I AM: The Sequel

[linasd]

I am vexed. He is here, all smiley, and I still don't know his name. I am a coward!

Do baby step. Start by saying "Hi" and smile at him when you pass him. After you've passed him a million times it just gets natural to start chatting..

[Starman]

I don't like feet at all.

[linasd]

I don't like feet at all.

+1

Edge feet = eww.

[Starman]

They just gross me out so much. Anyone's feet.

[EnduringChill]

I am giving Trlica a hug. HUG!!!

I am grossed out by Monica's avi. Ew.....

But the pants! THE PANTS!
I love those pants...
 I am listening to the radio.

[Monicalea]

MG - I'd like you to meet a friend of mine.. His name is Jose and he will help you.

visitors can't see pics , please You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login or You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

What if he doesnt drink? (Then he goes off my list of potential dating material... *grumble, grumble* This reminds me, I am going to make this flow chart for the "potential date." It's hilarious. It starts off with "Are you liberal?"... And then the questions get more specific as I go down. Wait until you see it; it will be epically silly.

It ain't for him honey! It's called liquid courage.  And let's start with WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

Here, I am giving you a script. Print it out and take it with you next time.

You: Hey, we've been chatting for (insert amount of time you've been drooling over this guy but were to chickenstuff to ask his name) and I don't even know what your name is!

Him: I'm (his name because it's a completely safe and reasonable questions) and you are?

You: I'm (whatever your name is because I can't remember and I highly doubt it's actually MarsGirl). Smile sweetly and tilt your head just a little bit and DO NOT BREAK EYE CONTACT UNLESS YOU GET HIT IN THE HEAD BY THE LIFT.

Think you can handle that?

[linasd]

MG - I'd like you to meet a friend of mine.. His name is Jose and he will help you.

visitors can't see pics , please You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login or You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

What if he doesnt drink? (Then he goes off my list of potential dating material... *grumble, grumble* This reminds me, I am going to make this flow chart for the "potential date." It's hilarious. It starts off with "Are you liberal?"... And then the questions get more specific as I go down. Wait until you see it; it will be epically silly.

It ain't for him honey! It's called liquid courage.  And let's start with WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

Here, I am giving you a script. Print it out and take it with you next time.

You: Hey, we've been chatting for (insert amount of time you've been drooling over this guy but were to chickenstuff to ask his name) and I don't even know what your name is!

Him: I'm (his name because it's a completely safe and reasonable questions) and you are?

You: I'm (whatever your name is because I can't remember and I highly doubt it's actually MarsGirl). Smile sweetly and tilt your head just a little bit and DO NOT BREAK EYE CONTACT UNLESS YOU GET HIT IN THE HEAD BY THE LIFT.

Think you can handle that?

And show some cleavage when you're at it.

[MarsGirl]

LOL! Thanks for the script, Mon. It will help. My real name is Heidi. Which sounds kind of... Kinky or something for an adult. I always worry it sounds like a stripper name or something. Even tho I love my name.

[Monicalea]

LOL! Thanks for the script, Mon. It will help. My real name is Heidi. Which sounds kind of... Kinky or something for an adult. I always worry it sounds like a stripper name or something. Even tho I love my name.

Are you kidding me?! Heidi?! That name is flirt potential just waiting to happen! Y'all are on a mountain for God's sake!

[MarsGirl]

LOL! People always ask me where my grandfather is

[Monicalea]

LOL! People always ask me where my grandfather is

Still beats the hell out of being Monica L!

[edgetastic [Vote Zaphod]]

I am very angry at my computer . I am also listening to R&H <3

[MarsGirl]

MG - I'd like you to meet a friend of mine.. His name is Jose and he will help you.

visitors can't see pics , please You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login or You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

What if he doesnt drink? (Then he goes off my list of potential dating material... *grumble, grumble* This reminds me, I am going to make this flow chart for the "potential date." It's hilarious. It starts off with "Are you liberal?"... And then the questions get more specific as I go down. Wait until you see it; it will be epically silly.

It ain't for him honey! It's called liquid courage.  And let's start with WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

Here, I am giving you a script. Print it out and take it with you next time.

You: Hey, we've been chatting for (insert amount of time you've been drooling over this guy but were to chickenstuff to ask his name) and I don't even know what your name is!

Him: I'm (his name because it's a completely safe and reasonable questions) and you are?

You: I'm (whatever your name is because I can't remember and I highly doubt it's actually MarsGirl). Smile sweetly and tilt your head just a little bit and DO NOT BREAK EYE CONTACT UNLESS YOU GET HIT IN THE HEAD BY THE LIFT.

Think you can handle that?

And show some cleavage when you're at it.

I dont have any cleveage. I'm a B-C cupped girl.

[Monicalea]

I dont have any cleveage. I'm a B-C cupped girl.

Hello? Miracle bra! You can make cleavage.

Good lord!

[Starman]

I am saying...

TMI!!!