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Do you

Ask him when new music comes out
11 (29.7%)
Ask him why U2 doesn't play (insert song) live more often
6 (16.2%)
Talk to him about today's current events
10 (27%)
Hyperventilate because you are claustrophobic
1 (2.7%)
Marvel at how short Bono really is
9 (24.3%)

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Author Topic: You are stuck in an elevator with Bono  (Read 2541 times)

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hrsan

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You are stuck in an elevator with Bono
« on: March 27, 2013, 09:44:35 PM »
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Offline Quenchable Thirst

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Re: You are stuck in an elevator with Bono
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2013, 09:53:12 PM »
Option 6) Pretend insanity, start jumping up and down abruptly while shouting "Elevation! Wooohohohoo!" until Bono calls his bodyguards.

Offline THRILLHO

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Re: You are stuck in an elevator with Bono
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2013, 09:56:32 PM »
5. keep looking back at him then hold back a giggle then pat his head then just drop to the ground laughing hysterically.


then ask if 360 sold more tickets than popmart cuz of the success of NLOTH v Pop etcetc

Offline AchtungPop

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Re: You are stuck in an elevator with Bono
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2013, 10:24:31 PM »
I'd ask "Will you play a song from Pop on the next tour?" and request them to play "When I Look at the World" for the first time.

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Re: You are stuck in an elevator with Bono
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2013, 10:28:47 PM »
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Option 6) Pretend insanity, start jumping up and down abruptly while shouting "Elevation! Wooohohohoo!" until Bono calls his bodyguards.
This made my day. ;D

Offline MASTER YODA

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Re: You are stuck in an elevator with Bono
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2013, 11:10:34 PM »
other, ask him how he's such a stud

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Re: You are stuck in an elevator with Bono
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2013, 11:34:37 PM »
warn him against ever looking in on this forum.

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Re: You are stuck in an elevator with Bono
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2013, 09:22:18 AM »
I kind of figure I will accidentally meet Bono some day. The last thing I would want to do is come across as some pathetic gushing fan. No photos, no autographs, in fact no talking to him like I know things about his life. I would rather treat a person on face value and for the person they are in that moment.

Offline So Cruel

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Re: You are stuck in an elevator with Bono
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2013, 10:53:37 AM »
Tell him I'll meet him in the bar for a pint

Offline eddyjedi

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Re: You are stuck in an elevator with Bono
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2013, 10:56:50 AM »
I first would ask him to sing i still haven't found what i'm looking for then ask him to sing his favourite song from the new album. Then I'd shake his hand and call him a legend, wouldn't want a photo, the memory would live forever.

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Re: You are stuck in an elevator with Bono
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2013, 11:03:41 AM »
No matter how much I'd try to resist it I feel like I'd come off as one of those "OMG you're my hero can I pleeeeeaase have an autograph and a picture" fans :P

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Re: You are stuck in an elevator with Bono
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2013, 11:19:28 AM »
Tell him he should check this forum every day.


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Re: You are stuck in an elevator with Bono
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2013, 11:26:24 AM »
I think meeting him in an elevator would be much better than meeting him at some concert with backstage passes or whatnot.  The idea of meeting performers we admire outside the context of performing is intriguing to me.  Didn't Paul Rudd have a fun Bono meeting in a hotel gym? So we would definitely not talk about music!


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Re: You are stuck in an elevator with Bono
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2013, 11:28:03 AM »
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Tell him he should check this forum every day.

He does. His names executioner.

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Re: You are stuck in an elevator with Bono
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2013, 02:19:07 PM »
I'd like to ask him if he would consider playing harmonica again on the next album.