2016, 07:05:20 AM
across the fields and
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: Volcanogirl on June 12, 2016, 12:53:27 PM
Called his friend McPhisto
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 12, 2016, 09:04:25 PM
to come and join
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: Volcanogirl on June 13, 2016, 02:29:12 AM
The party we had
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 13, 2016, 05:13:29 AM
going all night long
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: Volcanogirl on June 13, 2016, 06:12:21 AM
And Riffey's dogs danced
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 13, 2016, 07:24:56 AM
ears flopping, tails wagging
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: Volcanogirl on June 13, 2016, 08:56:02 AM
to the Playboy Mansion
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 13, 2016, 09:13:12 AM
where Volcanogirl got to
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: Volcanogirl on June 13, 2016, 09:15:51 AM
do some bellydance moves !
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 13, 2016, 09:17:00 AM
and everyone loved it!
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 13, 2016, 10:22:54 AM
The next morning, we
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 13, 2016, 10:28:31 AM
hit the beach and
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 13, 2016, 10:29:38 AM
played beach volleyball with
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 13, 2016, 10:30:17 AM
Ali, Morleigh, Ann and
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 13, 2016, 10:32:50 AM
Mariana, against the men
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 13, 2016, 10:41:44 AM
we kicked their butts!
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 13, 2016, 10:44:52 AM
So our prize was
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 13, 2016, 10:47:31 AM
a kiss from each
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 13, 2016, 10:51:06 AM
of the men, and
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 13, 2016, 10:51:35 AM
hugs from the women
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 13, 2016, 10:52:32 AM
followed by a dinner
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 13, 2016, 10:54:01 AM
of surf and turf
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 13, 2016, 10:55:37 AM
cooked by the amazing
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 13, 2016, 10:56:54 AM
chef who works near
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: Volcanogirl on June 13, 2016, 10:57:10 AM
Jamie Oliver and Bono
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 13, 2016, 10:58:03 AM
For dessert, Bono gave
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 13, 2016, 10:58:23 AM
OnlyU2 a chocolate pie
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 13, 2016, 10:59:39 AM
and she shared it
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 13, 2016, 11:01:59 AM
with her lucky friends
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 13, 2016, 11:03:29 AM
and Riffy got some
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 13, 2016, 12:15:11 PM
vanilla ice cream to
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 13, 2016, 12:19:36 PM
go with the pie
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 13, 2016, 12:20:18 PM
but there's no spoon
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 13, 2016, 12:22:30 PM
so Edge gave us
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 13, 2016, 12:25:26 PM
some guitar picks and
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 13, 2016, 12:26:19 PM
Larry gave us drum
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 13, 2016, 12:35:39 PM
 made our  own song
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 13, 2016, 12:41:31 PM
about chocolate pie, Bono
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 13, 2016, 12:41:56 PM
said we were nuts
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 13, 2016, 12:42:43 PM
but he sang it
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 13, 2016, 12:45:02 PM
anyway and it was
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 13, 2016, 01:15:41 PM
a huge hit, and
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 14, 2016, 05:20:24 AM
Edge said the song
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: Volcanogirl on June 14, 2016, 06:44:15 AM
Made him feel good
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 14, 2016, 07:11:37 AM
and he smiled at
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 14, 2016, 10:09:41 AM
Riffy, Volcanogirl, OnlyU2 and
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Post by: riffraff on June 14, 2016, 10:18:36 AM
then Larry went to
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 14, 2016, 10:19:29 AM
give them all a
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Post by: Volcanogirl on June 14, 2016, 10:21:16 AM
Real huge hug because
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 14, 2016, 10:21:45 AM
they are such big
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Post by: Volcanogirl on June 14, 2016, 10:22:42 AM
Cuddly rock and rollers
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 14, 2016, 10:23:34 AM
who love to go
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Post by: Volcanogirl on June 14, 2016, 10:25:19 AM
And meet fans outside
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 14, 2016, 10:28:37 AM
and get autographs and
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Post by: riffraff on June 14, 2016, 11:00:20 AM
come to our towns
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 14, 2016, 11:02:36 AM
and party all night
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Post by: riffraff on June 14, 2016, 11:03:40 AM
and into the day
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 14, 2016, 11:05:11 AM
until we all feel
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Post by: riffraff on June 14, 2016, 11:11:25 AM
like taking a nap
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 14, 2016, 11:12:38 AM
with our favorite band
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Post by: riffraff on June 14, 2016, 11:37:37 AM
Oh, I can't sleep!
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 14, 2016, 11:38:51 AM
but I am dreaming!
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Post by: riffraff on June 14, 2016, 11:40:11 AM
yes, sweet, sweet dreams
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 14, 2016, 11:40:39 AM
and the dreams become
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Post by: riffraff on June 14, 2016, 11:41:56 AM
OnlyU2's reality and she
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 14, 2016, 11:42:50 AM
has a date with
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Post by: riffraff on June 14, 2016, 11:43:19 AM
Adam Clayton and they
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 14, 2016, 11:44:15 AM
have a nice dinner
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Post by: riffraff on June 14, 2016, 12:10:45 PM
and some nice champagne
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 14, 2016, 12:35:11 PM
then Bono shows up!
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Post by: riffraff on June 14, 2016, 12:44:09 PM
spoils the whole thing
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 14, 2016, 12:45:40 PM
for Adam because OnlyU2
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Post by: riffraff on June 14, 2016, 12:48:06 PM
really only wants Bono
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 14, 2016, 12:49:25 PM
all to herself so
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Post by: riffraff on June 14, 2016, 12:50:50 PM
Adam took Riffy instead
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 14, 2016, 12:52:48 PM
and they double dated
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Post by: riffraff on June 14, 2016, 12:57:38 PM
and went to see
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 14, 2016, 12:58:50 PM
a drive in movie
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Post by: riffraff on June 14, 2016, 01:02:59 PM
Adam and Riffy sat
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 14, 2016, 01:05:27 PM
beside OnluU2 and Bono
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Post by: riffraff on June 14, 2016, 01:08:23 PM
and we shared popcorn
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 14, 2016, 01:10:50 PM
and drank from the
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Post by: riffraff on June 14, 2016, 01:30:45 PM
same cup of beer
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 14, 2016, 01:32:18 PM
and for dessert they
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Post by: riffraff on June 14, 2016, 01:33:24 PM
ate chocolate mousse and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 14, 2016, 01:34:35 PM
whipped cream and shared
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Post by: riffraff on June 14, 2016, 01:38:15 PM
nice cups of coffee
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 14, 2016, 01:38:47 PM
then went walking in
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Post by: riffraff on June 14, 2016, 01:40:31 PM
a park and met
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 14, 2016, 01:40:55 PM
Edge and Larry, then
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Post by: riffraff on June 14, 2016, 01:42:56 PM
Riffy said to Edge
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 14, 2016, 01:43:57 PM
Let's go and have
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Post by: riffraff on June 14, 2016, 01:47:13 PM
a day away from
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 14, 2016, 01:51:59 PM
OnlyU2 and Bono and
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Post by: riffraff on June 14, 2016, 02:44:53 PM
the rest of the
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 14, 2016, 03:57:09 PM
band and go to
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Post by: riffraff on June 15, 2016, 05:21:37 AM
walk hand in hand
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 15, 2016, 12:28:47 PM
through the woods in
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Post by: riffraff on June 15, 2016, 12:44:38 PM
the afternoon, and into
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 15, 2016, 12:51:17 PM
the night, then they
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Post by: riffraff on June 15, 2016, 12:52:18 PM
played their guitars together    (sigh)
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 15, 2016, 12:53:11 PM
Then they got visited
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Post by: riffraff on June 15, 2016, 12:54:18 PM
by OnlyU2 and Bono
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 15, 2016, 12:56:34 PM
who just finished a
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Post by: riffraff on June 15, 2016, 12:59:49 PM
massage session together and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 15, 2016, 01:15:30 PM
OnlyU2 was feeling very
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Post by: riffraff on June 15, 2016, 01:18:44 PM
relaxed, pretty, and very
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 15, 2016, 01:21:18 PM
much in love.  Riffy
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Post by: riffraff on June 15, 2016, 01:23:00 PM
admires OnlyU2 and said
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 15, 2016, 01:26:39 PM
is happy for them
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Post by: riffraff on June 15, 2016, 01:33:09 PM
she wants to give
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 15, 2016, 01:46:04 PM
them a great big
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Post by: riffraff on June 15, 2016, 01:58:44 PM
blanket to hide under
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 15, 2016, 02:00:27 PM
so nobody will see
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Post by: riffraff on June 15, 2016, 02:05:16 PM
what they're gonna do
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 15, 2016, 02:12:18 PM
They hid under the
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Post by: riffraff on June 15, 2016, 02:13:24 PM
blanket, down by the sea
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 15, 2016, 02:15:24 PM
and waited for the
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Post by: riffraff on June 15, 2016, 02:17:53 PM
tide to reach them
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 15, 2016, 02:19:15 PM
and drift out to
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Post by: riffraff on June 15, 2016, 02:20:20 PM
the deep blue sea
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 15, 2016, 02:22:29 PM
where they will stay
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Post by: riffraff on June 15, 2016, 02:23:10 PM
together forever in Atlantis
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 15, 2016, 02:24:55 PM
The other band members
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Post by: riffraff on June 15, 2016, 02:28:27 PM
will wonder where Bono
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 15, 2016, 02:30:21 PM
is when it's time
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Post by: riffraff on June 15, 2016, 02:31:08 PM
to write some more
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 15, 2016, 02:31:52 PM
songs. But Bono will
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Post by: riffraff on June 15, 2016, 02:33:24 PM
telepathically send some lyric
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 15, 2016, 02:34:15 PM
and record his voice
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Post by: riffraff on June 15, 2016, 02:36:28 PM
while sea-sirens sing
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 15, 2016, 02:43:21 PM
and he'll compose the
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Post by: riffraff on June 15, 2016, 02:48:31 PM
song for OnlyU2 that
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 15, 2016, 02:51:07 PM
will become a hit
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Post by: riffraff on June 15, 2016, 02:53:05 PM
and touch the hearts
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 15, 2016, 02:53:58 PM
of fans all over
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Post by: riffraff on June 15, 2016, 02:59:08 PM
and they all love
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 15, 2016, 03:05:11 PM
the new album and
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 06:10:28 AM
it's dedicated to OnlyU2
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 10:33:22 AM
The song is called
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 10:48:34 AM
A strangely beautiful girl
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 10:55:44 AM
and Bono sings it
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 10:56:19 AM
while holding OnlyU2's hand
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 11:03:55 AM
and she melts all
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 11:08:43 AM
over the stage and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 11:10:04 AM
has a heart attack
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 12:08:05 PM
so Adam tried to
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 12:10:50 PM
give her CPR and
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 12:11:51 PM
she really liked it!
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 12:33:36 PM
She recovered quickly and
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 12:57:39 PM
thanked Adam with hugs
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 01:03:28 PM
and kisses and started
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 01:13:47 PM
to faint again until
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 01:14:42 PM
Bono came to catch
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 01:16:31 PM
her and Ali said
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 01:18:58 PM
she is very jealous
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 01:20:31 PM
and OnlyU2 hugged Ali
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 01:21:31 PM
saying we will share
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 01:22:37 PM
this lovely man IF
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 01:24:14 PM
OnlyU2 lets Riffy have
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 01:24:41 PM
a day with Edge
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 01:25:53 PM
Adam, Larry and
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 01:27:42 PM
OnlyU2 can have Bono
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 01:28:39 PM
all to herself and
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 01:29:23 PM
I won't tell anybody!
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 01:33:23 PM
And neither will I!
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 01:35:05 PM
That's just too funny...
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 01:36:59 PM
Riffy has 3 and
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 01:43:43 PM
she goes to the
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 01:44:20 PM
hotel and waits for
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 01:46:05 PM
room service to bring
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 01:47:07 PM
caviar, champagne and some
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 01:48:53 PM
fresh towels to use
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 01:49:20 PM
after the hot tub
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 01:55:38 PM
cold champagne, hot tub...
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 02:06:33 PM
a perfect night for
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 02:12:12 PM
some lovey-dovey stuff!
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 02:13:06 PM
But where are Adam
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 02:13:54 PM
and the other guys?
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 02:15:23 PM
Finally, Larry came with
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 02:16:09 PM
Ann and the kids
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 02:16:50 PM
and phoned Adam to
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 02:18:12 PM
bring what's her name
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 02:20:34 PM
except Riffy doesn't want
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 02:21:32 PM
to share these guys
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 02:28:15 PM
so Ann stayed home
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 02:31:46 PM
and so did Morleigh
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 02:35:09 PM
Ali and Mariana, so
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 02:36:55 PM
(that's her name! Mariana...never can remember)

