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Yes or No

Yes
4 (14.3%)
No
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Hell Yeah! I'd smother myself with ketchup!
15 (53.6%)
No way! I'd starve to death before chomping on myself
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Author Topic: If You Were a Hot Dog, And You Were Starving, Would You Eat Yourself?  (Read 8425 times)

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Revolver7

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I'd totally go for it!  8)



Mysterious Ways

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Firstly, I LOL'd when I read this.

Secondly, yes. Yes I would.

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OK now I have heard everything!!!!!!!! This poll takes the cake ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
And for the record, I'd starve before I'd ever eat myself LOL  :D!

Revolver7

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The way I figure, I could first start by eating my bun...and, then I could start actually eating the hot dog part of me.

If I survived, I could always have surgery to make myself whole again!

Can a Hot Dog grow back? Like a regenerating ability, or something like that?

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Does a hot dog have lips? 

Thus I would be unable to eat myself.

On a side note, my son's boy scout troop was learning knife and axe safety today and the instructor actually used a hot dog as a surrogate finger to demonstrate how easily you could get cut if you are not safe.  The axe then proceeds to chop the "finger" off and 1/2 rolls on the ground.  My son's comment - "when you are done, can I eat that?"  :P

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Does a hot dog have lips? 

Thus I would be unable to eat myself.

On a side note, my son's boy scout troop was learning knife and axe safety today and the instructor actually used a hot dog as a surrogate finger to demonstrate how easily you could get cut if you are not safe.  The axe then proceeds to chop the "finger" off and 1/2 rolls on the ground.  My son's comment - "when you are done, can I eat that?"  :P

My son is in scouting EdgeUK8 and they just learned that stuff too. I could so see him saying the very same thing!!!!!

shockdocta22

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Well if you eat yourself, dont you die anyway ::)

Revolver7

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Well if you eat yourself, dont you die anyway ::)

Not if you ration yourself out very carefully... ;D

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Well if you eat yourself, dont you die anyway ::)

Not if you ration yourself out very carefully... ;D

If you put it that way....pass the mustard!

Revolver7

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What I'm wondering is, do hot dogs have arms and legs? Or do they roll around to get to their destination?

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You guys are crazy!

Eating yourself as a hot dog??

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

daveyg

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If you a hotdog, you'd be in a bowl with other hotdogs. I'd nibble on a few of the hotdogs beside me! Means no-one has to be eaten in their entirity and Id have a bit of company!

liam02

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third option ;) :P

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 ::)  No wonder the mods want to kill us sometimes!   :D

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At least when I eat myself, I die doing what I love most :P