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Offline Thehorsefly [whinny!]

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Re: The Pie Game
« Reply #45 on: March 30, 2009, 05:10:42 PM »
This thread cracks me up!

How many songs so far have been used?

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Re: The Pie Game
« Reply #46 on: March 30, 2009, 05:31:02 PM »
If I could, yes I would...
If I could, I would... eat more pie.

Surrender...
Watch it bake...   ;D

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Re: The Pie Game
« Reply #47 on: March 30, 2009, 05:32:31 PM »
Stuck in a Vending Machine


I am not afraid, of anyone in this school
There's nothing you can throw at me
Cuz I am just too cool
I'm just trying to find
A little lunch money
Some change that I can give...to the vending company

And you are such a fool
To worry like you do
You've got to stand up straight
Otherwise you'll be late...
The lunch chairs aren't gonna be there, baby!
Chorus:
You've got to get yourself together
The (Apple) Pie is stuck in the vending machine
And it won't come out!
Don't say that later you won't be hungry
Cuz now it's stuck in the vending machine
And it can't come out!

To high part:

And if English class runs over
And if lunch period won't last
And if the bell should ring
Will you be late for class?
It's just a pie...this time will pass!

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Re: The Pie Game
« Reply #48 on: March 30, 2009, 06:03:19 PM »
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You say you want, chocolate on a plate of gold.
You say you want your danish to be warm not cold.
But all the pastries you've made,
all the bakers that you've paid,
When all I want is pie!

lame?  Maybe.  But at least I tried. 

Not lame at all, Yooper!  I think it's brilliant!

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Re: The Pie Game
« Reply #49 on: March 30, 2009, 06:04:58 PM »
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You say you want, chocolate on a plate of gold.
You say you want your danish to be warm not cold.
But all the pastries you've made,
all the bakers that you've paid,
When all I want is pie!

lame?  Maybe.  But at least I tried. 

Not lame at all, Yooper!  I think it's brilliant!

Me too !!!  Sooooo talented! ;)

Offline ElJayVee

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Re: The Pie Game
« Reply #50 on: March 30, 2009, 06:06:47 PM »
Hmmm...must add "Make pie" to my to-do list!

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Re: The Pie Game
« Reply #51 on: March 30, 2009, 09:38:44 PM »
Lemon, pie in the sunlight
Meringue lemon but never in the daylight
Sheís gonna make you pie
Sheís gonna make you whisk up those eggs
When you make pie she bakes her crust from the store

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Re: The Pie Game
« Reply #52 on: March 30, 2009, 11:23:43 PM »
You guys are great! This is the new humor thread.  :D

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Re: The Pie Game
« Reply #53 on: March 31, 2009, 01:15:09 AM »
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16th of June, nine-oh-five, door bell rings,
Man at the door says if I want to eat pie a bit longer,
Thereís three things I need you to know.
Three!

Coming from a long line of
Traveling pie bakers on my motherís side,
I wasnít gonna buy just anyoneís bakery,
So why would I invite a complete stranger to eat my pie?
Would you?

This pie is better than that.
This pie is better than that.

Every day make pie again, and again, then some more.
Every day I have to find the courage
To walk out into the street
With my plate out
Got a pie you canít defeat
Neither down nor out.
Thereís flavors you have that I need,
I can eat.
Eee-eeaaat now.

16th of June, tasty kakes are going up
And Iím cooking up some new key lime custard,
Mm mm good, mm mm good,
Doc says "'nuff pie, you're dying!"
Please!
Nine-oh-nine, Boston cream on the line, my pulse is fine,
But Iím peeling apples like loose electricity.
While the pie in my head does a striptease.

The berries that lies on the other side of pie crust,
The strawberries are great, don't deny it.

Walk out into the street,
Hold your plate out,
The people we meet
Will not be filled up.
Thereís flavors you have that I need,
I can eat.
Eee-eeat now.

We are people borne of pie,
The taste is in our eyes
Gonna eat them like we're proud...

Walk out, into the pecan street
Hold your plate out, hold my plate out
Iíve found pie inside a sound,
I found pie, itís all that I found!
And I can eat.
EEEEEAT now.

That is really really good...now I want pie...


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Re: The Pie Game
« Reply #54 on: March 31, 2009, 01:19:36 AM »
My Viva La Pie is far more superioir to your feeble attempts to make pie lyrics  ;D

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Re: The Pie Game
« Reply #55 on: March 31, 2009, 01:20:39 AM »
Nah the winner is evel!  ;D


*hands over trophy*

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Re: The Pie Game
« Reply #56 on: March 31, 2009, 01:22:51 AM »
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I've made more Pie Lyrics than you have!

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Re: The Pie Game
« Reply #57 on: March 31, 2009, 01:24:04 AM »
its ok the game shall continue! bye, lesson calls!  ;D

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Re: The Pie Game
« Reply #58 on: March 31, 2009, 01:29:31 AM »
WHY HAVE I NOT DISCOVERED THIS THREAD EARLIER?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?  >:(

Seriously, I was crying with laughter!  :D

I'll be back....

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Re: The Pie Game
« Reply #59 on: March 31, 2009, 01:30:20 AM »
Have you tried playing the song on your speakers and sing these lyrics instead  :D


I had weird looks from my family  :D