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Offline acrobat62

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U2 Jokes
« on: August 01, 2015, 07:35:02 AM »
How does Bono spell color?


With or without U.  ;D



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Re: U2 Jokes
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2015, 06:23:46 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D

It's extra funny because he's often on both sides of the Atlantic!

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« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2015, 06:38:43 PM »
Sweetest Thing


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« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2015, 07:04:49 PM »
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Sweetest Thing
that's a good one

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Re: U2 Jokes
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2015, 07:27:52 PM »
SOE being released anytime soon.

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Re: U2 Jokes
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2015, 10:24:05 PM »
*Feeling like a talk show host monolog* Can you imagine if Bono's mother was called Susan? Not such a catchy/poetic song title now, is it? Ba-dum-bum!

(RIP to Iris)

On this note, Fallon is a huge fan. It's cool he used his star power to have U2 on multiple times. Would be mega cool if he mentioned in interviews/his show or played on his show his favorite snippets of SOI songs to get viewers listening! If he used his star power/viewership to play the most melodious parts of Iris, hundreds would be looking up Iris the next day.

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Re: U2 Jokes
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2015, 11:12:05 PM »
Stand Up Comedy (most execrable song on NLOTH and it rips off the melody of the refrain from Bob Marley's "Johnny Was").

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Re: U2 Jokes
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2015, 04:02:29 AM »
How did Bono injure his arm?

It wasn't because he fell off his bike, he was just standing too close to 'the edge' and fell off.

Why did Bono get lost in Africa?

Because it's where the streets have no name.

How did Bono damage his eyesight?

He was staring at the sun.







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Re: U2 Jokes
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2015, 04:36:48 AM »
You are magically transported in time to a locked room.

You notice that you have a gun, but it has ONLY 2 bullets.

With you in the room are Hitler, Bin Laden and Bono - they are all unarmed.

You have a choice to change history.

What do you do?

Answer: Shoot Bono twice just to make sure he's dead.

;-)


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« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2015, 06:22:37 AM »
Cool name: The Edge
Uncool name: Sting

real answer: The Itch

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« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2015, 09:28:41 AM »
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Cool name: The Edge
Uncool name: Sting

real answer: The Itch
That was on Letterman a few years back, right?  :)

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« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2015, 09:37:42 AM »
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Cool name: The Edge
Uncool name: Sting

real answer: The Itch
That was on Letterman a few years back, right?  :)

yes.

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Re: U2 Jokes
« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2015, 09:53:11 AM »
Bono cooking and licks his finger and exclaims "the sweetest thing"

Edge falling off the edge

Larrys a vegan


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« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2015, 10:55:27 PM »
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Bono cooking and licks his finger and exclaims "the sweetest thing"

Edge falling off the edge

Larrys a vegan

what's funny about being a vegan

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Re: U2 Jokes
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2015, 01:48:39 AM »
I'd imagine not a lot. Be a fairly dull existence.

For both vegans and people they know.