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Hell Yeah! I'd smother myself with ketchup!
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No way! I'd starve to death before chomping on myself
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Author Topic: If You Were a Hot Dog, And You Were Starving, Would You Eat Yourself?  (Read 8430 times)

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Offline Dark Angel

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a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato are all walking down a road, when all of a sudden baby tomato starts lagging behind, daddy tomato goes over to him, squishes him and says ketchup!  :P

hehe erm I would go for it!

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No....

....How can a hot dog starve? It's already meat from a dead animal(s).

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a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato are all walking down a road, when all of a sudden baby tomato starts lagging behind, daddy tomato goes over to him, squishes him and says ketchup!  :P

hehe erm I would go for it!

...daddy says to him "Catch up, or you'll be ketchup"  ::)

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a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato are all walking down a road, when all of a sudden baby tomato starts lagging behind, daddy tomato goes over to him, squishes him and says ketchup!  :P

hehe erm I would go for it!

...daddy says to him "Catch up, or you'll be ketchup"  ::)

I didn't realize this was amateur hour.  ::)

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a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato are all walking down a road, when all of a sudden baby tomato starts lagging behind, daddy tomato goes over to him, squishes him and says ketchup!  :P

hehe erm I would go for it!

...daddy says to him "Catch up, or you'll be ketchup"  ::)

I didn't realize this was amateur hour.  ::)

I was told it was just Ketchup!  ::)

Boom Cha! its a shame you cant see the finger I am holding up!  :P LOL just kidding, I like amateur humour!

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Trying to up that post count?

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No....

....How can a hot dog starve? It's already meat from a dead animal(s).

Come on Boom Cha, be a bit more open minded!  :D

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If my life would consist of staying still in a jar of brine, I think I may eat myself. But I'd apply some kind of numbing agent to take the pain away. Plus I'd need ketchup.

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No....

....How can a hot dog starve? It's already meat from a dead animal(s).

I wouldn't bet on there being any meat content in hotdogs. Not the ones I buy out of Lidl anyway  :P

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I voted for the self-smothering option.  ;D

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I voted for the self-smothering option.  ;D

Me too!  :D

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Well heck, I don't win either way. I either die from starvation or I die from eating myself. Think I'd starve. Sounds less painful. :)

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No! I won't eat myself BUT I would offer up myself to be eaten. Someone mentioned earlier something about die doing what they love best  :D


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I woul eat enough of myself to survive. There's a short story by Stephen King about a dude who gets stranded on an island and keeps eating pieces of himself until he dies.  It was gruesome.

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I woul eat enough of myself to survive. There's a short story by Stephen King about a dude who gets stranded on an island and keeps eating pieces of himself until he dies.  It was gruesome.

I had nightmares about that story!