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Do you

Ask him when new music comes out
11 (29.7%)
Ask him why U2 doesn't play (insert song) live more often
6 (16.2%)
Talk to him about today's current events
10 (27%)
Hyperventilate because you are claustrophobic
1 (2.7%)
Marvel at how short Bono really is
9 (24.3%)

Total Members Voted: 32

Author Topic: You are stuck in an elevator with Bono  (Read 2539 times)

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Offline Johnny Feathers

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Re: You are stuck in an elevator with Bono
« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2013, 03:37:18 PM »
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Tell him he should check this forum every day.

He does. His names executioner.

Is this true?

Offline JTBaby

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Re: You are stuck in an elevator with Bono
« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2013, 03:38:14 PM »
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Tell him he should check this forum every day.

He does. His names executioner.

Is this true?


Yes.

It is.


Offline miryclay

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Re: You are stuck in an elevator with Bono
« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2013, 04:41:26 PM »
I don't wanna talk about war between nations....

Offline paddyattitude

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Re: You are stuck in an elevator with Bono
« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2013, 04:58:30 PM »
i think i'd talk about anything but U2

Offline Inishfree

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Re: You are stuck in an elevator with Bono
« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2013, 07:55:06 PM »
Options 1 and 3. 

Offline jenniferh aka jen

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Re: You are stuck in an elevator with Bono
« Reply #20 on: March 28, 2013, 08:21:39 PM »
I'd chat about anything but music. No fangirl stuff, he gets enough of that already so why add to it.

Offline OnlyU2

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Re: You are stuck in an elevator with Bono
« Reply #21 on: March 28, 2013, 08:57:41 PM »
I would hyperventilate - not because I am claustrophobic.  Not sure I would be able to hold my composure, maybe even go into cardiac arrest.  I can see the headline now: "Bono saves star struck fan in elevator"  If I could get any words out, I'd ask him if I could give him a big hug and tell him what he and the band has meant to me for all these years.  I'd ask him if he'd bring Mr MacPhisto back and ask why they don't play Kite anymore.

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Re: You are stuck in an elevator with Bono
« Reply #22 on: March 28, 2013, 10:59:59 PM »
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Option 6) Pretend insanity, start jumping up and down abruptly while shouting "Elevation! Wooohohohoo!" until Bono calls his bodyguards.

This? Made me laugh out loud. Scared the hell out of my dog.   ;)

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Re: You are stuck in an elevator with Bono
« Reply #23 on: March 29, 2013, 12:28:07 AM »
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Offline OnlyU2

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Re: You are stuck in an elevator with Bono
« Reply #24 on: March 29, 2013, 08:46:30 AM »
This is funny.  You're stuck in an elevator with Bono and Edge, would you ask them to play elevator music?

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Re: You are stuck in an elevator with Bono
« Reply #25 on: March 29, 2013, 09:28:53 AM »
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Option 6) Pretend insanity, start jumping up and down abruptly while shouting "Elevation! Wooohohohoo!" until Bono calls his bodyguards.

Definitely pick option 6 lol

Offline miryclay

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Re: You are stuck in an elevator with Bono
« Reply #26 on: March 29, 2013, 10:03:49 AM »
I think he would dig radical bold imaginative dramatic stuff...

An Cat Dubh

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Re: You are stuck in an elevator with Bono
« Reply #27 on: March 29, 2013, 11:29:12 AM »
None of the options.

Id tell him he is wrong about Pop and U2 does not need to release a poppy, radio friendly song just to be relevant.

Offline AllThoseThingsILove

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Re: You are stuck in an elevator with Bono
« Reply #28 on: April 21, 2013, 04:04:23 PM »

1. Pee my pants
2. Steal glances with a stupid grin
3. Lean on the wall for support
4. Incapable of speech

Offline OnlyU2

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Re: You are stuck in an elevator with Bono
« Reply #29 on: April 22, 2013, 07:26:47 AM »
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I'd be speechless