@U2 Forum

U2 => General U2 Discussion => Topic started by: satellitedog01 on November 15, 2010, 11:06:46 AM

Title: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGANS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: satellitedog01 on November 15, 2010, 11:06:46 AM
It's an exciting time again in U2 land. About 3-4 recording projects and two legs of touring in the coming months, and this has again divided opinion on what U2 should and shouldn't be doing with their creativity.
I think we need a thread for all the well meaning (=OBSESSED!!!) agitators (I sometimes fall in this cathegory, I admit) and "know-it-all-and-better" mentalistas who have one or more idea for the future of U2.

I started this thread strictly for fun
, to collect insane and funny pieces of advice, demands and commandments (somewhat like the lyrics to Numb, but don't be negative all the time kids).

Go crazy, up with the banners and cardboard signs, LET'S DREAM OUT LOUD!!!


Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: satellitedog01 on November 15, 2010, 11:08:02 AM
SELL THE SUBMARINE, HALT THE NOSEDIVE!!!
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: kango on November 15, 2010, 01:36:23 PM
I've borrowed this from Brian Eno's Oblique Strategies:

WORK AT A DIFFERENT SPEED
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: satellitedog01 on November 15, 2010, 01:42:51 PM
IT'S NOT A MOUNTAIN, IT'S AN ALBUM!

Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: Drummer Boy on November 15, 2010, 01:50:25 PM
Ok, sat... Here it is... My advice for U2's next steps:

Let Edge sing a song on the album, it's been a long time...
Take the time to make a great video (that means a great idea, not just an expensive one...)
Quit smoking again, the four of you... we deserve your best!  ;D
Give us a double album, not an E.P.
Bring the joy back... NLOTH was great, but it did make me wanna jump off a building...
Play Acrobat, mates... can't you hear the deafening sound of your fans asking for it?

That's it for now... What do you think, fellas?  :)
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: satellitedog01 on November 15, 2010, 01:57:32 PM
Good points, but get crazy and try to make them oneliners Noliners!

You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login


Quit smoking again, the four of you... we deserve your best!  ;D

So, you want Lungs a'la Bonolese? :-/ :-)

Some great ideas DB, especially the double album and we are indeed in dire need of a great conceptual video...

I think there were quite a lot of joyous songs on NLOTH though.
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: birdlover on November 15, 2010, 01:57:45 PM
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
Ok, sat... Here it is... My advice for U2's next steps:

Let Edge sing a song on the album, it's been a long time...
Take the time to make a great video (that means a great idea, not just an expensive one...)
Quit smoking again, the four of you... we deserve your best!  ;D
Give us a double album, not an E.P.
Bring the joy back... NLOTH was great, but it did make me wanna jump off a building...
Play Acrobat, mates... can't you hear the deafening sound of your fans asking for it?

That's it for now... What do you think, fellas?  :)

X 1000!
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: InThisHeartland on November 15, 2010, 03:28:59 PM
RESPECT POP
RELEASE MORE MUSIC
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE DVD-AUDIO FORMAT! SURROUND SOUND U2 ALBUMS WOULD SELL AND BE HEAVENLY!!
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: satellitedog01 on November 15, 2010, 03:32:04 PM
NOW WE'RE ROLLING! :-D
C'MON EVERYBODY!

STEP UP, STEP IT UP!
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: lorijane on November 15, 2010, 03:37:38 PM
I demand that U2 play a kick-ass version of Bad at each and every show I go to.  And while we're at it, they can also give me GA tickets, airfare and pay my hotels to at least half a dozen shows of my choice.  Are you listening, boys?
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: eddyjedi on November 15, 2010, 03:40:32 PM
Great thread.

