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Offline imaginary friend

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Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
« on: July 24, 2013, 03:32:32 PM »
It can't be any worse or any more wrong than the ones cluttering up this forum already.



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Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2013, 03:42:17 PM »
The album comes out November 12 of this year. My aunt's cousin's girlfriend's sister's father's brother said so. It will be called "We have a Code Zero in Manhattan Because The Songs Refused to Ascend as They Don't Have Ten Reasons To Exist" and abbreviated as: WHACZIMBTSRTAATDHTRTE

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Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2013, 03:46:24 PM »
This has already been happening around here for at least the last 6 months.

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Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2013, 04:05:26 PM »
There will be five albums, one EP and a free diet coke with every physical CD purchase

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Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2013, 04:10:53 PM »
Edge will not be on fire in this album.

* waits patiently while stroking nonexistent beard for this rumor to spread *

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Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2013, 04:29:06 PM »
Bono raps in the new album after exploring his swag when performing "Moment of Surrender" last tour.

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Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2013, 04:30:18 PM »
Two shows in Atlanta, one in Nashville. That's all I would need, really. They can handle the rest. :)

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Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2013, 05:09:11 PM »
Morgan Freeman is narrating the new U2 album.

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Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2013, 05:21:11 PM »
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Morgan Freeman is narrating the new U2 album.

I love it.

"And here comes a guitar... hmm, yeah, listen to that, nice... now watch out for the chorus."

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Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2013, 05:36:42 PM »
U2 will perform songs from the Million Dollar Hotel and Turn off the Dark.
« Last Edit: July 24, 2013, 05:38:59 PM by zoologicoclothing »

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Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2013, 06:22:48 PM »
It will feature ten duets. The Chris Martin one is the lead single, but the lady gaga crossover steals the show.

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Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2013, 07:12:41 PM »
If there's gonna be a free soft drink with each album, it would have to be coke zero and not diet coke.

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Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2013, 06:50:48 AM »
"I wish I could say that Larry Mullen Jr. sang 'Dirty Old Town' as a hidden track on this album but I cannot. It seems as though the band secretly cut that on the last day of recording after the drummer had left. Bono mumbled something about only letting Larry sing on shows near the end of long tours."

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Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2013, 07:09:48 AM »
The Manhattan, Ten Reasons To Exist, Code Zero tour will kick off on February 31st 2013 in Brigadoon, Scotland, in the Village hall

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Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2013, 10:55:14 AM »

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The Manhattan, Ten Reasons To Exist, Code Zero tour will kick off on February 31st 2013 in Brigadoon, Scotland, in the Village hall

Aye that works for me!!


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