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Re: Did Bono have an affair with Andrea Corr or Penelope Cruz?
« Reply #75 on: March 31, 2010, 09:46:08 PM »
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Maybe Briscoe needs to hang out with a better crowd of women? *Apologies to Mrs. Briscoe who I am sure is lovely*

Oh she frequently wants to rip my nuts off  ;D ;D ;D

Maybe you should create an Appreciation Thread for her?


LOL ;D  It does surprise me that Briscoe isn't already singing soprano :D


Oh I do a killer Aria from Madame Butterfly

Oh I figured that !!  :D :D :D

i dare say that might just make her more angry. my missus doesnt really dig my falsetto, especially in the fantastic acoustics/setting of the shared shower. she just aint groovy some times.

so i wonder how many of these posts could be summarised as "i don't really know either way if bono's had an affair with anyone (let alone these 2 individuals).


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Re: Did Bono have an affair with Andrea Corr or Penelope Cruz?
« Reply #76 on: August 19, 2010, 07:19:35 AM »
the answer to the question is obviously NO!
it was me playing tonsil tennis with andrea, and knocking boots with penelope. ;D

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Re: Did Bono have an affair with Andrea Corr or Penelope Cruz?
« Reply #77 on: August 19, 2010, 12:24:35 PM »
This is hilarious!

No one knows if this has happened. None of us know any of the parties involved. Anyway, we're all as God made us - that means we make mistakes. If bono has 'soiled the away kit' as an interview with Q magazine in 2001 suggested he had, then what of it. It's his business.

I rather like the idea of cheating on my wife (if I had one) with both of them - at the same time... which would explain why I'm not married.

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Re: Did Bono have an affair with Andrea Corr or Penelope Cruz?
« Reply #78 on: August 19, 2010, 11:04:22 PM »
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I rather like the idea of cheating on my wife (if I had one) with both of them - at the same time... which would explain why I'm not married.

Penelope Cruz was a pretty good shag but Andrea Corr was sensational.

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Re: Did Bono have an affair with Andrea Corr or Penelope Cruz?
« Reply #79 on: August 19, 2010, 11:06:51 PM »
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I rather like the idea of cheating on my wife (if I had one) with both of them - at the same time... which would explain why I'm not married.

Penelope Cruz was a pretty good shag but Andrea Corr was sensational.

Good for you!  If whether or not Bono was involved with both of them is up in the air, someone here ought to have some real insight so we can get the real dirt!  :D

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Re: Did Bono have an affair with Andrea Corr or Penelope Cruz?
« Reply #80 on: August 20, 2010, 12:49:34 AM »
Oh no, not this again  :D :D :D 

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Re: Did Bono have an affair with Andrea Corr or Penelope Cruz?
« Reply #81 on: August 20, 2010, 01:34:46 AM »
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Oh no, not this again  :D :D :D 

What, filth and living in a fantasy world? :-P

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Re: Did Bono have an affair with Andrea Corr or Penelope Cruz?
« Reply #82 on: August 20, 2010, 02:11:58 AM »
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I rather like the idea of cheating on my wife (if I had one) with both of them - at the same time... which would explain why I'm not married.

Penelope Cruz was a pretty good shag but Andrea Corr was sensational.

Yes, I'm hoping to rope bono into our next session... such BIG hands

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Re: Did Bono have an affair with Andrea Corr or Penelope Cruz?
« Reply #83 on: August 20, 2010, 02:43:10 PM »
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i am sure they are just friends if bono did have an affair his equipment would be found in a jar floating in the sea of howth :o

LOL mmhmm.

In today's breaking news, a group of 500 Bonogirls were seen swimming frantically through Sea of Howth. Scientists are still searching for possible explanations for the mass migration.
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Re: Did Bono have an affair with Andrea Corr or Penelope Cruz?
« Reply #84 on: August 20, 2010, 03:06:04 PM »
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Oh no, not this again  :D :D :D 

It just won't die will it?

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Re: Did Bono have an affair with Andrea Corr or Penelope Cruz?
« Reply #85 on: August 20, 2010, 03:48:20 PM »

vis-a-vis Andrea Corr, I think I'd rather shag Ali.




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Re: Did Bono have an affair with Andrea Corr or Penelope Cruz?
« Reply #86 on: August 25, 2010, 02:07:15 PM »
When asked in interviews by Rolling Stone and others if he'd lived the rock n' roll lifestyle, he mentioned that he'd "had a slice of the pizza."  Whatever that means.  Sounds more like male on male action to me, however. 

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Re: Did Bono have an affair with Andrea Corr or Penelope Cruz?
« Reply #87 on: August 25, 2010, 07:01:06 PM »
Whoever it was, why aren't they shouting it from the rooftops?  (I would!)

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Re: Did Bono have an affair with Andrea Corr or Penelope Cruz?
« Reply #88 on: August 25, 2010, 07:04:50 PM »
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Whoever it was, why aren't they shouting it from the rooftops?  (I would!)

I know!  :D



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Re: Did Bono have an affair with Andrea Corr or Penelope Cruz?
« Reply #89 on: August 26, 2010, 07:46:13 AM »
As usual, I could make an inappropriate joke about that "slice of pizza" comment.  But I'll be good.

If it was me, you wouldnt hear a peep outta me. Who'd believe it?