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Re: I AM: The Sequel
« Reply #120 on: January 16, 2011, 02:18:10 PM »
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I am vexed. He is here, all smiley, and I still don't know his name. I am a coward!

Do baby step. Start by saying "Hi" and smile at him when you pass him. After you've passed him a million times it just gets natural to start chatting..

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Re: I AM: The Sequel
« Reply #121 on: January 16, 2011, 02:25:30 PM »
I don't like feet at all.

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Re: I AM: The Sequel
« Reply #122 on: January 16, 2011, 02:31:14 PM »
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I don't like feet at all.

+1

Edge feet = eww.

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Re: I AM: The Sequel
« Reply #123 on: January 16, 2011, 02:40:29 PM »
They just gross me out so much. Anyone's feet.

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Re: I AM: The Sequel
« Reply #124 on: January 16, 2011, 03:25:57 PM »
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I am giving Trlica a hug. HUG!!!

I am grossed out by Monica's avi. Ew.....
But the pants! THE PANTS!
I love those pants...
 I am listening to the radio.

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Re: I AM: The Sequel
« Reply #125 on: January 16, 2011, 03:50:46 PM »
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MG - I'd like you to meet a friend of mine.. His name is Jose and he will help you. :)

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What if he doesnt drink? (Then he goes off my list of potential dating material... *grumble, grumble* This reminds me, I am going to make this flow chart for the "potential date." It's hilarious. It starts off with "Are you liberal?"... And then the questions get more specific as I go down. Wait until you see it; it will be epically silly.

It ain't for him honey! It's called liquid courage.  And let's start with WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

Here, I am giving you a script. Print it out and take it with you next time.

You: Hey, we've been chatting for (insert amount of time you've been drooling over this guy but were to chickenstuff to ask his name) and I don't even know what your name is!

Him: I'm (his name because it's a completely safe and reasonable questions) and you are?

You: I'm (whatever your name is because I can't remember and I highly doubt it's actually MarsGirl). Smile sweetly and tilt your head just a little bit and DO NOT BREAK EYE CONTACT UNLESS YOU GET HIT IN THE HEAD BY THE LIFT.

Think you can handle that?

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Re: I AM: The Sequel
« Reply #126 on: January 16, 2011, 03:53:03 PM »
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MG - I'd like you to meet a friend of mine.. His name is Jose and he will help you. :)

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What if he doesnt drink? (Then he goes off my list of potential dating material... *grumble, grumble* This reminds me, I am going to make this flow chart for the "potential date." It's hilarious. It starts off with "Are you liberal?"... And then the questions get more specific as I go down. Wait until you see it; it will be epically silly.

It ain't for him honey! It's called liquid courage.  And let's start with WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

Here, I am giving you a script. Print it out and take it with you next time.

You: Hey, we've been chatting for (insert amount of time you've been drooling over this guy but were to chickenstuff to ask his name) and I don't even know what your name is!

Him: I'm (his name because it's a completely safe and reasonable questions) and you are?

You: I'm (whatever your name is because I can't remember and I highly doubt it's actually MarsGirl). Smile sweetly and tilt your head just a little bit and DO NOT BREAK EYE CONTACT UNLESS YOU GET HIT IN THE HEAD BY THE LIFT.

Think you can handle that?

And show some cleavage when you're at it. :D

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Re: I AM: The Sequel
« Reply #127 on: January 16, 2011, 03:53:49 PM »
LOL! Thanks for the script, Mon. It will help. My real name is Heidi. Which sounds kind of... Kinky or something for an adult. I always worry it sounds like a stripper name or something. Even tho I love my name.

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Re: I AM: The Sequel
« Reply #128 on: January 16, 2011, 03:55:58 PM »
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LOL! Thanks for the script, Mon. It will help. My real name is Heidi. Which sounds kind of... Kinky or something for an adult. I always worry it sounds like a stripper name or something. Even tho I love my name.

Are you kidding me?! Heidi?! That name is flirt potential just waiting to happen! Y'all are on a mountain for God's sake!

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Re: I AM: The Sequel
« Reply #129 on: January 16, 2011, 03:58:03 PM »
LOL! People always ask me where my grandfather is :)

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Re: I AM: The Sequel
« Reply #130 on: January 16, 2011, 04:00:16 PM »
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LOL! People always ask me where my grandfather is :)

Still beats the hell out of being Monica L!

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Re: I AM: The Sequel
« Reply #131 on: January 16, 2011, 04:21:12 PM »
I am very angry at my computer >:(. I am also listening to R&H <3

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Re: I AM: The Sequel
« Reply #132 on: January 16, 2011, 04:53:41 PM »
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MG - I'd like you to meet a friend of mine.. His name is Jose and he will help you. :)

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What if he doesnt drink? (Then he goes off my list of potential dating material... *grumble, grumble* This reminds me, I am going to make this flow chart for the "potential date." It's hilarious. It starts off with "Are you liberal?"... And then the questions get more specific as I go down. Wait until you see it; it will be epically silly.

It ain't for him honey! It's called liquid courage.  And let's start with WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

Here, I am giving you a script. Print it out and take it with you next time.

You: Hey, we've been chatting for (insert amount of time you've been drooling over this guy but were to chickenstuff to ask his name) and I don't even know what your name is!

Him: I'm (his name because it's a completely safe and reasonable questions) and you are?

You: I'm (whatever your name is because I can't remember and I highly doubt it's actually MarsGirl). Smile sweetly and tilt your head just a little bit and DO NOT BREAK EYE CONTACT UNLESS YOU GET HIT IN THE HEAD BY THE LIFT.

Think you can handle that?

And show some cleavage when you're at it. :D

I dont have any cleveage. :( I'm a B-C cupped girl. :( :( :(

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Re: I AM: The Sequel
« Reply #133 on: January 16, 2011, 04:54:57 PM »
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I dont have any cleveage. :( I'm a B-C cupped girl. :( :( :(

Hello? Miracle bra! You can make cleavage. ::)

Good lord!

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Re: I AM: The Sequel
« Reply #134 on: January 16, 2011, 04:56:46 PM »
I am saying...

TMI!!!