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Offline ZooClothes

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Favorite U2/Bono Jokes
« on: December 24, 2013, 06:49:39 PM »
I made this one up today, so I apologize in advance. Feel free to add your own.

So it's like waiting for God to walk through the room, eh, Bono? If you guys wait much longer to finish an album, you'll have to charge Him rent!

Ba dum dum pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
« Last Edit: December 24, 2013, 07:22:40 PM by ZooClothes »



Offline The Exile

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Re: Favorite U2/Bono Jokes
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2013, 09:39:40 PM »
Guy dies and goes to heaven, and he's stoked to see all his heroes: Jimi Hendrix, John Lennon, Kurt Cobain, etc. Then he sees Bono, and says to St. Peter, "Hey, Bono's still alive, why's he up here?"

St. Peter replies, "Oh, that's God. He just thinks he's Bono."

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Re: Favorite U2/Bono Jokes
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2013, 01:41:44 AM »
An old favourite:
I went to see U2 in concert but I got told off for going too close to the edge.

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Re: Favorite U2/Bono Jokes
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2013, 06:32:08 AM »
I didnt think this one up but its cute:

Q: How come U2 still hasn't found what they're looking for?

A: Because the streets have no names  :D

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Re: Favorite U2/Bono Jokes
« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2013, 06:42:35 AM »
Similar to marv's:
Why did Bono fall off the stage?
He went too close to the Edge

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Re: Favorite U2/Bono Jokes
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2013, 12:34:46 AM »
Here's an edgy joke I read somewhere:

Why don't U2 lawyers ever make any money?
Because all their work is pro Bono.