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Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
« Reply #75 on: August 14, 2013, 03:37:28 AM »
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The new album is going to be called "Tacos in Space."  Here is the album cover.

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Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
« Reply #76 on: August 14, 2013, 09:11:34 AM »
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Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
« Reply #77 on: August 14, 2013, 09:22:15 AM »
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Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
« Reply #78 on: August 14, 2013, 09:54:08 AM »
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Huh? U2 is not mentioned in that article.

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Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
« Reply #79 on: August 14, 2013, 10:02:01 AM »
You heard it here first! In a bid to out-do Green Days three new album releases last year ("Uno!", "Dos!", "Tr!"), U2 has FOUR new albums coming out.

They are called....get ready for it.....

Uno, Dos, Tres, Catorce!

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Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
« Reply #80 on: August 14, 2013, 10:13:15 AM »
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The new album is going to be called "Tacos in Space."  Here is the album cover.

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My father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate knows U2.

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Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
« Reply #81 on: August 14, 2013, 10:39:31 AM »
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Huh? U2 is not mentioned in that article.

I thought we were making things up?  8)

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Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
« Reply #82 on: August 14, 2013, 06:17:13 PM »
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Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
« Reply #83 on: August 15, 2013, 07:46:04 AM »
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Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
« Reply #84 on: August 15, 2013, 03:30:24 PM »
"U2's new album will be a big departure from their previous releases. This will be a new fresh sound of some of our old favorite sounds. It sounds like Punk Raggae on Uranus"

There will be 5 versions released.

1. "The casual fan version", this includes the CD with a 12 track listing, no liner notes or insert.
2. "The I am too a U2 Fan version", this will include the 12 track listing plus an added rare recording of "I Will Follow" recorded in Bono's vacation home in Ethiopia just for this release.
3. "No I am a real fan you are not version", this includes everything above but also comes with an arm sling just like the one Larry Mullins Jr wears on various tours when his old arms are just getting too tired.
4. The Europe VS. US Version, this includes live tracks from both the European and US tours for the past 30 years so fans can fight out WHO made U2 the most famous and WHO has a right to know what is best for U2.
5. The Super Deluxe, Ultra-Rare, Uber steamer trunk version. Only 1,000,000 of these will be made. The set includes, a steamer trunk with the U2 logo printed on it, just like the tour cases. The new CD with the 12 tracks and previously unreleased alternate versions of the songs on the Cd's. A U2 postcard signed by all 4 band members while vacationing in Des Moines Iowa. A lock of Bono's hair from the mullet era (pre-dye job), a lock of Edges hair from when he had hair (extremely limited supply), a close up picture of Adam from the Actung Baby cover art, the real real U2 fans will know what picture is being referenced here, a discarded cigarette butt once smoked by Larry (supplies are limited).
Also included are 4 VIP passes to get access to purchase tickets the day they go on sale to the general public.

But wait, if you buy right now you will also receive a 2nd Super Deluxe, Ultra-Rare, Uber steamer trunk version absolutely FREE, (just pay separate shipping and handling)!!!!!!!!!!

Track Listing:
1)   Sometimes you can make it on your own.
2)   I finally found what I was looking for.
3)   Monday Achy Monday
4)   I have to follow, since I am old now and can't keep up.
5)   Lumbago!!!!!!
6)   Get on Your Comfy Shoes.
7)   No Line on my Bifocals
8)   Stuck in a Movement you can't get out of
9)   Lack of Bladder Control
10) New Years Early Evening, kind of at dusk
11) No Longer as good as the real thing
12) Stay (faraway, I have gas)

Bonus Hidden Track: I Fall Down (and I can't get up)
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Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
« Reply #85 on: August 15, 2013, 04:02:43 PM »
This is epic funny.

Just change 9) to Lack of Bladder Control and it's perfect.

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Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
« Reply #86 on: August 15, 2013, 07:10:12 PM »
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Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
« Reply #87 on: August 16, 2013, 10:05:51 AM »
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This is epic funny.

Just change 9) to Lack of Bladder Control and it's perfect.

Made the change I thought of that after I finished the post. Glad you got my sense of humor.

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Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
« Reply #88 on: August 16, 2013, 10:30:17 AM »
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This is epic funny.

Just change 9) to Lack of Bladder Control and it's perfect.

Made the change I thought of that after I finished the post. Glad you got my sense of humor.
I always thought a parody of "40" called "60" would be funny. "I still sing, sing the old songs....I still sing, sing the old songs....How long?"....then Bono forgets the lyric!

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Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
« Reply #89 on: August 16, 2013, 12:56:26 PM »
That would be funny.

The new tour name was just announced

The U2, "Till our backs give out tour".