so the boys were
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 02:38:39 PM
happy with us girls
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 02:41:42 PM
even though we aren't
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 02:44:48 PM
their wives, but we
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 02:45:17 PM
have loved them like
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 02:47:23 PM
our own for many
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 02:53:40 PM
many years and we
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 02:54:05 PM
look forward to many
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 02:59:42 PM
more shows, more love
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 03:00:19 PM
more parties, and more
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 03:00:46 PM
songs about love and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 03:02:31 PM
more albums, until we
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 03:03:56 PM
leave this world behind
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 03:06:38 PM
in many many years
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 03:11:46 PM
yeah, let's not rush
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 03:14:14 PM
let's just have fun
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 03:14:47 PM
and live our lives
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 03:15:32 PM
one album at a
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 03:16:41 PM
time so that we
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 03:17:22 PM
can go on tour
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 03:19:03 PM
with them every time
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 03:20:29 PM
until we're too old
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Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 03:22:33 PM
and the young kids
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 03:23:11 PM
want to take over
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 03:25:09 PM
it breaks my heart!
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 03:27:20 PM
but we will stay
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 03:28:57 PM
until the end of
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 03:31:28 PM
their career but that
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 03:32:33 PM
won't be for years
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 03:34:41 PM
so let's not worry
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 03:36:18 PM
too much about our
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 03:37:17 PM
age, and have fun
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 03:44:48 PM
and follow the guys
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 03:46:37 PM
all over the world
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 03:47:23 PM
and back home again
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 03:48:10 PM
and have quiet times
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 03:49:52 PM
and play our music
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 03:51:17 PM
while enjoying food and
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 03:56:53 PM
a glass of wine
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 03:58:21 PM
in the company of
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 04:00:14 PM
Johnny Depp and his
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 04:01:15 PM
good friends from the
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 16, 2016, 04:02:56 PM
90's with U2 and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 16, 2016, 04:03:45 PM
we all had a
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: Volcanogirl on June 17, 2016, 03:16:48 AM
Big glass of Champagne
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Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 07:33:11 AM
and started dancing to
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 10:58:56 AM
Elevation, Beautiful day and
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Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 11:12:43 AM
Ultraviolet and Mysterious Ways
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 11:27:56 AM
We danced until the
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Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 11:35:54 AM
sun came up and
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 11:37:05 AM
fell asleep on Bono's
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 11:41:12 AM
super king size bed
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 11:42:09 AM
and we all slept
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Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 11:46:45 AM
like babies until the
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 11:53:57 AM
earthquake hit that shook
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Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 11:55:52 AM
us right off the
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 11:57:08 AM
bed and landed in
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 12:00:31 PM
the Pacific Ocean where
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 12:04:44 PM
Adam was swimming to
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 12:10:29 PM
an island where he
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 12:14:01 PM
could get away from
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Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 12:15:35 PM
the hustle and bustle
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 12:16:11 PM
of the studio sessions
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 12:17:02 PM
the other guys were
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 12:18:53 PM
calling him to come
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 12:19:39 PM
back and play his
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 12:21:11 PM
bass so they could
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 12:23:55 PM
get the new music
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 12:26:16 PM
ready for the new
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 12:26:55 PM
album and tour, but
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 12:28:29 PM
Edge and Larry must
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Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 12:32:46 PM
get their equipment and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 12:40:32 PM
get Bono to bring
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Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 12:46:58 PM
that good old harmonica
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 12:55:34 PM
so he can play
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Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 01:02:14 PM
Running To Stand Still
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 01:05:45 PM
and make us all
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Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 01:07:15 PM
shivers and tingles and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 01:09:03 PM
goose bumps and feelimg
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Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 01:09:50 PM
so good inside and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 01:12:45 PM
out. So then they
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 01:18:34 PM
announced the tour and
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Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 01:19:18 PM
played Love is Blindness
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 01:25:02 PM
So Cruel, and Kite
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Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 01:27:26 PM
and lots of new
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 01:30:09 PM
songs that we haven't
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Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 01:32:59 PM
even heard yet, and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 01:37:46 PM
started writing more songs
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Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 01:39:37 PM
for the next album
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 01:40:15 PM
called Songs of Accent
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Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 01:41:32 PM
which will include songs
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 01:42:28 PM
that were never released
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Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 01:51:31 PM
and they will be
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 01:56:00 PM
the best songs ever
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Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 01:59:12 PM
we'll save our money
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 02:07:49 PM
and buy tickets to
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Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 02:11:47 PM
every show forever and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 02:22:32 PM
ever, and get free
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Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 02:28:31 PM
backstage passes and some
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 02:29:35 PM
thirts, posters and some
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Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 02:30:19 PM
autographed guitars from Edge
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 02:33:19 PM
Then we will all
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Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 02:39:04 PM
watch the show from
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 02:40:36 PM
the front row and
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Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 02:42:31 PM
OnlyU2 will go up
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 02:43:09 PM
stage and dance with
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Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 02:46:15 PM
Bono while he sings
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 02:49:12 PM
So Cruel and Kite
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Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 02:50:27 PM
and we all cried
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 02:52:52 PM
because it was emotional
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Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 02:53:49 PM
we've all lost someone
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 02:55:13 PM
close to us who
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Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 02:56:40 PM
is really still with
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 03:04:04 PM
us, inside our heart
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Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 03:05:46 PM
and we'll see them
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 03:07:51 PM
when we leave this
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Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 03:08:56 PM
life on earth and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 03:09:44 PM
join them in heaven
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Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 03:13:45 PM
okay...enough of that!
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Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 03:20:42 PM
Let's think happy thoughts...
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 03:24:53 PM
Let's think about vacationing
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Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 03:26:11 PM
OnlyU2 went to Bermuda
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 03:30:01 PM
and she bumped into
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Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 03:31:38 PM
the guys in U2
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 03:34:26 PM
I asked them why
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Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 03:36:19 PM
they weren't in studio
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 03:37:07 PM
Bono said they're finished!
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Post by: riffraff on June 17, 2016, 03:39:29 PM
it's about darn time!
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 17, 2016, 04:04:39 PM
so we had fun
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Post by: miryclay on June 17, 2016, 04:33:51 PM
when we took immodium
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Post by: riffraff on June 18, 2016, 05:09:55 AM
ewww  but it fixed
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 18, 2016, 08:36:50 AM
all of our problems
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Post by: riffraff on June 18, 2016, 10:58:29 AM
so we went back
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Post by: miryclay on June 18, 2016, 03:07:09 PM
to the endoscopy jamboree
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Post by: Volcanogirl on June 18, 2016, 03:57:31 PM
The doctors danced along
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Post by: riffraff on June 19, 2016, 05:19:34 AM
the nurses had fits
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Post by: miryclay on June 19, 2016, 10:04:02 AM
because of the torpor
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Post by: riffraff on June 20, 2016, 05:15:57 AM
and then U2 played
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Post by: miryclay on June 20, 2016, 09:46:47 AM
to the oppressed dilettante
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Post by: riffraff on June 20, 2016, 10:18:38 AM
who was so rude
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 20, 2016, 12:15:01 PM
so they al started
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Post by: riffraff on June 20, 2016, 12:49:45 PM
to "boo" the dilettante
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Post by: Volcanogirl on June 21, 2016, 02:56:14 AM
To make a statement
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Post by: riffraff on June 21, 2016, 05:06:09 AM
for peace, good will
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 21, 2016, 10:20:45 AM
love, trust and U2
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Post by: riffraff on June 21, 2016, 10:24:46 AM
what else could anyone
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 21, 2016, 10:28:27 AM
ask for in life?
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Post by: riffraff on June 21, 2016, 10:34:22 AM
U2, get back here!
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 21, 2016, 10:34:40 AM
We need you to
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Post by: riffraff on June 21, 2016, 10:35:25 AM
thrill us with more
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 21, 2016, 10:53:37 AM
amazing songs and some
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Post by: riffraff on June 21, 2016, 10:58:12 AM
funky dance moves by
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Post by: Volcanogirl on June 21, 2016, 10:58:19 AM
Cool new songs to
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Post by: riffraff on June 21, 2016, 10:59:44 AM
see Edge moving like
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 21, 2016, 11:04:44 AM
a sexy rock star
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Post by: riffraff on June 21, 2016, 11:36:40 AM
his moves are very
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Post by: OnlyU2 on June 21, 2016, 02:30:41 PM
easy on the eyes
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Post by: miryclay on June 21, 2016, 06:18:13 PM
your cheese grating ways
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Post by: Volcanogirl on June 22, 2016, 06:40:54 AM
Hips are swinging it
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Post by: riffraff on June 22, 2016, 08:42:00 AM
cheese hips, rose lips
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Post by: miryclay on June 22, 2016, 07:36:31 PM
eclipse you elevate my
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Post by: miryclay on June 22, 2016, 07:36:55 PM
sole. These shoes fit
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Post by: riffraff on July 22, 2016, 01:58:53 PM
she wore canvas shoes
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Post by: miryclay on July 22, 2016, 02:34:48 PM
large capital letters, large
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Post by: riffraff on July 22, 2016, 04:31:12 PM
love is bigger, bigger
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Post by: linds61119 on July 22, 2016, 09:45:22 PM
than you and me.
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Post by: riffraff on July 23, 2016, 04:54:42 AM
I've got your light
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Post by: Volcanogirl on July 23, 2016, 06:20:13 AM
So here we are
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Post by: riffraff on July 23, 2016, 07:35:37 AM
feelings you left behind
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Post by: miryclay on July 23, 2016, 08:46:36 AM
roll the cheese cartel
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Post by: Volcanogirl on July 23, 2016, 10:01:56 AM
And get on with
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Post by: miryclay on July 23, 2016, 10:06:29 AM
the grating mozzarella express
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Post by: riffraff on July 23, 2016, 10:08:41 AM
oh, that's just irritating! (haha)
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Post by: A_Fly_On_The_Wall on August 28, 2017, 09:31:42 AM
. This story has restarted
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Post by: riffraff on August 28, 2017, 09:39:11 AM
so, let's get going
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Post by: A_Fly_On_The_Wall on August 28, 2017, 09:43:47 AM
by starting off with
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Post by: riffraff on August 28, 2017, 09:44:43 AM
it's almost September and
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Post by: A_Fly_On_The_Wall on August 28, 2017, 09:47:21 AM
U2's new album is
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going to be the
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Post by: A_Fly_On_The_Wall on August 28, 2017, 09:53:40 AM
most anticipated album since
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Post by: riffraff on August 28, 2017, 09:54:51 AM
the end of the
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Post by: A_Fly_On_The_Wall on August 28, 2017, 09:56:57 AM
last U2 album release!
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Post by: riffraff on August 28, 2017, 10:00:03 AM
They will be singing
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Post by: A_Fly_On_The_Wall on August 28, 2017, 10:03:08 AM
about their experiences as
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Post by: riffraff on August 28, 2017, 10:03:42 AM
grown men and husbands
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Post by: A_Fly_On_The_Wall on August 28, 2017, 10:07:44 AM
and the songs will
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Post by: riffraff on August 28, 2017, 10:11:57 AM
sound better than ever
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Post by: A_Fly_On_The_Wall on August 28, 2017, 10:14:38 AM
when they perform live.
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Post by: riffraff on August 28, 2017, 12:07:50 PM
They'll play in arenas
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entertaining the crowds with
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new and old songs
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Post by: poppyann on August 28, 2017, 01:25:01 PM
that set the fans
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Post by: riffraff on August 28, 2017, 01:27:55 PM
on fire and they
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Post by: Volcanogirl on August 29, 2017, 08:35:41 AM
Jump to Edges quitar
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Post by: riffraff on August 29, 2017, 09:54:22 AM
and dance to Larry's
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cool beat of his
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Post by: Volcanogirl on August 30, 2017, 02:15:55 AM
drum, meanwhile Adam smiles
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Post by: OnlyU2 on August 30, 2017, 08:35:53 AM
while he plays his
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Post by: poppyann on August 31, 2017, 01:26:25 PM
bass with Noel Gallagher
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Post by: OnlyU2 on August 31, 2017, 04:01:00 PM
Then Bono decides to
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Post by: poppyann on September 01, 2017, 09:29:57 AM
invite Liam Gallagher to
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Post by: Volcanogirl on September 02, 2017, 05:25:55 AM
a party with Madness
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Post by: poppyann on September 03, 2017, 02:40:22 AM
with Suggs dancing with
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Post by: 73October on September 07, 2017, 02:44:38 PM
a fan on stage
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Post by: riffraff on September 08, 2017, 10:43:18 AM
and her name is
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Riffy and she is
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going to be there
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grooving to the sound
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Post by: riffraff on September 08, 2017, 02:23:09 PM
and dancing all around
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 08, 2017, 03:28:20 PM
and then she sees
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Post by: riffraff on September 08, 2017, 04:05:26 PM
Edge's pretty green eyes
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 08, 2017, 04:06:00 PM
and starts slobbering, so
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Post by: riffraff on September 08, 2017, 04:09:04 PM
wipes her mouth on
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 08, 2017, 04:10:46 PM
OnlyU2's U2 shirt, then
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Post by: riffraff on September 08, 2017, 04:23:32 PM
apologizes for an hour!
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 08, 2017, 04:26:38 PM
But OnlyU2 says it's
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Post by: riffraff on September 08, 2017, 05:20:18 PM
alright, it's alright, it's
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Post by: Volcanogirl on September 09, 2017, 05:50:59 AM
now it's alright mamma
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Post by: riffraff on September 09, 2017, 07:43:48 AM
The boys are on
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 09, 2017, 08:50:15 AM
fire! Edge spots Riffy
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Post by: A_Fly_On_The_Wall on September 09, 2017, 11:30:02 AM
standing across the bar
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 09, 2017, 12:03:15 PM
He swaggers over to
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Post by: riffraff on September 09, 2017, 02:36:50 PM
her and asks her
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Post by: Volcanogirl on September 09, 2017, 04:18:59 PM
to dance with him
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Post by: riffraff on September 09, 2017, 04:26:02 PM
and she says yes!
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 09, 2017, 06:38:41 PM
So they danced to
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Post by: poppyann on September 10, 2017, 03:45:23 AM
the sound of the
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Post by: riffraff on September 10, 2017, 04:26:03 AM
best rock and roll
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Post by: Volcanogirl on September 10, 2017, 07:49:22 AM
Rolling Stones could play
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Post by: riffraff on September 10, 2017, 08:59:24 AM
Ruby Tuesday and Angie
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Post by: A_Fly_On_The_Wall on September 10, 2017, 10:28:40 AM
. It was the best
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Post by: riffraff on September 10, 2017, 10:49:22 AM
time I ever had
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Post by: A_Fly_On_The_Wall on September 10, 2017, 10:57:46 AM
with a U2 member!
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Post by: riffraff on September 10, 2017, 10:58:56 AM
Be still my heart!
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Post by: A_Fly_On_The_Wall on September 10, 2017, 11:10:15 AM
Edge uttered as he
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Post by: riffraff on September 10, 2017, 11:11:46 AM
saw Bono fall off
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Post by: A_Fly_On_The_Wall on September 10, 2017, 11:29:59 AM
the bar after drinking
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Post by: riffraff on September 10, 2017, 11:31:10 AM
37 gin and tonic
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Post by: A_Fly_On_The_Wall on September 10, 2017, 11:39:02 AM
... a new world record!
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Post by: riffraff on September 10, 2017, 11:42:07 AM
and one he regrets.
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 10, 2017, 07:14:54 PM
The next morning, Bono
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Post by: riffraff on September 11, 2017, 05:23:52 AM
was throwing his arms
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 11, 2017, 09:46:52 AM
up in the air
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Post by: ZEROpartII on September 11, 2017, 09:51:48 AM
Where vultures soar upon


