I'm coming out of the closet.

[macphisto]

I'm a bonotheist, loud and proud.

This is my laserjacket. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My laserjacket is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master the ultraviolet spectrum. Without me, my laserjacket is useless. Without my laserjacket, I am useless. I must light my way true. I must sleep on stones better than the Edge who is trying to kill me because he is on fire. I must swing like Tarzan before he wields the ax like opera in my head. I will. Before God Part II I swear this creed: my laserjacket and myself are but one... but we're not the same. So be it, until there is no more silence that comes to this house, but peace.
Ramen.

Kudos to whoever correctly identifies this reference!

[AspiringDragon]

This is my laserjacket. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My laserjacket is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master the ultraviolet spectrum. Without me, my laserjacket is useless. Without my laserjacket, I am useless. I must light my way true. I must sleep on stones better than the Edge who is trying to kill me because he is on fire. I must swing like Tarzan before he wields the ax like opera in my head. I will. Before God Part II I swear this creed: my laserjacket and myself are but one... but we're not the same. So be it, until there is no more silence that comes to this house, but peace.
Ramen.

.... I don't think I've ever thought of the word 'rifle' being replaced with 'laserjacket'.
Words cannot describe how much I laughed at this.

[LoveSupreme]

I'm a bonotheist, loud and proud.

This is my laserjacket. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My laserjacket is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master the ultraviolet spectrum. Without me, my laserjacket is useless. Without my laserjacket, I am useless. I must light my way true. I must sleep on stones better than the Edge who is trying to kill me because he is on fire. I must swing like Tarzan before he wields the ax like opera in my head. I will. Before God Part II I swear this creed: my laserjacket and myself are but one... but we're not the same. So be it, until there is no more silence that comes to this house, but peace.
Ramen.

Kudos to whoever correctly identifies this reference!

Ok Def. about Ultraviolet. Whos Ramen?  Thats awesome. Lol forever.

[briscoetheque]

Poofs the lotta ya

I don't know, some of those Sheila's out in Oz would make you question your sexuality.

Oh, constantly.

[Yukona [The League of Extraordinary Bonopeople]]

Before God Part II I swear this creed: my laserjacket and myself are but one... but we're not the same.

THIS.

[U2-obsessed and proud]

Any male out there with a huge man-crush on Bono?  Then the League of Extraordinary Bonomen is for you!!  Stop by the LOEB thread in The Band section to sign up

[Inishfree]

I've been denying this for the longest time, but I guess there's just no lying to myself any longer. I have to be true to myself. I hope you guys will still love me for who I am after I tell you guys this...

I'm Bonosexual.

Laughing my head off!  What a clever and funny thread.

[AltRockAddict]

Boho chic doesn't get any better than this.

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The long hair, the beard, the ridiculously oversized top...everything would logically add up to fashion disaster but here it looks freakin' awesome! I'd kill for hair like that.

Thanks for that video, yukona - you're soooo right about the BonoChic.  That's my favorite look of all time.

[ElJayVee]

I stumbled in here and have to say that this is the funniest thread ever!

Mac, you are truly brilliant!  I got the reference right away, not because of any military service, but I love "Full Metal Jacket."

SG, I still have proof you're a Larry-girl at heart, but I guess, as a moderator, you can't be partial!

[StrongGirl]

I stumbled in here and have to say that this is the funniest thread ever!

Mac, you are truly brilliant!  I got the reference right away, not because of any military service, but I love "Full Metal Jacket."

SG, I still have proof you're a Larry-girl at heart, but I guess, as a moderator, you can't be partial!

El, I can tell you that Larry really was my first love of this band.

[briscoetheque]

I stumbled in here and have to say that this is the funniest thread ever!

Mac, you are truly brilliant!  I got the reference right away, not because of any military service, but I love "Full Metal Jacket."

SG, I still have proof you're a Larry-girl at heart, but I guess, as a moderator, you can't be partial!

El, I can tell you that Larry really was my first love of this band.

Was always about McGuinness for me.

[dudette]

I stumbled in here and have to say that this is the funniest thread ever!

Mac, you are truly brilliant!  I got the reference right away, not because of any military service, but I love "Full Metal Jacket."

SG, I still have proof you're a Larry-girl at heart, but I guess, as a moderator, you can't be partial!

El, I can tell you that Larry really was my first love of this band.

Was always about McGuinness for me.

  LOL!

[briscoetheque]

Cmon, the chins, the pseudo educated english toff accent.... rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwooooooolllllllllllllllllll

[Monicalea]

Cmon, the chins, the pseudo educated english toff accent.... rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwooooooolllllllllllllllllll

OMG! I think I just wet myself.