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hrsan

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Re: U2 Jokes
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2015, 08:01:04 AM »
"You know vegan, right? When you give up meat and dairy and friendship?"   Harrison Greenbaum

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« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2015, 08:15:31 AM »
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I'd imagine not a lot. Be a fairly dull existence.

For both vegans and people they know.

what the hell? you are all very retarded to think that. seems like a bunch of whiny kids are all over this forum. I'm not gonna waste more time of my life in here with closed mind people like you are. in 20 years you'll see how stupid you were to encourage murders, torture and rape.

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« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2015, 08:29:27 AM »
"this is our greatest album"

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Re: U2 Jokes
« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2015, 12:41:51 PM »
Bae=Bono And Edge

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Re: U2 Jokes
« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2015, 12:54:08 PM »
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I'd imagine not a lot. Be a fairly dull existence.

For both vegans and people they know.

what the hell? you are all very retarded to think that. seems like a bunch of whiny kids are all over this forum. I'm not gonna waste more time of my life in here with closed mind people like you are. in 20 years you'll see how stupid you were to encourage murders, torture and rape.

You just confirmed what this guy said

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« Reply #20 on: August 17, 2015, 02:05:30 PM »
ta ta, tone.

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Re: U2 Jokes
« Reply #21 on: August 17, 2015, 02:59:43 PM »
What a peculiar thread...

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Re: U2 Jokes
« Reply #22 on: August 18, 2015, 08:00:09 AM »
How does a GA line Nazi change a light bulb?

They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them to screw it in.



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« Reply #23 on: August 18, 2015, 08:03:36 AM »
Bono and The Edge walk into a bar. The bartender goes, "Oh no, not U 2 again." #DropsMic

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« Reply #24 on: August 19, 2015, 09:25:55 PM »
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Bae=Bono And Edge
The proper shipping name is "Bedge"  ;D

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« Reply #25 on: August 20, 2015, 09:20:39 PM »
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Bono and The Edge walk into a bar. The bartender goes, "Oh no, not U 2 again." #DropsMic

Bono, Edge, Adam and Larry walk into Applebee's. The hostess goes, "U2, pawty of four!"

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« Reply #26 on: August 20, 2015, 09:21:55 PM »
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Bono and The Edge walk into a bar. The bartender goes, "Oh no, not U 2 again." #DropsMic

Bono, Edge, Adam and Larry walk into Applebee's. The hostess goes, "U2, pawty of four!"
Also from Letterman  :)

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Re: U2 Jokes
« Reply #27 on: October 25, 2015, 04:37:39 PM »
If a girl tells you that she loves you after a month of dating, you tell her "I love U2" and you won't be lying.

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« Reply #28 on: October 25, 2015, 07:31:48 PM »
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If a girl tells you that she loves you after a month of dating, you tell her "I love U2" and you won't be lying.

I always chuckle whenever someone (or when I) say "you too".

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Re: U2 Jokes
« Reply #29 on: October 28, 2015, 05:48:39 PM »
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You are magically transported in time to a locked room.

You notice that you have a gun, but it has ONLY 2 bullets.

With you in the room are Hitler, Bin Laden and Bono - they are all unarmed.

You have a choice to change history.

What do you do?

Answer: Shoot Bono twice just to make sure he's dead.

;-)

That wasn't even funny when it was on The Office 4 years ago.