Be more daring
Take more risks
You don't have to be so commercial anymore, you don't need to prove anything
Get more dirty in your RnR and not so poppy
Believe in yourselves
Don't second guess, trust your instincts
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: satellitedog01 on November 15, 2010, 03:45:47 PM
YOU GAVE VIOLINS, WE WANT NERO!!! (figuratively speakin, don't be scared... :-)
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: satellitedog01 on November 15, 2010, 05:01:26 PM
PERFECTION IS ELUSIVE, COHERENCE IS ATTAINABLE!
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: lorijane on November 15, 2010, 05:03:56 PM
Done is better than perfect.
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: lorijane on November 15, 2010, 05:09:03 PM
Taste is the enemy of art.
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: Drummer Boy on November 15, 2010, 05:46:05 PM

DO MORE THAN EXPECTED... NOT THE LEAST YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH...  :D
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: lorijane on November 15, 2010, 05:49:44 PM
Under-promise, over-deliver.  (This is fun!  I can indulge my bossiness!)
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: satellitedog01 on November 15, 2010, 05:57:49 PM
MAKE SURE THERE'S A BETA58 IN FRONT OF YOUR MOUTH BEFORE YOU OPEN IT! :-D yayy!
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: u2kennesaw,ga on November 15, 2010, 05:59:47 PM
HURRY UP ALREADY  :D
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: Midnight is Where the Day Begins on November 15, 2010, 06:20:34 PM
THE EDGE IS ON FIRE
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: satellitedog01 on November 15, 2010, 06:23:37 PM
AND THE WATER IT WAS ICY!
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: Miami66 on November 15, 2010, 06:27:17 PM
Bono grow your hair out


Edge sing on some more songs


Larry and Adam let them release anything
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: Midnight is Where the Day Begins on November 15, 2010, 06:27:21 PM
Do not sing about the following things....

-Moles
-Holes
-Hot Weather
-Butter toast
-Cockatoos
-Chinese Stocks
-Stripteases
-Old Ladies
-Traffic Cops
-Oranges
-Tanks
-Polyester shirts
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: MarsGirl on November 15, 2010, 06:36:09 PM
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
Bono grow your hair out


Edge sing on some more songs


Larry and Adam let them release anything

I agree with his... Bono totally needs to grow his hair out, too.

Next: EXPERIMENT, GUYS!! TRY SOMETHING NEW. AND DONT RUN AWAY FROM WHAT YOU DISCOVER. You don't need to worry about impressing the masses... impress US and the rest will come. (I'm very good at converting people to U2 fans if you give me a chance... so a really good experimental album with great lyrics... let me do the rest.)
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: Inishfree on November 15, 2010, 07:15:22 PM
U2

B-More loves you, hun!
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: linasd on November 16, 2010, 02:50:21 AM
More slapping please.
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: satellitedog01 on November 16, 2010, 03:35:20 AM
OF WHAT!? :-)
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: linasd on November 16, 2010, 03:38:30 AM
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
OF WHAT!? :-)

http://forum.atu2.com/index.php/topic,13641.0.html :D
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: satellitedog01 on November 16, 2010, 04:22:10 AM
WE SAW YOU ADAM SHAKIN' THAT b-ASS
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: dudette on November 16, 2010, 04:27:39 AM
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
Do not sing about the following things....

-Moles
-Holes
-Hot Weather
-Butter toast
-Cockatoos
-Chinese Stocks
-Stripteases
-Old Ladies
-Traffic Cops
-Oranges
-Tanks
-Polyester shirts

-weedkiller
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: Drummer Boy on November 16, 2010, 04:40:40 AM
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
Do not sing about the following things....

-Moles
-Holes
-Hot Weather
-Butter toast
-Cockatoos
-Chinese Stocks
-Stripteases
-Old Ladies
-Traffic Cops
-Oranges
-Tanks
-Polyester shirts

-weedkiller

-Intellectual tortoise (s)
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: TheFlyingLemon on November 16, 2010, 04:51:01 AM
Bono needs to look more like his appearance in Across The Universe more often.
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: satellitedog01 on November 16, 2010, 05:23:55 AM
:-D
BREAK OUT THE TASH, GRINGOS!!!
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: lorijane on November 16, 2010, 05:31:57 AM
Don't let the bastards grind you down.

Always wear your safety belt.
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: TheFlyingLemon on November 16, 2010, 05:32:59 AM
Yeah, dudes.

visitors can't see pics , please You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login or You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: Monicalea on November 16, 2010, 05:46:40 AM
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
Great thread.

Be more daring
Take more risks
You don't have to be so commercial anymore, you don't need to prove anything
Get more dirty in your RnR and not so poppy
Believe in yourselves
Don't second guess, trust your instincts


OK, everyone can stop now. This one is the winner.

