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Insult the person above you, Shakespeare style!
« on: May 12, 2009, 11:19:30 AM »
Ever tried the Shakespeare Insult Kit?  I used this to teach 8th Graders about Shakespeare, and they loved getting to call each other (and me) by our self-selected insult names in class.  Just choose a word from each column on the website below and have at it.  You get to hit me first!

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Re: Insult the person above you, Shakespeare style!
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2009, 11:22:04 AM »
^ Thou goatish, elf skinned, pigeon-egg. 

 :D ??? Did I do that right?

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Re: Insult the person above you, Shakespeare style!
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2009, 11:23:48 AM »
Good job, thou misbegotten half-faced pignut!   :D

(Edited because we both used "elf-skinned. . ." )
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Re: Insult the person above you, Shakespeare style!
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2009, 11:32:24 AM »
^ Thou fawning dizzy eyed bum bailey!

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Re: Insult the person above you, Shakespeare style!
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2009, 11:35:51 AM »
^ Thou spongy, milk-livered, hugger-mugger

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Re: Insult the person above you, Shakespeare style!
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2009, 11:37:01 AM »
^ Weedy tardy-gaited pigeon-egg!

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Re: Insult the person above you, Shakespeare style!
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2009, 11:37:25 AM »
Oh yeah?  Well you're a pribbling, clay-brained flap-dragon!

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Re: Insult the person above you, Shakespeare style!
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2009, 11:39:42 AM »
*gasps* well you thou art a frothey, fly - bitten, flap-dragon

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Re: Insult the person above you, Shakespeare style!
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2009, 11:40:16 AM »
I am not amused by one's dastardly insults! But my insults are far superior to thou's insignificant intelligence because thou puny fly-bitten dewberry!

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Re: Insult the person above you, Shakespeare style!
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2009, 11:42:49 AM »
Thou cannot use such language coz I used it first, so you can fob off you wimpled lily-livered, blind-worm

 

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Re: Insult the person above you, Shakespeare style!
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2009, 11:44:56 AM »
Thou sir are one of the most disgustingly Hitler-esque people one has ever met! Thou mangled rude-growing barnacle!

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Re: Insult the person above you, Shakespeare style!
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2009, 02:27:09 PM »
Shakespeare would be ashamed of ye, ye mewling, dizzy-eyed, fustilarians!

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Re: Insult the person above you, Shakespeare style!
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2009, 03:07:16 PM »
Thou hast a pants name..be gone and be shameful...!

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Re: Insult the person above you, Shakespeare style!
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2009, 05:19:28 PM »
It's not Shakespeare, but what the heck: I blow my nose at you, you English pig-dogs, sons of a silly person!



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Re: Insult the person above you, Shakespeare style!
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2009, 05:51:01 PM »
^thou is thought to be a gal