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Post by: riffraff on September 11, 2017, 10:42:03 AM
the wings of Larry's
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 11, 2017, 12:12:20 PM
pet parakeet that is
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Post by: riffraff on September 11, 2017, 12:15:36 PM
fondly known as "drumstick"
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 11, 2017, 12:38:45 PM
Adam wants to eat
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Post by: ZEROpartII on September 11, 2017, 01:09:36 PM
Fried armadillo tails with


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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 11, 2017, 01:12:48 PM
pickled emu beaks and
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Post by: riffraff on September 11, 2017, 01:43:24 PM
Bono asked to have
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 11, 2017, 01:45:02 PM
roasted giraffe toes with
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Post by: riffraff on September 11, 2017, 01:49:14 PM
extra toejam and some
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 11, 2017, 01:53:51 PM
raw whale blubber and
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Post by: riffraff on September 11, 2017, 01:54:13 PM
Adam decided to have
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 11, 2017, 01:57:32 PM
more fried armadillo tails
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Post by: riffraff on September 11, 2017, 02:02:07 PM
with extra vinegar and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 11, 2017, 02:28:47 PM
Larry insisted on having
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Post by: ZEROpartII on September 11, 2017, 03:52:14 PM
Sriracha Old Bay Ranch


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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 11, 2017, 03:59:40 PM
which burned his mouth
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Post by: riffraff on September 11, 2017, 04:25:49 PM
and made him burp
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 11, 2017, 04:37:08 PM
which grossed everyone out
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Post by: riffraff on September 11, 2017, 04:39:24 PM
and they all left
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 11, 2017, 05:06:23 PM
and went to see
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Post by: riffraff on September 11, 2017, 05:10:40 PM
the local bands playing
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 11, 2017, 05:11:53 PM
at a bar on
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Post by: riffraff on September 11, 2017, 05:12:57 PM
Cedarwood Road and they
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 11, 2017, 05:13:34 PM
asked to jam with
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Post by: riffraff on September 11, 2017, 05:15:34 PM
them and it was
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 11, 2017, 05:15:57 PM
amazing to see them
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Post by: riffraff on September 11, 2017, 05:17:11 PM
play with the lads
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 11, 2017, 05:30:08 PM
The band was called
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Post by: riffraff on September 11, 2017, 05:59:03 PM
The Dublin Dumb Dogs
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Post by: ZEROpartII on September 11, 2017, 06:06:07 PM
and the Belfast Wombats


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Post by: riffraff on September 11, 2017, 06:28:45 PM
They were playing at
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Post by: ZEROpartII on September 12, 2017, 04:18:57 AM
Sheboygan's finest seafood buffet


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Post by: riffraff on September 12, 2017, 05:14:53 AM
Adam's wife went into
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 12, 2017, 09:44:03 AM
the ladies room and
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wrote KISS on the
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mirror with her lipstick
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When hearing a sound


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she turned right around
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and was horrified to
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see Larry in there!
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He smiled and said
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oops! Wrong room! I
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meant to go in
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the Men's Room, but
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I didn't see the
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sign on the door
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So he ran out
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into the hallway and
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tripped over his shoelace
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and fell in the
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water fountain.  He was
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soaking wet and very
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embarrassed so he started
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to cry until Adam
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came and told him
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to stop that crying
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but he cried harder
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until Edge said that
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if he doesn't stop
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crying soon Anne will
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give him a kick
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on his cute little
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tooshie! So Larry stopped
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crying and they all
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went to Bono's house
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and had some cocktails.
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 12, 2017, 04:39:50 PM
Riffy and OnlyU2 went
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and had some beers
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and ate lots of
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pizza with everything on
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and didn't share with
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anybody except the dog
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Everyone else got jealous
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and the dog threw
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up all over Larry's
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brand new boots and
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made him cry again
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but the dog licked
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up the puke and
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then licked Larry's face
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which made Larry very
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happy because no one
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else got kisses from
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that barfy old dog
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So then the dog
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went to Dollar General


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and stole some toys
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Including the Spider from


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the web hanging in
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the corner of the
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Rhinestone Liberace tribute shrine


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next to Elvis' house
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where Larry likes to
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watch all Elvis movies
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Vegas, Hawaii and the
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one he playes quitar
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and sings and dances
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in, but Bono can
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sing and dance better
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together with Riffey & Only
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Come down to Phoenix
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and have a party
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with Riffy and U2 !
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Next to New Mexico


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dancing in the streets
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and make everyone happy
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by playing the new
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song called The Blackout
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and the fans will
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dance all night long
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until the sun comes
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up and fans cheer
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one last time until
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Sasquatch reveals his pet


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porcupine who's named Bono
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with spiky black looking
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all the right places
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Stinging all the right


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fans who are watching
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Larry swim in honey


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and bees are swarming
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on my psoriatic skin


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and stinging all over
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everyone is screaming OWWWWWWWWW
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Edge gets stung on
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the top of his
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head, after his beanie
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flew away in the
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wind from the tornado
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and no other beanie
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can replace the one
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that blew away because
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it was made by
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OnlyU2 with special yarn
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made out of kittens
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and bunnies and puppies
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Edge wanted to get
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his old beanie back
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so he sent Riffy
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to chase it down
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and found it hanging
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on her bedpost, but
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had no idea how
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it got there! Edge
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said he left it
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behind the stage at
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the stadium in Phoenix
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where he was trying
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to call Riffy and
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her phone was busy
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because she was talking
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to Adam about the
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after party at his
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hotel near Glendale Arizona
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Edge tried calling her
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again and this time
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she answered and said
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yes to anything Edge
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asked her.  He asked
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her to find his
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beanie that he lost
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and she went to
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her bedroom and saw
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a thousand beanies on
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her bedpost, so she
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hurried and picked one
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that Edge wore when
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she first saw him
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So she brought it
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back to Edge and
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he thanked her and
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she blushed terribly but
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didn't faint this time
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When the smelling salts
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made her eyes burn
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and she got sick
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all over Edge's shoes
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so he took them
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to Larry and made
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him clean them up
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but Larry said NO!
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But Adam offered to
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buy Edge new shoes
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So Adam took Edge
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To TGI FRIDAYS for
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tacos and drinks and
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Edge went barefoot
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and stepped on a
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broken beer bottle and
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started jumping around like
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a frog with a
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foot on fire! Edge
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asked Riffy to help
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so she grabbed his
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heavily bleeding foot and
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cleaned it and wrapped
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a band aid on
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that poor sweet foot.
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But it kept bleeding
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so they all went
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to the hospital for
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some real good drugs
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that made him go
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a little bit nutsy
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so he started to
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Lose his footing on


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the wet hospital floor
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and banged his head
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so hard that he
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knocked himself out, so
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we all ran to
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pick him up and
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his Converse fell off
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Into the arms of


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Riffy, who gave them
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to OnlyU2 for safekeeping
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but Larry stole them
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and threw them into
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Riffy's purse so she
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took them home and
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put new shoelaces in
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and washed them and
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brought them back to
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Mr. The Edge, who
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thanked her and gave
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her the sweetest kiss
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She fainted and fell
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smack down on the
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wet hospital floor and
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busted her poor nose
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so Edge called the
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Department of Public Sanitation


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and 3 men came
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to help out the
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janitors and clean up
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Lobster shells and grease


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left over from the
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O'Leary Party of four


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who had already eaten
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the shrimp and scallops
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on a bed of
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 20, 2017, 03:55:48 PM
garlic buttered rice and
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Post by: riffraff on September 20, 2017, 03:58:29 PM
pickled pigs ears in
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 20, 2017, 04:15:44 PM
caterpillar puss sauce and
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Post by: riffraff on September 20, 2017, 04:49:23 PM
dinosaur dung drop soup
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 20, 2017, 04:54:08 PM
After they ate it
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Post by: riffraff on September 20, 2017, 04:58:37 PM
they all fell asleep.
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 20, 2017, 05:05:58 PM
Then Larry woke up
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Post by: riffraff on September 20, 2017, 05:18:14 PM
and didn't know where
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 20, 2017, 05:27:15 PM
he was, so he
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Post by: Volcanogirl on September 21, 2017, 03:01:34 AM
called Only for help
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Post by: riffraff on September 21, 2017, 05:29:17 AM
and Only told him
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Post by: ZEROpartII on September 21, 2017, 08:11:04 AM
Don't stop thinking about


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Post by: riffraff on September 21, 2017, 08:28:52 AM
the SOE tour coming
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 21, 2017, 10:13:42 AM
after the JT tour
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Post by: riffraff on September 21, 2017, 11:01:18 AM
but not soon enough
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Post by: ZEROpartII on September 21, 2017, 11:07:19 AM
To fill my cup


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Post by: riffraff on September 21, 2017, 11:15:02 AM
with sweet red wine
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 21, 2017, 11:22:25 AM
and rum and coke
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Post by: riffraff on September 21, 2017, 11:27:35 AM
with a Coors chaser
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 21, 2017, 11:29:28 AM
We all drank and
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Post by: riffraff on September 21, 2017, 11:32:09 AM
ate everything that was
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 21, 2017, 11:32:55 AM
on the wet floor
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Post by: riffraff on September 21, 2017, 11:36:26 AM
because we didn't care
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 21, 2017, 11:37:00 AM
what we ate because
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Post by: riffraff on September 21, 2017, 11:38:40 AM
we were all drunk
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 21, 2017, 11:40:29 AM
When U2 saw us,
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Post by: riffraff on September 21, 2017, 11:41:24 AM
they laughed a lot
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 21, 2017, 11:44:16 AM
so we told them
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Post by: riffraff on September 21, 2017, 11:54:30 AM
to stop laughing and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 21, 2017, 12:00:03 PM
join us for some
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Post by: ZEROpartII on September 21, 2017, 12:03:21 PM
Of life's dirty bounty


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Post by: riffraff on September 21, 2017, 12:36:42 PM
and chocolate candy bars
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 21, 2017, 02:17:46 PM
and butter sandwiches galore
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Post by: riffraff on September 21, 2017, 04:20:10 PM
Riffy volunteers to make
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 21, 2017, 04:22:30 PM
Bono ate them all
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Post by: riffraff on September 21, 2017, 04:23:47 PM
and got really fat
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 21, 2017, 04:25:37 PM
so he had to
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Post by: riffraff on September 21, 2017, 04:26:04 PM
buy new fat pants
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 21, 2017, 04:27:00 PM
that were made out
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Post by: riffraff on September 21, 2017, 04:30:25 PM
of super stretch lycra
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Post by: ZEROpartII on September 21, 2017, 04:39:00 PM
In a zebra pattern