Scratch that, I have one more.

Announce all of the dates at once! ALL. OF. THEM.

I'm sick of waiting and wondering what to do with my codes, damn it.
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: satellitedog01 on November 16, 2010, 05:49:52 AM
Monica, this isn't about winning, it's about voicing your opinion!

EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

BRING YOUR IDEAS ON! WRITE THEM SHARP SO THEY SLICE APART THE VEIL OF MEDIOCRITY! :-)
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: Monicalea on November 16, 2010, 05:51:26 AM
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
Monica, this isn't about winning, it's about voicing your opinion!

It's just a figure of speech, honey. Merely a comment on how good I thought the suggestions were.
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: joshtree14 on November 16, 2010, 08:38:34 AM
dear edge, lock your self in a room with just your strat, your delay pedal and your vox and just do what you do best.  Stop trying to be experimental for experimental sake. stop forcing the music. remember when you would have another album out within 2 years, boy, october, war, uf.  4 albums in the span it takes for you to make one now! get back to beautuful chord structures accented by your delay.
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: satellitedog01 on November 16, 2010, 09:22:52 AM
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
Monica, this isn't about winning, it's about voicing your opinion!

It's just a figure of speech, honey. Merely a comment on how good I thought the suggestions were.
Alright, but I was afraid someone might take it seriously, so it became a self fulfilling prophecy of sorts :-)
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: honey_child on November 16, 2010, 10:18:39 AM
Listen to Larry more.  ;D
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: satellitedog01 on November 16, 2010, 10:25:30 AM
DON'T LISTEN TO LARRY AT ALL! WELL... ASIDE FROM DURING SONGS! :-D
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: Miami66 on November 16, 2010, 11:03:28 AM
Bono + Mullet/Long Hair = Success

Unforgettable Fire
Joshua Tree
Rattle and Hum
Achtung Baby
Zooropa
How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb

that easy :)
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: LoveSupreme on November 16, 2010, 11:05:11 AM
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
Bono + Mullet/Long Hair = Success

Unforgettable Fire
Joshua Tree
Rattle and Hum
Achtung Baby
Zooropa
How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb

that easy :)

I think you're on to something & I agree.
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: zooey on November 16, 2010, 11:23:30 AM
I like whoever told them to quit smoking!

I'm going to have to ponder this a bit before posting my own though.
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: satellitedog01 on November 16, 2010, 11:32:13 AM
Whatever you post make it RAAADDD!!! :-)
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: MarsGirl on November 16, 2010, 12:46:11 PM
Didnt someone on a previous thread mention that Bono is like Samson.... he loses his strength whenever he cuts his hair... ;)
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: BonoForPresident on November 16, 2010, 02:12:27 PM
I have been wondering about U2īs tours in the future! How can it get any bigger than the 360 shows? I mean the stage, the view, the lenght? They have outdone them selfes this time! What are they gonna do next....play on the moon? So I thougth what if U2 were to resurrect the ZOO TV tour? Or POPMART? Or even Red Rocks? Making the show exactly like it was back in the day! THAT WOULD BE FREAKING AMAZING!!  :o
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: satellitedog01 on November 16, 2010, 02:20:07 PM
DO NOT REMAKE, REINVENT!
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: Drummer Boy on November 16, 2010, 02:30:32 PM
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
I have been wondering about U2īs tours in the future! How can it get any bigger than the 360 shows? I mean the stage, the view, the lenght? They have outdone them selfes this time! What are they gonna do next....play on the moon? So I thougth what if U2 were to resurrect the ZOO TV tour? Or POPMART? Or even Red Rocks? Making the show exactly like it was back in the day! THAT WOULD BE FREAKING AMAZING!!  :o


YES!    BE THE FIRST BAND TO PLAY ON THE MOON !!
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: kango on November 16, 2010, 03:25:37 PM
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
Do not sing about the following things....

-Moles
-Holes
-Hot Weather
-Butter toast
-Cockatoos
-Chinese Stocks
-Stripteases
-Old Ladies
-Traffic Cops
-Oranges
-Tanks
-Polyester shirts


May I add 'knees' / 'kneeling' / 'being brought to your knees' / 'getting up off your knees' / anything below the upper part of your leg.

