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Offline Midnight is Where the Day Begins

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Welcome to the Addiction Agency
« on: September 16, 2009, 01:45:19 PM »
We have 6 branches

Alizee
Bono
Edge
Adam
Larry.

or just Neutral

Choose a position and a branch
 ;D


Pay

All employees get free healthcare benefits, as my previous job as Olive oil inspector gave me a ton of $$

Receptionist (EAA)- 200k
President (BAA) or (ACAA)- 350k
Court Jester (BAA)- 180k-190k
Supreme Chancellor (BAA)- 350k-400k
Artist (Neutral)- 170k(Flat) 10-30k extra (work dependent)
Percussion Inspector (LAA)- 190-200k
Scientist- (BAA)- 170k(Flat) 20-30k extra (work dependent)

Bonuses can range from 10k- 500k  ;D

Motto

Using our Addictions for Positive Matters!
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Re: Welcome to the Addiction Agency
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2009, 01:46:41 PM »
And you must fill this form

Name:
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Position:
Why?:

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Re: Welcome to the Addiction Agency
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2009, 01:47:50 PM »
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I have nothing to fear. It will never reach the heights of the KKINK!

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Re: Welcome to the Addiction Agency
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2009, 01:48:03 PM »
Name: Bonoffee
Branch: BONOOOO<3<3
Position: Um...*refrains from saying what she thinks* President ;D
Why?: Bono<3<3<3<3<3 :-*

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Re: Welcome to the Addiction Agency
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2009, 01:48:55 PM »
Band member addictions.

I can get all the Bono/Larry/Edge/Adam Girls to join.

And the Alizee guys  ;D

Bonoffee... accepted.

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Re: Welcome to the Addiction Agency
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2009, 01:49:32 PM »
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Band member addictions.

I can get all the Bono/Larry/Edge/Adam Girls to join.

And the Alizee guys  ;D

Bonoffee... accepted.

LOL

You don't even have your own secretary like I did :D

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Re: Welcome to the Addiction Agency
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2009, 01:50:04 PM »
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Band member addictions.

I can get all the Bono/Larry/Edge/Adam Girls to join.

And the Alizee guys  ;D

Bonoffee... accepted.

LOL

You don't even have your own secretary like I did :D

That's my secondary job  ;)

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Re: Welcome to the Addiction Agency
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2009, 01:50:23 PM »
WOOHOO!!

*cuddles Bono* :-*

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Re: Welcome to the Addiction Agency
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2009, 01:50:56 PM »
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Band member addictions.

I can get all the Bono/Larry/Edge/Adam Girls to join.

And the Alizee guys  ;D

Bonoffee... accepted.

The recession PWNS you :D
LOL

You don't even have your own secretary like I did :D

That's my secondary job  ;)

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Re: Welcome to the Addiction Agency
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2009, 01:51:33 PM »
Name: monicalea aka problem child
Branch: Judging by my PhotoBucket account Bono
Position: Court Jester
Why?: Isn't it obvious?

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Re: Welcome to the Addiction Agency
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2009, 01:52:15 PM »
I love you, Monica! :D :-*

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Re: Welcome to the Addiction Agency
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2009, 01:52:50 PM »
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Name: monicalea aka problem child
Branch: Judging by my PhotoBucket account Bono
Position: Court Jester
Why?: Isn't it obvious?

Hm...

Accepted, do as BC did!

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Re: Welcome to the Addiction Agency
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2009, 02:00:13 PM »
SWEET!

Jumps in the tub with Bono

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« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2009, 02:01:05 PM »
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SWEET!

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You need your [BAA Court Jester] next to your name.

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Re: Welcome to the Addiction Agency
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2009, 02:07:03 PM »
Sorry, I got all preoccupied *cough* looking for the soap, I'll go fix that now.