MG - I'd like you to meet a friend of mine.. His name is Jose and he will help you. 
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What if he doesnt drink? (Then he goes off my list of potential dating material... *grumble, grumble* This reminds me, I am going to make this flow chart for the "potential date." It's hilarious. It starts off with "Are you liberal?"... And then the questions get more specific as I go down. Wait until you see it; it will be epically silly.
It ain't for him honey! It's called liquid courage. And let's start with
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?Here, I am giving you a script. Print it out and take it with you next time.
You: Hey, we've been chatting for (insert amount of time you've been drooling over this guy but were to chickenstuff to ask his name) and I don't even know what your name is!
Him: I'm (his name because it's a completely safe and reasonable questions) and you are?
You: I'm (whatever your name is because I can't remember and I highly doubt it's actually MarsGirl). Smile sweetly and tilt your head just a little bit and DO NOT BREAK EYE CONTACT UNLESS YOU GET HIT IN THE HEAD BY THE LIFT.
Think you can handle that?