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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 21, 2017, 04:39:48 PM
he looked so sexy
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Post by: riffraff on September 21, 2017, 04:46:38 PM
that OnlyU2 had to
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 21, 2017, 04:50:28 PM
ask him to take
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Post by: riffraff on September 21, 2017, 04:54:50 PM
her out to dinner
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 21, 2017, 04:56:12 PM
He said of course!
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Post by: riffraff on September 21, 2017, 04:56:49 PM
So they went to
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 21, 2017, 04:57:38 PM
McDonalds and had a
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Post by: riffraff on September 21, 2017, 04:58:03 PM
chocolate milkshake, which they
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 21, 2017, 04:58:24 PM
shared a straw, and
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Post by: riffraff on September 21, 2017, 04:58:59 PM
Bono drank more than
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 21, 2017, 04:59:41 PM
her, so she said
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Post by: riffraff on September 21, 2017, 05:01:18 PM
he should buy her
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 21, 2017, 05:02:34 PM
a big mac and
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Post by: riffraff on September 21, 2017, 05:03:03 PM
french fries and a
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 21, 2017, 05:04:13 PM
quarter pounder with cheese
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Post by: riffraff on September 21, 2017, 05:08:48 PM
then she asked him
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 21, 2017, 05:14:23 PM
to borrow his pants
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Post by: riffraff on September 21, 2017, 05:21:27 PM
because she felt fat
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 21, 2017, 05:23:20 PM
He took them off
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Post by: riffraff on September 21, 2017, 05:24:18 PM
she put them on
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 21, 2017, 05:24:39 PM
but they were too
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Post by: riffraff on September 21, 2017, 05:25:25 PM
big so she gave
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 21, 2017, 05:26:17 PM
them back but he
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Post by: riffraff on September 21, 2017, 05:28:29 PM
just stood there in
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 21, 2017, 05:29:03 PM
the middle of Mcdonalds
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Post by: riffraff on September 21, 2017, 05:29:25 PM
in his under wear
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 21, 2017, 05:30:24 PM
then Ronald McDonald came
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Post by: riffraff on September 21, 2017, 05:31:16 PM
and grabbed Bono's briefs
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 21, 2017, 05:32:09 PM
and they fell down
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Post by: riffraff on September 21, 2017, 05:33:16 PM
and the place went
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 21, 2017, 05:34:59 PM
crazy! Old ladies were
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Post by: riffraff on September 21, 2017, 06:25:33 PM
throwing their panties at
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 21, 2017, 06:54:48 PM
him so he put
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Post by: riffraff on September 22, 2017, 05:09:24 AM
a pair on his
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Post by: ZEROpartII on September 22, 2017, 06:54:44 AM
Eyes to shut out


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Post by: riffraff on September 22, 2017, 08:23:09 AM
those old lady butts
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 22, 2017, 10:19:45 AM
but the panties got
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Post by: riffraff on September 22, 2017, 02:14:46 PM
stuck on his ear
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 22, 2017, 02:15:25 PM
so OnlyU2 yanked it
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Post by: riffraff on September 22, 2017, 02:19:13 PM
off and gave it
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 22, 2017, 02:26:35 PM
to Ronald McDonald and
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Post by: riffraff on September 22, 2017, 02:28:19 PM
Ronald ate them. He
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 22, 2017, 02:29:48 PM
told the old lady
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Post by: riffraff on September 22, 2017, 02:30:26 PM
they're better than Bigmacs.
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 22, 2017, 02:31:53 PM
She and Bono were
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Post by: riffraff on September 22, 2017, 02:34:13 PM
getting in line again
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 22, 2017, 02:35:29 PM
with no pants on
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Post by: riffraff on September 22, 2017, 02:37:23 PM
and the people around
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 22, 2017, 02:38:49 PM
were staring at them
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Post by: riffraff on September 22, 2017, 02:41:08 PM
and pointing and giggling
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 22, 2017, 02:42:48 PM
but Bono didn't care
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Post by: riffraff on September 22, 2017, 02:50:59 PM
and OnlyU2 didn't either!
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 22, 2017, 02:54:38 PM
so after they ate
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Post by: riffraff on September 22, 2017, 02:55:18 PM
all that crappy food,
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 22, 2017, 02:55:51 PM
they waddled outside and
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Post by: riffraff on September 22, 2017, 02:59:33 PM
threw up all over
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 22, 2017, 03:02:31 PM
the parking lot and
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Post by: riffraff on September 22, 2017, 03:50:12 PM
also on Larry's shoes
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 22, 2017, 04:10:02 PM
and Adam's kimono and
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Post by: riffraff on September 22, 2017, 04:26:23 PM
Edge's guitar! OH NO!
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Post by: 73October on September 22, 2017, 04:28:03 PM
Dallas cleaned it up
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Post by: riffraff on September 22, 2017, 04:31:41 PM
and gave Bono hell
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Post by: 73October on September 22, 2017, 04:33:20 PM
who wrote a song
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 22, 2017, 04:34:16 PM
about being without pants
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Post by: riffraff on September 22, 2017, 04:35:27 PM
in a fast food
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 22, 2017, 04:36:50 PM
restaurant.  It was called
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Post by: riffraff on September 22, 2017, 04:38:03 PM
Ronald's Hair Is Orange
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Post by: 73October on September 22, 2017, 04:38:37 PM
(Donald's Skin Is Orange)
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 22, 2017, 04:39:09 PM
It became a big
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Post by: riffraff on September 22, 2017, 04:39:52 PM
hit right away and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 22, 2017, 04:40:33 PM
when U2 performed it
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Post by: riffraff on September 22, 2017, 04:41:14 PM
in Phoenix the crowd
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 22, 2017, 04:41:41 PM
went wild because Bono
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Post by: 73October on September 22, 2017, 04:42:17 PM
revealed orange hair do
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Post by: riffraff on September 22, 2017, 04:43:03 PM
was just a wig
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 22, 2017, 04:43:38 PM
but he wasn't wearing
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Post by: 73October on September 22, 2017, 04:44:20 PM
any underpants on stage
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Post by: riffraff on September 22, 2017, 04:44:39 PM
just like always, and
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Post by: 73October on September 22, 2017, 04:45:23 PM
he bent over and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 22, 2017, 04:45:50 PM
his pants split and
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Post by: riffraff on September 22, 2017, 04:46:00 PM
mooned the fans, but
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 22, 2017, 04:46:39 PM
his pants fell off
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Post by: 73October on September 22, 2017, 04:47:04 PM
and Edge ran across
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 22, 2017, 04:47:59 PM
the stage and grabbed
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Post by: riffraff on September 22, 2017, 04:49:17 PM
Adam's jacket and tried
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 22, 2017, 04:49:41 PM
to cover Bono, but
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Post by: 73October on September 22, 2017, 04:50:01 PM
he couldn't stop laughing
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Post by: riffraff on September 22, 2017, 04:50:31 PM
and just gave up.
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Post by: 73October on September 22, 2017, 04:51:14 PM
Larry had a frown
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 22, 2017, 04:51:50 PM
because he wanted to
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Post by: riffraff on September 22, 2017, 04:52:22 PM
take HIS pants off
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Post by: 73October on September 22, 2017, 04:52:49 PM
and give them to
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 22, 2017, 04:53:36 PM
Bono but Edge and
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Post by: 73October on September 22, 2017, 04:55:23 PM
Adam stopped him from
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 22, 2017, 04:57:38 PM
making a fool out
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Post by: riffraff on September 22, 2017, 05:01:12 PM
of himself by taking
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 22, 2017, 05:03:45 PM
off his pants, but
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Post by: riffraff on September 22, 2017, 05:04:07 PM
Larry did it anyway
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 22, 2017, 05:08:14 PM
so they all took
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Post by: riffraff on September 22, 2017, 05:13:27 PM
their pants off and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 22, 2017, 05:14:50 PM
the crowd went wild
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Post by: riffraff on September 22, 2017, 05:16:19 PM
everyone was yelling "more
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 22, 2017, 05:18:02 PM
so they took off
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Post by: riffraff on September 22, 2017, 05:18:41 PM
everything and the police
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 22, 2017, 05:19:23 PM
came and tried to
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Post by: riffraff on September 22, 2017, 05:20:14 PM
make everyone put their
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 22, 2017, 05:21:27 PM
clothes on but they
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Post by: riffraff on September 22, 2017, 05:25:24 PM
were all running around
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 22, 2017, 05:26:09 PM
so the police took
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Post by: riffraff on September 22, 2017, 05:27:54 PM
pictures and posted them
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 22, 2017, 05:29:23 PM
all over social media
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Post by: riffraff on September 22, 2017, 05:34:34 PM
and people started going
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 22, 2017, 05:40:42 PM
nuts and taking off
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Post by: riffraff on September 22, 2017, 06:30:53 PM
the policemen's clothes and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 22, 2017, 06:53:33 PM
soon, the whole stadium
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Post by: riffraff on September 23, 2017, 05:19:43 AM
was standing and cheering
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 23, 2017, 08:17:18 AM
but the cops got
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Post by: riffraff on September 23, 2017, 08:42:43 AM
tired of chasing them
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 23, 2017, 08:59:43 AM
so they fell down
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Post by: A_Fly_On_The_Wall on September 23, 2017, 09:19:17 AM
in a naked mess!
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 23, 2017, 02:21:55 PM
but the band still
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Post by: riffraff on September 23, 2017, 03:01:01 PM
decided to play some
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Post by: Volcanogirl on September 24, 2017, 05:57:22 AM
old songs from Boy
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Post by: riffraff on September 24, 2017, 08:16:42 AM
They played Electric Co.
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 24, 2017, 08:20:41 AM
and I will Follow
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Post by: riffraff on September 24, 2017, 09:44:36 AM
and Out of Control
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Post by: Volcanogirl on September 24, 2017, 11:12:19 AM
and into the heart
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 24, 2017, 01:20:41 PM
But they started getting
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Post by: riffraff on September 24, 2017, 02:09:15 PM
antsy to do new
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 24, 2017, 06:11:31 PM
songs and wear some
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Post by: poppyann on September 25, 2017, 02:18:20 AM
rather revealing tight masculine
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Post by: riffraff on September 25, 2017, 04:43:14 AM
zipper pants and also
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 25, 2017, 10:29:06 AM
some tight shirts and
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Post by: riffraff on September 25, 2017, 11:58:21 AM
a cool purple beanie
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 25, 2017, 12:13:14 PM
Bono didn't wanna wear
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Post by: riffraff on September 25, 2017, 01:44:05 PM
shoes so he took
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 25, 2017, 02:20:37 PM
them off and then
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Post by: riffraff on September 25, 2017, 04:58:11 PM
everyone passed out from
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 25, 2017, 05:07:27 PM
the really bad stench
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Post by: riffraff on September 25, 2017, 05:33:25 PM
reeking up from his
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 25, 2017, 05:38:33 PM
moldy pink fungus socks
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Post by: riffraff on September 25, 2017, 05:41:14 PM
OnlyU2 made Bono take
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 25, 2017, 05:41:40 PM
them off and throw
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Post by: riffraff on September 25, 2017, 05:43:12 PM
them into a dumpster
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 25, 2017, 05:43:46 PM
but the garbage exploded
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Post by: riffraff on September 25, 2017, 05:44:57 PM
the town caught fire
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 25, 2017, 05:45:46 PM
so the band ran
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Post by: riffraff on September 25, 2017, 05:46:16 PM
to the next town and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 25, 2017, 05:46:49 PM
Bono's bare feet got
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Post by: riffraff on September 25, 2017, 05:47:22 PM
full of little stones
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 25, 2017, 05:48:56 PM
so OnlyU2 carried him
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Post by: riffraff on September 25, 2017, 05:53:34 PM
until she collapsed in
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 25, 2017, 05:54:14 PM
a dirty mud puddle
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Post by: riffraff on September 25, 2017, 05:58:00 PM
and Bono landed on
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 25, 2017, 05:59:01 PM
OnlyU2's face so she
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Post by: riffraff on September 25, 2017, 06:01:00 PM
was glad she had
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Post by: Volcanogirl on September 26, 2017, 04:22:50 AM
on a war helmet
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 05:23:05 AM
to protect her poor
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 10:08:54 AM
head but Bono's head
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Post by: Volcanogirl on September 26, 2017, 11:03:48 AM
fell on the floor
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 11:05:14 AM
and it rolled under
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Post by: Volcanogirl on September 26, 2017, 11:07:21 AM
Riffey's table and doggie
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Post by: ZEROpartII on September 26, 2017, 11:48:11 AM
Sniffed curiously for a


