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Offline Nielsen

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Komputer Problems? Komplain here!
« on: April 29, 2009, 10:35:24 AM »
I have a severe komputer hatred...itis :P It constantly fails and blue screens (which is something Windows 98 normally do not Vista TT_TT !!). I wish for a slick and smooth Mac, where komputer failure is far minimal than Mr. Gates' failure komputers _

Anywho, begin komputer komplaints here!
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Offline u2yooper

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Re: Komputer Problems? Complain here!
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2009, 12:51:00 PM »
Don't you mean:  Komplain Here?

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Re: Komputer Problems? Complain here!
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2009, 01:09:08 PM »
But of course - how silly of me!

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Re: Komputer Problems? Komplain here!
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2009, 10:38:42 PM »
My komputer likes to krash when I try to run a slideshow on OpenOffice Impress. I wish I had PowerPoint.

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Re: Komputer Problems? Komplain here!
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2009, 11:32:53 PM »
My work komputer network/web page got hacked recently.  I lost about 2 weeks worth of stuff I posted there.  Fortunately I make a paper kopy (don't know why I did, but I'm glad I did now).  I am now locked out until the tech guys fix it and sanitize everyone's komputers.

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Re: Komputer Problems? Komplain here!
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2009, 01:38:10 AM »
I have one. My father. Konputer hater for years untill he discovered its powers. Now I get calls from him wondering how he puts an attachment to a "fax maily thing" or "why oh why doesnt the letter print?" (Is the printer on? Oh you have to do that everytime?). Needless to say, he only ever times his tech questions during some two year old cry session at my house or just as Im rushing off to work when late or the likes.

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Re: Komputer Problems? Komplain here!
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2009, 02:22:02 AM »
my dad threw his out the window!  :P

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Re: Komputer Problems? Komplain here!
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2009, 04:11:28 AM »
hahahahaha. I'd nearly throw my dad's one out the window for him. Spare him the hassle and save me the phonecalls!

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Re: Komputer Problems? Komplain here!
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2009, 04:41:27 AM »
I tried to batter my laptop with a branch - Fawlty style :P

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Re: Komputer Problems? Komplain here!
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2009, 04:50:55 AM »
Oh yes - Ive had a few of those Basil moments with my laptop

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Re: Komputer Problems? Komplain here!
« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2009, 07:18:04 AM »
I think I tried to bite my laptop when it blue screened :P

Ah, good times (!)

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Re: Komputer Problems? Komplain here!
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2009, 07:25:14 AM »
ah the old biting tha laptop....hmmmmmmm........ Your laptop as temprimental as mine?

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Re: Komputer Problems? Komplain here!
« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2009, 07:31:18 AM »
Mine just randomly dies:

Nielsen: [Uses laptop]
Laptop: [To self] I think I'll just take a nap. Let's turn into my blue pyjamas.

Laptop blue screens

Nielsen: !

Nielsen screams in frustration

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Re: Komputer Problems? Komplain here!
« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2009, 07:39:18 AM »
Your laptop isn't full of viruses from over checking out certain sites, now is it? :)

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Re: Komputer Problems? Komplain here!
« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2009, 07:40:44 AM »
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