Was listening to Rattle and Hum today and remembered one: For the longest time, I thought "She's the dollars" was "She's the goddess" in "Desire".
Wait, it's not Goddess? I'm just going to keep singing it wrong.
At the Charlottesville show, he definitely said "in your bed" instead of head, in One. But I can't remember if he said lepers or Leopards. . Which amuses me every time it comes up on the shuffle.
And, really, the actual lyric is "you act like you've never had love"? ...I still hear "You act like you've never had none, and you want me to go without".
Granted, I sing and hear most lyrics wrong.
Also, the image of Leopards romping around a bed always come into my head when One comes on.