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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 11:53:02 AM
tasty treat that he
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 02:09:21 PM
decided was too salty
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 02:11:32 PM
but he found a
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 02:21:14 PM
piece of old dirty
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 02:24:14 PM
underwear that belonged to
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 02:26:25 PM
Adam, but they were
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 02:28:09 PM
given to him by
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 02:28:34 PM
his dear mother, so
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 02:29:20 PM
he picked them up
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 02:33:31 PM
and asked Riffy to
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 02:34:09 PM
wash them and put
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 02:34:42 PM
them on! She said
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 02:39:23 PM
no way, and told
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 03:01:09 PM
him to put them
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 03:05:17 PM
on Larry because he
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 03:05:36 PM
was wearing dirty ones.
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 03:06:24 PM
So he changed and
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 03:10:54 PM
put Adam's on, but
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 03:14:42 PM
they were way too
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 03:16:39 PM
big for Larry's butt
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 03:17:22 PM
so he traded with
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 03:18:51 PM
OnlyU2, and they fit
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 03:19:42 PM
but her underwear didn't
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 03:20:36 PM
look very good on
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 03:23:50 PM
Larry so he asked
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 03:25:04 PM
if he could go
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 03:27:26 PM
buy some new ones
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 03:33:52 PM
He bought pink lacy
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 03:35:00 PM
ones and looked very
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 03:35:45 PM
very very very cute
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 03:36:08 PM
Edge wanted some too
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 03:36:29 PM
except he wanted purple
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 03:37:27 PM
ones, and Adam wanted
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 03:38:03 PM
yellow with blue dots
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 03:41:04 PM
Bono wanted green with
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 03:48:33 PM
little red hearts on
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 03:54:18 PM
So they all wore
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 03:55:33 PM
their new undies to
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 03:56:25 PM
Riffy's party at her
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 03:57:07 PM
house on Malibu and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 03:57:59 PM
she wore her favorite
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 03:58:58 PM
Edge-type beanie with
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 04:00:33 PM
leather underwear.  OnlyU2 wore
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 04:01:48 PM
a tight black skirt
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 04:06:33 PM
and fish net stockings
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 04:07:59 PM
with short sexy boots
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 04:09:18 PM
So Edge asked Riffy
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 04:10:08 PM
if she had boots
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 04:22:13 PM
like OnlyU2's but she
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 04:35:51 PM
had only thigh high
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 04:37:29 PM
Edge asked if he
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 04:38:15 PM
could borrow those boots
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 04:39:59 PM
to wear to the
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 04:40:36 PM
next U2 show, but
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 04:41:33 PM
Riffy wanted him to
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 04:42:57 PM
wear his Cons instead.
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 04:43:39 PM
She let Bono wear
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 04:44:13 PM
the thigh high boots,
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 04:45:32 PM
they came to his
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 04:54:14 PM
butt because he's so
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 04:59:28 PM
short.  So his underwear
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 05:27:59 PM
was hanging over the
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 05:28:35 PM
top of the boots
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 05:30:42 PM
and it was actually
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 05:32:31 PM
giving him a wedgy
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 05:33:16 PM
which he promptly pulled
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 05:34:14 PM
but he accidentally pulled
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 05:36:17 PM
them down too far
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 05:36:54 PM
over the boots and
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 05:37:34 PM
everyone pointed and laughed
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 05:38:45 PM
because his boots fell
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 05:39:39 PM
down to his ankles
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 05:42:04 PM
and he tripped over
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 05:44:36 PM
his own proud self.
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 05:45:29 PM
So he started singing
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 05:46:51 PM
"I fall down" and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 05:47:45 PM
Trip through your wires
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 05:48:51 PM
Boy Falls From The
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 05:49:58 PM
Sky.  Then his underwear
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 05:51:19 PM
fell down on his
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 05:52:31 PM
feet and he sang
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 05:53:38 PM
Get On Your Boots
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 05:54:07 PM
falling at your feet
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 05:55:30 PM
and Gone. Everyone was
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 05:56:22 PM
laughing, but Bono didn`t
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 05:57:32 PM
like them laughing at
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 05:58:08 PM
him so he yelled
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Post by: riffraff on September 26, 2017, 06:00:07 PM
I don't care if
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 26, 2017, 07:09:59 PM
you laugh at me
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 05:21:00 AM
I'm still going to
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Post by: Volcanogirl on September 27, 2017, 05:42:00 AM
do what i want
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 07:34:02 AM
and wear these boots
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 08:28:40 AM
But Edge thought he
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 09:26:46 AM
would look better in
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 10:10:55 AM
a speedo and flip
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 02:34:44 PM
the bird to all
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 02:37:52 PM
who laugh at him
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 02:49:07 PM
for wearing a speedo
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 02:51:40 PM
especially a pink one
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 02:57:23 PM
and a brand new
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 03:00:59 PM
pink shower cap and
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 03:06:35 PM
a pink robe with
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 03:07:41 PM
feathers and pompoms and
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 03:11:40 PM
some pink fuzzy slippers
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 03:15:04 PM
He threw the boots
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 03:15:32 PM
into the dumpster, and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 03:16:23 PM
Edge got them out
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 03:22:06 PM
and gave them to
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 03:22:42 PM
Riffy to wear, so
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 03:33:14 PM
she put them on
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 03:34:09 PM
and Edge got excited
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 03:37:24 PM
because Riffy looked so
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 03:38:13 PM
hot, so he asked
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 03:39:40 PM
her to dance, and       
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 03:40:15 PM
she said of course!
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 03:43:20 PM
She wore her velvet
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 03:49:49 PM
dress and they danced
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 03:50:28 PM
until the sun came
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 03:50:46 PM
up, and then they
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 03:51:32 PM
went out to breakfast.
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 03:56:09 PM
Edge ordered her some
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 03:58:40 PM
Tea, toast, mimosa, and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 03:59:23 PM
eggs, bacon, and hashbrowns
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 04:01:29 PM
pancakes, sausage, and coffee
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 04:03:05 PM
She ate so much
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 04:04:37 PM
she got really fat
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 04:05:41 PM
so Edge made her
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 04:06:59 PM
go on a diet
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 04:07:22 PM
So she ate salads
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 04:08:25 PM
then looked like Morleigh
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 04:11:11 PM
so she told Edge
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 04:12:56 PM
that Morleigh was too
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 04:14:43 PM
skinny, and she is
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 04:15:32 PM
too pretty and too
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 04:16:33 PM
protective of him, so
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 04:29:43 PM
he dumped her. OnlyU2
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 04:53:22 PM
told Bono to dump
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 04:57:57 PM
Ali, and he said
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 04:59:18 PM
of course, so he
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 05:02:56 PM
tore of his wedding
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 05:03:32 PM
ring and gave it
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 05:04:48 PM
to his oldest daughter
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 05:05:55 PM
because she is marrying
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 05:07:23 PM
some dude whose name
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 05:07:59 PM
is Sir Sir Very
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 05:10:26 PM
Little Larry who is
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 05:15:15 PM
a vampire bat that
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 05:20:01 PM
wears yellow leotards and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 05:22:46 PM
has magical super powers
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 05:23:10 PM
and has been knighted
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 05:25:02 PM
by Sir Little Larry
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 05:25:49 PM
who also likes yellow
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 05:26:26 PM
leotards, but cries too
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 05:29:54 PM
much, just like his
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 05:30:40 PM
father who also is
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 05:33:48 PM
a leotard wearing crybaby
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 05:35:53 PM
but everyone loves him
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 05:36:34 PM
and he's awfully cute
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 05:37:07 PM
So! Adam came and
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 05:38:17 PM
asked Sir Little Larry
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 05:38:57 PM
if he could wear
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 05:39:50 PM
his yellow leotards, but
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 05:40:22 PM
he wouldn't take them
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 05:41:20 PM
off, so Adam had
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 05:41:59 PM
to rip them off
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 05:43:36 PM
and Sir Little Larry
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 05:44:17 PM
got mad at Adam
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 05:45:20 PM
and kicked him in
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 05:46:12 PM
the crotch, so Adam
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Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 05:46:30 PM
puked on Sir Little
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 27, 2017, 05:47:52 PM
Larry's leotards and then
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on September 27, 2017, 05:58:00 PM
Adam said he didn't
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on September 28, 2017, 08:01:30 AM
want the leotards anymore
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on September 28, 2017, 08:03:59 AM
so Larry gave them
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on September 28, 2017, 10:17:08 AM
to Bono to wear
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on September 28, 2017, 10:33:39 AM
and Bono looked GREAT
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on September 28, 2017, 10:34:13 AM
with his pink speedo
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on September 28, 2017, 10:37:43 AM
and the boots, but
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on September 28, 2017, 10:38:23 AM
OnlyU2 wants to see
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on September 28, 2017, 10:39:07 AM
Bono dancing in that
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on September 28, 2017, 10:42:41 AM
colorful costume, so he
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on September 28, 2017, 10:49:21 AM
danced in the street
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on September 28, 2017, 10:49:56 AM
then people started to
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on September 28, 2017, 10:53:16 AM
dance along with him
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on September 28, 2017, 10:54:22 AM
then suddenly, Bono's speedo
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on September 28, 2017, 10:57:42 AM
turned into an elephant
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on September 28, 2017, 10:58:36 AM
and his leotards split
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on September 28, 2017, 11:01:00 AM
right in half. He
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on September 28, 2017, 11:01:37 AM
shot the elephant and
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on September 28, 2017, 11:05:10 AM
the elephant just laughed
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on September 28, 2017, 11:06:14 AM
so Bono got mad
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: 73October on September 28, 2017, 11:33:33 AM
and poured red wine
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on September 28, 2017, 12:14:31 PM
all over the elephant
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Post by: riffraff on September 28, 2017, 12:18:12 PM
The elephant got drunk
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 28, 2017, 12:20:59 PM
and fell on top
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on September 28, 2017, 12:21:47 PM
of poor Little Larry
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on September 28, 2017, 12:22:31 PM
and he got squashed
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on September 28, 2017, 12:25:10 PM
flat as a pancake
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on September 28, 2017, 12:30:53 PM
and Adam started eating
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on September 28, 2017, 12:41:36 PM
that pancake! He spit
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on September 28, 2017, 12:44:08 PM
it out and puked
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on September 28, 2017, 12:44:57 PM
up Larry parts. Then
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on September 28, 2017, 12:45:49 PM
Edge put Larry back
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on September 28, 2017, 12:46:09 PM
together again, except that
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on September 28, 2017, 12:46:47 PM
he was missing some
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on September 28, 2017, 12:49:47 PM
fingers, toes, and his
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on September 28, 2017, 12:50:43 PM
(not gonna do it)

4 front teeth and
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on September 28, 2017, 12:52:04 PM
(chicken!)

his Adam's apple. So,
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on September 28, 2017, 12:52:54 PM
wanting his missing pieces
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on September 28, 2017, 12:54:24 PM
Larry asked Adam if
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on September 28, 2017, 12:55:12 PM
he would puke up
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on September 28, 2017, 12:56:10 PM
one of his ribs
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on September 28, 2017, 01:07:28 PM
and two teeth, so
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on September 28, 2017, 01:14:40 PM
Adam said "heck no!"
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on September 28, 2017, 01:17:20 PM
so Larry had to
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on September 28, 2017, 01:19:14 PM
find someone to give
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on September 28, 2017, 01:20:16 PM
him new body parts
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on September 28, 2017, 01:23:05 PM
so he went to
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on September 28, 2017, 01:23:41 PM
the body part store
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in Central Park where
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Bono crashed his bike
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AGAIN, and had to
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be rebuilt again so
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he and Larry both
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got new body parts
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except that they mixed
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up their arms and
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Larry couldn't play the
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drums, and Bono couldn't
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play harmonica, so they
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 28, 2017, 01:46:48 PM
traded arms, but their
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new fingers weren't in
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 28, 2017, 01:48:47 PM
the right place, so
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Post by: riffraff on September 28, 2017, 01:53:15 PM
Edge got a knife
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 28, 2017, 01:54:41 PM
and cut their fingers
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Post by: riffraff on September 28, 2017, 01:55:37 PM
off and crazy-glued them
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 28, 2017, 02:01:00 PM
on where they belong
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Post by: riffraff on September 28, 2017, 02:03:40 PM
except the he goofed
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 28, 2017, 02:04:40 PM
and put their thumbs
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where their middle finger
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 28, 2017, 02:07:05 PM
goes, and it looked
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Post by: riffraff on September 28, 2017, 02:09:50 PM
pretty funny when Larry
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 28, 2017, 02:10:44 PM
flipped the bird and
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Post by: riffraff on September 28, 2017, 02:11:37 PM
his thumb stuck up
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 28, 2017, 02:12:27 PM
and everyone laughed so
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Post by: riffraff on September 28, 2017, 02:13:46 PM
Larry began to cry
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 28, 2017, 02:15:09 PM
and his pinky finger
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Post by: riffraff on September 28, 2017, 05:40:50 PM
was where his thumb
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 28, 2017, 08:02:37 PM
should be, so he
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Post by: Volcanogirl on September 29, 2017, 04:48:11 AM
used them to be
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Post by: riffraff on September 29, 2017, 05:11:54 AM
the best, weirdest drummer
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 29, 2017, 08:20:58 AM
but every time he
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Post by: riffraff on September 29, 2017, 08:46:35 AM
hit the snare drum
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 29, 2017, 10:07:43 AM
his thumb would fall
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Post by: 73October on September 29, 2017, 12:42:11 PM
through the kick drum
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Post by: OnlyU2 on September 29, 2017, 01:27:13 PM
so he had to
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Post by: poppyann on September 30, 2017, 03:29:45 AM
Think very carefully before
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Post by: Volcanogirl on September 30, 2017, 06:30:58 AM
he played the intro
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Post by: 73October on September 30, 2017, 10:57:59 AM
to EastEnders soap opera
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Post by: poppyann on September 30, 2017, 01:53:11 PM
that drove him crazy
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especially that Mitchell Family
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Post by: Volcanogirl on October 01, 2017, 09:49:34 AM
in the pub where
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Post by: ZEROpartII on October 01, 2017, 09:52:19 AM
You can vape for


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Post by: Volcanogirl on October 02, 2017, 02:48:05 AM
just a buck and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 05, 2017, 12:13:16 PM
a half which includes
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Post by: 73October on October 05, 2017, 02:04:06 PM
Betty Dalton's perfume scent
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 05, 2017, 05:43:46 PM
that smells like Alton
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Post by: poppyann on October 06, 2017, 05:10:49 AM
mixed with Obsession and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 06, 2017, 08:29:39 AM
Jack Daniels and Whiskey
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Post by: poppyann on October 07, 2017, 02:50:03 AM
with a strawberry and
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Post by: Volcanogirl on October 07, 2017, 04:15:37 AM
rosemary so Larry shook
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Post by: riffraff on October 07, 2017, 05:06:36 AM
hands with an elephant
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 07, 2017, 08:12:23 AM
and it gave him
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Post by: riffraff on October 07, 2017, 08:27:57 AM
some weird elephant disease
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 07, 2017, 12:11:17 PM
that made his nose
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Post by: ZEROpartII on October 07, 2017, 01:30:31 PM
Run like when in


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Post by: riffraff on October 07, 2017, 03:30:43 PM
a really smoky room.
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Post by: Volcanogirl on October 08, 2017, 05:34:11 AM
so mrEdge took him
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Post by: riffraff on October 08, 2017, 05:37:33 AM
to a nice park
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Post by: Volcanogirl on October 08, 2017, 05:38:33 AM
and started playing Hawkmoon
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Post by: riffraff on October 08, 2017, 07:52:41 AM
to shut Riffy up!
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 08, 2017, 08:49:08 AM
But Riffy wanted Edge
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Post by: riffraff on October 08, 2017, 09:31:55 AM
to keep playing Hawkmoon
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Post by: Volcanogirl on October 08, 2017, 09:38:42 AM
so all doggies howling
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Post by: riffraff on October 08, 2017, 09:55:55 AM
and dancing with us
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Post by: ZEROpartII on October 08, 2017, 09:44:47 PM
Inside a giant globe


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Post by: Volcanogirl on October 09, 2017, 02:37:56 AM
and the globe started
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Post by: riffraff on October 09, 2017, 05:09:03 AM
to crack and then
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 09, 2017, 10:05:26 AM
it shattered into a
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Post by: ZEROpartII on October 09, 2017, 10:08:18 AM
Cryogenically frozen robot from


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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 09, 2017, 10:11:58 AM
the year 2422 and
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Post by: ZEROpartII on October 09, 2017, 10:55:56 AM
Ended his search for


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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 09, 2017, 12:33:59 PM
intelligent life on earth
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Post by: ZEROpartII on October 09, 2017, 12:50:27 PM
Named John Effin' Connor


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Post by: riffraff on October 09, 2017, 01:13:28 PM
and decided to search
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in every nook and
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Post by: riffraff on October 10, 2017, 09:42:29 AM
cranny until he finds
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 10:10:13 AM
the perfect specimen of
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Post by: riffraff on October 10, 2017, 10:29:24 AM
a human acoustic guitar.
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 10:38:05 AM
So when he saw
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Post by: riffraff on October 10, 2017, 10:41:56 AM
Riffy and her chords
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 10:44:51 AM
he gave her a
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Post by: riffraff on October 10, 2017, 10:49:07 AM
dress made of strings
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 10:56:34 AM
that she wore to
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Post by: riffraff on October 10, 2017, 12:17:23 PM
the grocery store and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 12:22:14 PM
everybody stared at her
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Post by: riffraff on October 10, 2017, 12:30:20 PM
and her pretty strings
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 12:53:10 PM
but they all broke
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Post by: riffraff on October 10, 2017, 01:15:35 PM
and her skin was
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 01:16:26 PM
scratched and bleeding so
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Post by: riffraff on October 10, 2017, 01:20:12 PM
she had to go
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 01:21:35 PM
to the hospital to
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Post by: riffraff on October 10, 2017, 01:26:42 PM
get a skin graft
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 01:27:50 PM
Edge came and donated
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Post by: riffraff on October 10, 2017, 01:32:36 PM
(be careful here, Riffy!)

some of his beautiful
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 01:33:24 PM
soft and delicate skin
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Post by: riffraff on October 10, 2017, 01:36:04 PM
but the doctor said
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 01:37:09 PM
that Edge needs his
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Post by: riffraff on October 10, 2017, 01:39:25 PM
delicate skin to make
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 01:40:10 PM
his body stay beautiful
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Post by: riffraff on October 10, 2017, 01:40:59 PM
so Riffy decided to
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 01:43:52 PM
ask Larry for his
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Post by: riffraff on October 10, 2017, 01:46:52 PM
snare drum cover to
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 01:47:57 PM
cover her scratched skin
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Post by: riffraff on October 10, 2017, 01:49:51 PM
Larry sacrificed the snare
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 01:50:19 PM
and Riffy was happy
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Post by: riffraff on October 10, 2017, 01:52:11 PM
so the doctor did
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 01:55:11 PM
a snare cover graft
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Post by: riffraff on October 10, 2017, 01:57:47 PM
and it was quite
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 01:58:14 PM
ugly because her skin
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Post by: riffraff on October 10, 2017, 02:00:16 PM
didn't really accept the
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 02:01:09 PM
snare drum cover so
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Post by: riffraff on October 10, 2017, 02:02:43 PM
the doctor decided to
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 02:03:23 PM
use Larry's butt skin
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Post by: riffraff on October 10, 2017, 02:05:24 PM
but Riffy said no!
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 02:10:36 PM
she said she'd rather
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Post by: riffraff on October 10, 2017, 02:13:09 PM
get some skin from
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 02:14:28 PM
Bono's chest so Bono
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Post by: riffraff on October 10, 2017, 02:17:38 PM
shaved his chest and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 02:19:51 PM
donated the hair to
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Post by: riffraff on October 10, 2017, 02:23:07 PM
a cancer society that
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 02:23:50 PM
makes wigs for patients
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Post by: riffraff on October 10, 2017, 02:27:09 PM
it was a wonderful
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 02:28:22 PM
looking wig that Bono's
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Post by: riffraff on October 10, 2017, 02:30:08 PM
hair was woven into.
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 02:30:54 PM
And Riffy had his
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Post by: riffraff on October 10, 2017, 02:32:46 PM
skin attached to hers
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 02:35:49 PM
covering scratches on her
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Post by: ZEROpartII on October 10, 2017, 02:50:12 PM
Bum. Hard to believe


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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 02:52:09 PM
that her butt skin
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Post by: riffraff on October 10, 2017, 04:15:08 PM
was so young looking  ;D
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 04:28:12 PM
but hair was growing
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all over the place!
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 04:46:22 PM
she looked like a
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Post by: riffraff on October 10, 2017, 04:46:47 PM
hairy old lady with
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 04:47:31 PM
nice soft chest hair
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Post by: riffraff on October 10, 2017, 04:48:45 PM
in the wrong places
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 04:50:11 PM
Edge got his lawn mower
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Post by: riffraff on October 10, 2017, 04:51:22 PM
(OMG! too funny!)

and mowed the hair
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 04:52:21 PM
but it kept growing
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Post by: riffraff on October 10, 2017, 04:53:54 PM
and Edge kept mowing
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 04:58:11 PM
but it kept growing
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Post by: riffraff on October 10, 2017, 05:02:40 PM
so Riffy decided to
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 05:03:16 PM
get a skin transplant
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Post by: riffraff on October 10, 2017, 05:06:15 PM
using Edge's guitar picks
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 05:08:13 PM
Edge collected 13,298 picks
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Post by: riffraff on October 10, 2017, 05:09:28 PM
and started pasting them
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 05:10:12 PM
all over Riffy's body
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Post by: ZEROpartII on October 10, 2017, 05:11:19 PM
In a wretched mosaic


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that was seen by
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the entire crowd attending
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the Joshua Tree Tour
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but they fell off
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and it was cold
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 05:27:23 PM
so Edge wrapped her
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in his guitar case
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and she fell asleep
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and dreamed she was
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sleeping in Edge's bed
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all alone, unfortunately, but
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 05:38:58 PM
she woke up and
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she had turned into
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 05:46:26 PM
a giant hairy sasquatch
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Post by: ZEROpartII on October 10, 2017, 07:56:59 PM
With Bette Davis Eyes


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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 10, 2017, 09:13:05 PM
and Mick Jagger's lips
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and Barry Manilow nose
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and Jimi Hendrix afro
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and Bugs Bunny's teeth
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with many cavities and
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really stinky body odor
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so nobody wanted to
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go near her except
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 10:51:17 AM
for dogs and skunks
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 11:02:48 AM
she took a shower
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but it didn't help
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so she sprayed perfume
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but it didn't help
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so she jumped into
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the local swimming pool
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and polluted the water
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so they banned her
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from the pool and
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she decided to try
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jumping in the ocean
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 11:35:29 AM
but a shark sniffed
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her stench and died
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and all the other
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 11:39:10 AM
fish died and there
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was a typhoon coming
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 11:44:54 AM
and it blew all
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to kingdom come. Riffy
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 11:52:47 AM
still stank bad so
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 12:00:00 PM
she jumped in a
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 12:03:48 PM
giant tub of cologne
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 12:18:15 PM
then smelled even worse
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 12:21:49 PM
and the stench killed
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 12:23:14 PM
spiders, snakes, scorpions, and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 12:25:38 PM
caterpillars!  Edge offered to
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 12:26:12 PM
dunk her in a
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 12:27:16 PM
bottle of Bono's aftershave
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 12:27:55 PM
it's worth a try!
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 12:28:58 PM
It worked! She smelled
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 12:42:49 PM
like Bono, which was
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 12:54:17 PM
the best scent ever!
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 01:03:08 PM
OnlyU2 started following Riffy
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 01:10:33 PM
around and wanted some
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of Bono's cologne for
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 01:12:51 PM
herself, so she asked
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 01:16:02 PM
Riffy to scrape some
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 01:17:17 PM
off her Bono-skin chest
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 01:18:21 PM
and bottle it up
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 01:19:07 PM
so she can put
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 01:20:37 PM
it on Bono when
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 01:23:43 PM
she sees him at
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 01:25:29 PM
the next Vancouver show
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 01:26:19 PM
so she'll have to
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 01:34:36 PM
wait until then to
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 01:35:04 PM
sneak backstage to see
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 01:36:35 PM
Bono and gently dab
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 01:39:00 PM
the aftershave on his
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 01:39:45 PM
everything! She is going
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 01:40:15 PM
to ask Bono for
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 01:41:34 PM
a private cologne dabbing
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 01:42:35 PM
so Bono brought OnlyU2
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 01:45:38 PM
a beautiful diamond bracelet
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 01:48:38 PM
She thanked him by
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 01:52:43 PM
dabbing the cologne on
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 01:53:57 PM
his cute little butt
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 01:55:58 PM
and he wiggled and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 01:56:46 PM
she got some on
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 03:26:32 PM
his nose (proud of me?) and he
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 04:11:39 PM
sneezed so hard that
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 04:44:03 PM
his head fell off!
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 05:12:34 PM
it bounced off Adam's
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 05:15:11 PM
kneecap and broke into
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 05:18:31 PM
43 pieces, so Larry
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 05:19:49 PM
tried to collect all
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 05:22:17 PM
the pieces and glue
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 05:23:24 PM
them together, but he
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 05:24:31 PM
dropped the glue in
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 05:26:47 PM
Edge's beanie and cried.
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 05:27:58 PM
So OnlyU2 gathered the
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 05:30:39 PM
pieces of Bono's head
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 05:31:52 PM
and sewed them back
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 05:33:27 PM
together again, but Larry
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 05:34:09 PM
wanted to use glue
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 05:36:05 PM
so he could sniff
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 05:38:19 PM
it and get high
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 05:38:59 PM
then he wouldn't cry.
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 05:40:15 PM
Edge didn't give him
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 05:41:36 PM
the glue because he
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 05:43:35 PM
didn't want Larry to
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 05:44:53 PM
get all messed up
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 05:46:07 PM
Larry cried, but Bono
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 05:46:41 PM
put his foot down
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 05:47:30 PM
and told Larry to
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 05:48:21 PM
stop crying and go
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 05:49:20 PM
have a nap, so
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 05:49:41 PM
Larry did. But Bono
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 05:50:26 PM
was worried about his
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 05:50:48 PM
head being in pieces
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 05:51:41 PM
but OnlyU2 managed to
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 05:52:19 PM
sew Bono back together
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 11, 2017, 05:53:14 PM
and he looked so
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Post by: riffraff on October 11, 2017, 05:54:22 PM
good that OnlyU2 kissed
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Post by: ZEROpartII on October 11, 2017, 05:55:52 PM
Honeysuckle badgers at the


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Post by: riffraff on October 12, 2017, 05:17:41 AM
wildlife park and they
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Post by: Volcanogirl on October 12, 2017, 05:50:04 AM
talked to an elephant
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 12, 2017, 08:04:59 AM
and then ate some
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Post by: riffraff on October 12, 2017, 08:42:34 AM
of the elephant's peanuts
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 12, 2017, 10:07:50 AM
but Adam is allergic
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Post by: ZEROpartII on October 12, 2017, 12:16:47 PM
To all things purple


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Post by: riffraff on October 12, 2017, 02:08:24 PM
especially purple peanuts, and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 12, 2017, 02:11:57 PM
he turns purple when
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Post by: riffraff on October 12, 2017, 02:13:13 PM
he eats them. So,
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 12, 2017, 02:13:56 PM
he told everyone not
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Post by: riffraff on October 12, 2017, 02:14:46 PM
to feed him any
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 12, 2017, 02:16:26 PM
purple food, even grapes
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Post by: riffraff on October 12, 2017, 02:16:59 PM
or plums without going
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 12, 2017, 02:18:16 PM
to the doctor first
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Post by: riffraff on October 12, 2017, 02:23:46 PM
and getting some really
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 12, 2017, 02:27:56 PM
good drugs so he
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Post by: riffraff on October 12, 2017, 02:29:47 PM
can be happily purple
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 12, 2017, 02:38:53 PM
and look like Barney
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Post by: riffraff on October 12, 2017, 02:43:26 PM
and act like a
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 12, 2017, 02:45:06 PM
big purple people eater
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Post by: riffraff on October 12, 2017, 02:48:42 PM
and stop playing the
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 12, 2017, 02:49:12 PM
bass and start playing
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Post by: riffraff on October 12, 2017, 02:50:53 PM
a purple drum set
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 12, 2017, 02:51:20 PM
Larry would have to
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Post by: riffraff on October 12, 2017, 02:58:39 PM
learn some purple songs
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 12, 2017, 03:00:10 PM
and Bono would write
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Post by: riffraff on October 12, 2017, 03:02:38 PM
some purple lyrics, while
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 12, 2017, 03:11:08 PM
Edge played a purple
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Post by: riffraff on October 12, 2017, 03:11:57 PM
acoustic guitar and Bono
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 12, 2017, 03:12:32 PM
played a purple harmonica
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Post by: riffraff on October 12, 2017, 04:30:52 PM
(that is EXACTLY what I thought you would say!)

and was wearing purple
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 12, 2017, 04:33:57 PM
leotards and a purple
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Post by: riffraff on October 12, 2017, 04:35:03 PM
beanie like Edge, who
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 12, 2017, 04:35:49 PM
wore purple yoga pants
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Post by: riffraff on October 12, 2017, 04:37:43 PM
with zippers on them
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 12, 2017, 04:38:01 PM
so Riffy could easily
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Post by: riffraff on October 12, 2017, 04:40:00 PM
uh oh.

um, air out his pockets
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 12, 2017, 04:41:29 PM
but the zipper broke
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Post by: riffraff on October 12, 2017, 04:42:16 PM
so he took them
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 12, 2017, 04:44:10 PM
off and wore nothing
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Post by: riffraff on October 12, 2017, 04:44:38 PM
except his cons and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 12, 2017, 04:45:40 PM
his beanie.  Larry wore
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Post by: riffraff on October 12, 2017, 04:47:59 PM
a purple leather dress
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 12, 2017, 04:49:25 PM
with purple cowboy boots
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Post by: riffraff on October 12, 2017, 04:50:35 PM
Adam wore purple kimono
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 12, 2017, 04:51:24 PM
with purple ribbons in
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Post by: riffraff on October 12, 2017, 04:52:22 PM
his beautiful silver hair
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 12, 2017, 04:52:48 PM
Riffy and OnlyU2 wore
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Post by: riffraff on October 12, 2017, 04:53:29 PM
purple leather boots and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 12, 2017, 04:54:34 PM
purple lace negligees, so
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Post by: riffraff on October 12, 2017, 05:45:30 PM
they were kinda popular
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 12, 2017, 05:54:40 PM
Edge and Bono decided
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 05:23:35 AM
to take them to
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 08:48:34 AM
a purple restaurant in
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 12:40:43 PM
Purple City, New Mexico
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 12:45:11 PM
in Bono's purple jet
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 12:46:00 PM
When they got there,
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 12:46:57 PM
they ordered grapes, cabbage
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 12:47:41 PM
eggplant, grape popsicles, and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 12:50:05 PM
grape koolaid.  But then
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 12:50:28 PM
The sky turned purple
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 12:51:51 PM
so they all went
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 12:54:00 PM
to the purple shelter
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 01:03:56 PM
where the purple rain came
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 01:51:24 PM
and Prince sang the
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 01:57:05 PM
song on the purple
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 01:57:29 PM
stage with his purple
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 01:58:50 PM
guitar and his purple
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 01:59:40 PM
halo. He also had
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 02:00:06 PM
a purple angel beside
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 02:00:45 PM
him on the stage
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 02:02:52 PM
Bono went on stage
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 02:03:50 PM
and started singing Purple
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 02:05:48 PM
People Eater, and Edge
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 02:06:31 PM
got out his purple
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 02:07:13 PM
guitar and started playing
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 02:07:54 PM
"Under a purple sky"
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 02:10:51 PM
Adam and Larry were
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 02:13:40 PM
wearing purple wigs and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 02:18:27 PM
Larry started crying because
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 02:19:28 PM
he didn't have a
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 02:19:50 PM
purple drum so Adam
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 02:20:30 PM
got a purple marker
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 02:26:48 PM
and scribbled all over
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 02:28:49 PM
Larry's drums and then
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 02:29:17 PM
all over Larry's face
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 02:30:58 PM
Larry started crying again
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 02:31:49 PM
so Adam licked it
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 02:32:49 PM
and his tongue turned
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 02:33:17 PM
purple so he licked
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 02:34:35 PM
a yellow marker and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 02:37:19 PM
his tongue turned brown
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 02:37:53 PM
and no one would
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 02:38:48 PM
want to kiss him
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 02:41:35 PM
except for Riffy and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 02:42:27 PM
OnlyU2 but Bono and
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 02:43:40 PM
Edge told Adam to
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 02:44:33 PM
stay away from them
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 02:45:25 PM
because they didn't want
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 02:45:50 PM
anyone else kissing them
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 02:46:58 PM
unless it was OnlyU2
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 02:47:42 PM
kissing Bono and Riffy
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 02:48:45 PM
kissing Edge. But, Adam
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 02:49:59 PM
wanted to kiss them
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 02:51:56 PM
and he was really
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 02:59:47 PM
insistent and wouldn't let
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 04:31:58 PM
anything get in his
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 04:35:50 PM
way, so he grabbed
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 04:37:56 PM
OnlyU2 and swooped her
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 04:42:05 PM
over and kissed her
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 04:43:49 PM
and then dropped her
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 04:44:18 PM
on Bono's lap so
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 04:45:54 PM
Bono picked her up
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 04:48:13 PM
and carried her over
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 04:49:28 PM
to the purple stage
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 05:03:29 PM
and laid her down
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 05:22:37 PM
very, very gently and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 05:29:04 PM
began taking off her
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 05:32:41 PM
(are you trying to get us banned before they shut us down? lmao, as usual!)

ummmm,

 fingernail polish until she
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 05:36:07 PM
(I figured since it's closing, we may as well go out with a bang!)

stopped him and said
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 05:39:19 PM
(I actually thought the same thing!)

I like that purple
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 05:39:58 PM
so paint my toenails!
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 05:50:00 PM
Cut them shorter and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 05:50:48 PM
file them nicely then
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 05:53:22 PM
eat the clippings and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 05:55:12 PM
suck her toe jam
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Post by: riffraff on October 13, 2017, 05:57:20 PM
until the sun comes
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 13, 2017, 10:25:27 PM
up, and then they
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Post by: Volcanogirl on October 14, 2017, 01:50:28 AM
perform a halloween ritual
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Post by: riffraff on October 14, 2017, 05:17:13 AM
that includes dunking lemons
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 14, 2017, 09:12:53 AM
and throwing eggs at
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Post by: riffraff on October 14, 2017, 09:38:37 AM
nasty little kids who
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 14, 2017, 10:51:42 AM
screamed when they came
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Post by: riffraff on October 14, 2017, 02:37:51 PM
into the purple room
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Post by: Volcanogirl on October 15, 2017, 03:35:09 AM
of doom to scream
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Post by: riffraff on October 15, 2017, 05:50:05 AM
pretty pink purple phrases
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Post by: poppyann on October 16, 2017, 03:37:34 AM
made out of sweet
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 16, 2017, 10:24:37 AM
peas and mashed potatoes
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Post by: riffraff on October 16, 2017, 06:16:06 PM
purple cabbage and grapes
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 17, 2017, 10:39:21 AM
No more purple allowed
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Post by: riffraff on October 17, 2017, 11:26:37 AM
that makes me blue
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 17, 2017, 01:37:53 PM
and green with envy
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Post by: riffraff on October 17, 2017, 02:28:03 PM
and red with passion
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 17, 2017, 02:30:40 PM
and a yellow coward
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Post by: riffraff on October 17, 2017, 02:31:29 PM
and a black eye
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 17, 2017, 02:32:07 PM
and a brown noser
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Post by: riffraff on October 17, 2017, 02:32:56 PM
and a pink pig
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 17, 2017, 02:34:44 PM
during a white Christmas
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Post by: riffraff on October 17, 2017, 02:36:50 PM
with an orange pumpkin
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 17, 2017, 02:42:00 PM
and cherry red lips
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Post by: riffraff on October 17, 2017, 02:42:44 PM
and blue Bono eyes
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 17, 2017, 02:45:28 PM
and Riffy's green snot
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Post by: riffraff on October 17, 2017, 02:46:38 PM
and Only's yellow eggnog-snot-stuff
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 17, 2017, 02:52:36 PM
mixed with panther pee
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Post by: riffraff on October 17, 2017, 02:53:26 PM
and foul ferret feces
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 17, 2017, 02:55:20 PM
and stinky donkey dung
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Post by: riffraff on October 17, 2017, 03:42:06 PM
and pretty pink fairys
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 17, 2017, 03:58:49 PM
listening to black sabbath
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Post by: riffraff on October 17, 2017, 04:05:28 PM
all night long until
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 17, 2017, 04:09:50 PM
U2 told us to
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Post by: riffraff on October 17, 2017, 04:12:38 PM
listen to their music
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 17, 2017, 05:09:13 PM
because their music is
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Post by: riffraff on October 17, 2017, 05:23:06 PM
better than anyone else's
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 17, 2017, 05:26:32 PM
so we went to
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Post by: riffraff on October 17, 2017, 05:31:08 PM
One Edge Drive, Malibu
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 17, 2017, 05:31:58 PM
and broke into Edge's
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Post by: riffraff on October 17, 2017, 05:32:37 PM
beautiful mansion to find
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 17, 2017, 05:33:49 PM
hundreds of cases of
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Post by: riffraff on October 17, 2017, 05:34:18 PM
champagne and guitar picks
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 17, 2017, 05:36:43 PM
so we started drinking
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Post by: riffraff on October 17, 2017, 05:37:03 PM
and eating guitar picks
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 17, 2017, 05:37:51 PM
but they got stuck
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Post by: riffraff on October 17, 2017, 05:38:25 PM
in their throats and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 17, 2017, 05:39:01 PM
they couldn't breath so
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Post by: riffraff on October 17, 2017, 05:40:49 PM
they stood on their
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 17, 2017, 05:41:11 PM
heads and spit out
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Post by: riffraff on October 17, 2017, 05:42:21 PM
picks, strawberries, beer and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 17, 2017, 05:43:36 PM
champagne, so everyone started
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Post by: riffraff on October 17, 2017, 05:46:32 PM
dancing while still standing
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 17, 2017, 05:47:21 PM
on their heads and
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Post by: riffraff on October 17, 2017, 05:48:12 PM
all their teeth fell
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 17, 2017, 05:48:49 PM
out on the floor
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Post by: riffraff on October 17, 2017, 05:49:36 PM
and Edge's dog ate
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 17, 2017, 05:50:16 PM
the teeth then puked
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Post by: riffraff on October 17, 2017, 05:50:51 PM
on all the people
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 17, 2017, 09:35:45 PM
so they got mad
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Post by: poppyann on October 18, 2017, 02:20:24 AM
and ran around with
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Post by: Volcanogirl on October 18, 2017, 03:24:41 AM
u2 shirts to clean
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 05:09:10 AM
lots of laundry to
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 08:50:56 AM
do so Larry did
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 09:12:32 AM
the laundry and Adam
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 10:06:59 AM
dirtied the shirts again
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 10:09:27 AM
by rubbing them around
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 10:10:03 AM
in the tooth puke
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 10:12:44 AM
and dog feces. Bono
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 10:15:54 AM
got grossed out and
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 10:20:20 AM
took Only to the
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 10:38:33 AM
bedroom and started making
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 11:11:51 AM
potholders for the kitchen
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 11:21:09 AM
but Only wanted to
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 11:34:04 AM
stop making stupid potholders
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 11:38:40 AM
and jump into bed
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 11:48:00 AM
with that wild Bono-man!
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 11:58:38 AM
So things got hot
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 12:12:11 PM
and things got heavy
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 12:16:51 PM
and it continued for
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 12:22:45 PM
3 days straight until
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 12:25:42 PM
they suffered from exhaustion
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 12:43:18 PM
dehydration, bed sores and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 12:46:15 PM
extreme hunger, so they
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 12:49:20 PM
asked Riffy to bring
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 01:03:30 PM
butter sandwiches and eggnog
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 01:05:17 PM
for breakfast in bed
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 01:05:36 PM
after they ate, they
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 01:06:49 PM
fell asleep and Riffy
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 01:09:19 PM
covered them up with
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 01:12:45 PM
the autumn leaves and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 01:13:28 PM
Edge accidentally raked them
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 01:15:17 PM
up and put them
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 01:18:10 PM
in Larry's bed and
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 01:22:48 PM
Larry was in it!
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 01:23:17 PM
He started crying because
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 01:26:35 PM
they pushed him out
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 01:29:05 PM
of bed and landed
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 01:29:43 PM
outside in a thorny
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 01:30:45 PM
rose bush that was
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 01:33:01 PM
under the window. Larry
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 01:33:30 PM
cried even harder, so
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 01:34:11 PM
OnlyU2 held his hand
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 01:34:56 PM
but Bono got jealous
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 01:36:34 PM
so OnlyU2 stopped holding
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 01:37:47 PM
Larry's hand and he
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 01:39:42 PM
cried again, so Riffy
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 01:40:12 PM
picked him up and
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 01:40:37 PM
carried him back inside
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 01:41:40 PM
and Edge said to
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 01:43:46 PM
flush him down the
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 01:44:27 PM
toilet so she did
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 01:47:10 PM
but Larry's butt got
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 01:49:41 PM
stuck in the bowl
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 01:58:00 PM
they kept flushing and
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 02:00:45 PM
the toilet overflowed so
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 02:01:41 PM
Edge called the plumber
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 02:03:10 PM
and he came with
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 02:05:33 PM
a crew of seagulls
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 02:06:13 PM
They pooped and swooped
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 02:06:53 PM
and screeched and screamed
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 02:08:18 PM
and Larry got flushed
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 02:09:22 PM
out to sea where
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 02:09:57 PM
the hungry sharks are
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 03:24:42 PM
lurking for Larry Mullen!
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 03:27:43 PM
But just as a
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 03:32:20 PM
shark went swimming by,
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 03:33:01 PM
a seagull came and
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 03:39:48 PM
picked Larry up by
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 03:45:28 PM
his yellow leotards and
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 03:48:34 PM
flew back to shore
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 03:49:04 PM
and dropped Larry on
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 03:49:25 PM
his head and Larry
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 03:50:35 PM
lost consciousness so Riffy
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 03:53:07 PM
smacked him on the
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 03:54:33 PM
head and he woke
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 03:54:50 PM
up and said "who
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 03:55:32 PM
the hell am I?
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 03:59:47 PM
Riffy told him that
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 04:03:38 PM
he is the drummer
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 04:23:13 PM
of the very best
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 04:24:01 PM
band on the planet
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 04:26:05 PM
and the whole universe
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 04:29:39 PM
So Larry tried drumming
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 04:32:09 PM
without any drumsticks but
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 04:37:06 PM
had 2 very stiff
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 04:37:36 PM
uh oh

um...

appendages that he used
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 04:39:09 PM
darn it!!!

as drumsticks and sounded
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 04:42:11 PM
(lmao AGAIN)

like squishy fleshy bongos
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 04:43:15 PM
giving a new sound
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 04:46:50 PM
to the percussion section
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 04:50:26 PM
but one broke so
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 04:51:11 PM
he had to use
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 04:53:08 PM
his little limp thingy
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 04:55:36 PM
more uh oh

but it grew up
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 04:57:47 PM
and became hard and
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 04:59:14 PM
was a great drumstick!
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 05:02:11 PM
It got soft when
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 05:02:56 PM
he stopped playing, so
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 05:05:05 PM
he had to keep
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 05:11:37 PM
playing until all of
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 05:14:15 PM
a sudden his thingy
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 05:14:51 PM
went off like a
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 05:19:13 PM
broken twig that fell
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 05:22:56 PM
down and Larry started
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 05:23:35 PM
crying hard, so Edge
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 05:24:28 PM
whacked him on the
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 05:28:40 PM
head with his guitar
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 05:30:24 PM
but the guitar broke
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 05:32:34 PM
and Edge said, "f***!"
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 05:33:51 PM
loud and the mods
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 05:35:38 PM
banned Edge from the
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 05:37:50 PM
forum and everyone quit!
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 05:42:05 PM
This made Edge more
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 05:44:39 PM
popular than ever but
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 05:45:59 PM
had a broken guitar
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 05:49:25 PM
and a broken heart
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 05:49:47 PM
but Riffy mended it
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 05:52:09 PM
with her special way
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 05:55:11 PM
and he was happy!
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 05:56:13 PM
And they all lived
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 05:56:53 PM
happily ever after in
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Post by: riffraff on October 18, 2017, 05:59:25 PM
Bonulon where the rivers
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 18, 2017, 07:43:33 PM
ran yellow with warm
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Post by: riffraff on October 19, 2017, 05:11:53 AM
pee and  lumps of
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 19, 2017, 08:58:38 AM
dead fish from Larry's
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Post by: riffraff on October 19, 2017, 10:40:48 AM
stomach contents and then
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 19, 2017, 10:42:19 AM
the river ran dry
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Post by: riffraff on October 19, 2017, 10:43:15 AM
everyone died of thirst
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 19, 2017, 10:44:06 AM
so Bonulon became vacant
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Post by: riffraff on October 19, 2017, 10:46:27 AM
the dust cloud disappeared
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 19, 2017, 10:49:24 AM
without a trace and
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Post by: riffraff on October 19, 2017, 10:52:38 AM
(for some reason this is making me sad)

it's the little things...
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 19, 2017, 10:56:55 AM
that give you away
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Post by: riffraff on October 19, 2017, 11:40:45 AM
nothing left to win
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 19, 2017, 11:46:54 AM
nothing else to lose
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Post by: riffraff on October 19, 2017, 12:00:26 PM
no time for sorrow
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 19, 2017, 12:07:47 PM
no time for shame
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Post by: riffraff on October 19, 2017, 12:16:31 PM
So wind blow through
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 19, 2017, 12:24:22 PM
Adam's fuzzy yellow afro
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Post by: riffraff on October 19, 2017, 01:15:23 PM
and Bono's funky mullet
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 19, 2017, 01:20:17 PM
and Edge's long braid
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Post by: riffraff on October 19, 2017, 01:21:09 PM
(OH YES!)
and Larry's little goatee (remember that?)
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 19, 2017, 01:24:19 PM
(yes)
The wind stopped blowing
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Post by: riffraff on October 19, 2017, 01:33:38 PM
the lads looked up
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 19, 2017, 01:36:11 PM
and saw a giant
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Post by: riffraff on October 19, 2017, 01:42:08 PM
flying spider with big
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 19, 2017, 02:01:28 PM
bulging eyes that were
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Post by: riffraff on October 19, 2017, 05:22:06 PM
bloodshot and dripping goo
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 19, 2017, 05:40:33 PM
a blob of goo
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Post by: riffraff on October 19, 2017, 05:43:01 PM
hit Edge on the
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 19, 2017, 05:45:18 PM
beanie and knocked it
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Post by: riffraff on October 19, 2017, 05:48:04 PM
into his soup bowl
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 19, 2017, 05:48:55 PM
he took the beanie
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Post by: riffraff on October 19, 2017, 05:54:11 PM
and wrung it out
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 19, 2017, 05:54:38 PM
over Larry's head then
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Post by: riffraff on October 19, 2017, 05:56:06 PM
Larry started to cry
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 19, 2017, 05:57:35 PM
then threw goo on
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Post by: riffraff on October 19, 2017, 05:58:28 PM
Edge's head, and Edge
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 19, 2017, 08:25:52 PM
dumped the bowl of
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Post by: riffraff on October 20, 2017, 04:54:03 AM
gooey soup on Larry's
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 20, 2017, 07:01:35 AM
crotch and it burned
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Post by: riffraff on October 20, 2017, 07:03:50 AM
his most precious parts
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 20, 2017, 07:21:42 AM
he screamed so loud
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Post by: riffraff on October 20, 2017, 08:02:04 AM
his tonsils fell out
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 20, 2017, 10:31:49 AM
and landed on Bono's
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Post by: riffraff on October 20, 2017, 02:03:09 PM
kneecap, and then Bono
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 20, 2017, 02:14:14 PM
threw the tonsils on
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Post by: riffraff on October 20, 2017, 02:27:53 PM
Edge's lap but they
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 20, 2017, 02:30:07 PM
bounced off and landed
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Post by: riffraff on October 20, 2017, 02:37:25 PM
back in Larry's mouth
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 20, 2017, 02:40:33 PM
but they were backwards
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: riffraff on October 20, 2017, 02:48:03 PM
so his speech was
Title: Re: 4 word U2 story
Post by: OnlyU2 on October 20, 2017, 02:56:12 PM
slurred and he spoke
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Post by: riffraff on October 20, 2017, 03:00:58 PM
mostly in pig Latin
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 20, 2017, 03:03:08 PM
he reached down his
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Post by: riffraff on October 20, 2017, 03:10:45 PM
pants, I mean, throat
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 20, 2017, 03:12:29 PM
and yanked out his
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Post by: riffraff on October 20, 2017, 03:14:13 PM
penis, I mean, tonsils
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 20, 2017, 03:16:26 PM
(YESSSSSS!!)

and started sucking on
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Post by: riffraff on October 20, 2017, 03:23:31 PM
the most sour lemon
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 20, 2017, 03:24:08 PM
that he found in
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Post by: riffraff on October 20, 2017, 03:27:06 PM
his pants pocket, along
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 20, 2017, 03:28:24 PM
with a used condom
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Post by: riffraff on October 20, 2017, 03:29:19 PM
all sticky and gooey
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 20, 2017, 03:29:36 PM
so he stuck it
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Post by: riffraff on October 20, 2017, 03:31:44 PM
on Adam's middle finger
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 20, 2017, 03:32:12 PM
then Adam shoved it
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Post by: riffraff on October 20, 2017, 03:33:59 PM
down poor Larry's throat
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 20, 2017, 03:34:54 PM
and he gagged and
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Post by: riffraff on October 20, 2017, 03:40:45 PM
threw up everything in
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 20, 2017, 03:42:51 PM
Bono's Maserati so Bono
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Post by: riffraff on October 20, 2017, 03:46:21 PM
torched the car with
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 20, 2017, 03:47:04 PM
gasoline, propane and butane
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Post by: riffraff on October 20, 2017, 03:48:20 PM
and it went KABOOMCHA
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 20, 2017, 03:48:57 PM
so Bono had to
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Post by: riffraff on October 20, 2017, 03:51:51 PM
get a new car
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 20, 2017, 03:55:31 PM
so he bought a
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Post by: riffraff on October 20, 2017, 04:41:45 PM
bright red shiny Lotus
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 20, 2017, 05:31:42 PM
and named her Katrina
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Post by: riffraff on October 20, 2017, 05:34:59 PM
after his favorite woman
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 20, 2017, 05:35:38 PM
so her took her
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Post by: riffraff on October 20, 2017, 05:38:53 PM
for a ride in
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 20, 2017, 05:52:51 PM
the Lotus and went
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Post by: riffraff on October 20, 2017, 05:54:37 PM
driving up the coast
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Post by: OnlyU2 on October 20, 2017, 07:44:51 PM
then they pulled over
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Post by: poppyann on March 02, 2018, 03:51:44 AM
to watch all the
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Post by: Inishfree on June 13, 2018, 09:08:35 PM
whales swimming in the
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Post by: CaraRR on June 15, 2018, 12:39:25 AM
Pacific Ocean. Then they
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Post by: 73October on June 21, 2018, 10:57:30 AM
drove the wrong way