I loved the use of 'cockatoo' by the way.
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: vertigo 77 on November 16, 2010, 06:26:44 PM
Just play more Adult Contemporary songs not what my students hear. No riffing with Jay-Z, no gospel sounding tracks, and no Muse like synthesizers. Bono once said NLOTH were too deep for most people because of our diet from pop music. No I don't think so. I just wasn't feeling it.

I want the U2 from the 80's to 90's (except Zooropa)  sound and musicality back because that was when they were their highest level of creativity. I mean Bono even did some solo projects, one being Save the Children cover. A popular song by Marvin Gaye. I think most would agree that they have drawn away from that era not because of the time or fan base but what is popular. I would like for my demand to have an explanation. And one last DEMAND: BONO STOP SAYING AT THE END and DURING THE CONCERTS TO SUPPORT RED, EDUN, AND HOW MUCH WE GAVE YOU A GREAT LIFE AFTER YOU TORE UP WOWY. That made me go more bootleg for more U2 unheard tracks!

There's my 2c...   
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: satellitedog01 on November 17, 2010, 04:06:01 AM
Although I don't agree with dropping gospel stylings and interesting synths, I agree with the "Great life" comment, V77, though there's not much to get on bootlegs anymore...

ANYWAY, I'D LIKE TO ASK EVERYBODY TO TRY AND COME UP WITH CONCISE, SHARP ONE LINERS!

This thread wasn't inteded to become a regular conversation. I'd like to read crystalline thoughts!

Some good ones already, and the ideas are there, so

THANK YOU, and KEEP POSTING!

Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: AchtungPiano on November 17, 2010, 07:02:17 AM
work with Kanye. if he can produce Kid Cudi and Jay-Z, then he can make U2 huge superstars in no time.

also, they should do a song with Lady Gaga or Ke$ha.

AND ADD IN MORE SYNTHS!!!!
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: vertigo 77 on November 17, 2010, 07:19:08 AM
satellitedog01 Get a life! I can say whatever I want and there are a lot on bootlegs around. Duh?! Have u not heard of "opinions" and "discourse"? Oh, I'm sorry that I didn't make you laugh boo-hoo. I wrote a "silly" demand and FYI slogans is spelled this way not slogens. Were you thinking of sloth perhaps? U think just because you created a thread with a silly name to mash up other people point of view? Well I can see in hindsight that you have nothing else to do with time but show deconstruction for those You FEEL DON'T CLICK! Wow U2 and Co. will be really proud of your loyalty and subordination. I do wish Bono will stop saying that at concerts. satellitedog01 maybe needs a time out for their lack of respect towards other people responses. 
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: TheEdgeIn4D~Too much is NOT enough! {T-PEP} on November 17, 2010, 07:25:51 AM
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
Done is better than perfect.

WIN. I agree.  ;D
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: TheEdgeIn4D~Too much is NOT enough! {T-PEP} on November 17, 2010, 07:26:57 AM
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
also, they should do a song with Lady Gaga or Ke$ha.

LMAO! Can you imagine Edge and Lady Gaga!? NO--even better: Larry and Lady Gaga! Oh, AP, I agree with you just so I could see Larry's sourpuss expression. I would die laughing.
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: Bundang Dave on November 17, 2010, 07:27:32 AM
-screw punctuation and paragraph breaks--they're for commercial wannabe's like coldhead and radio play

-WRITE IMPORTANT AND/OR ANGRY LYRICS IN LARGE CAPITAL LETTERS TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS THAT YOU STILL HAVE A CHIP ON YOUR COLLECTIVE SHOULDERS


Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: uffe on November 17, 2010, 07:34:44 AM
Back to basics
Go crazy
Have fun
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: satellitedog01 on November 17, 2010, 08:24:39 AM
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
satellitedog01 Get a life! I can say whatever I want and there are a lot on bootlegs around. Duh?! Have u not heard of "opinions" and "discourse"? Oh, I'm sorry that I didn't make you laugh boo-hoo. I wrote a "silly" demand and FYI slogans is spelled this way not slogens. Were you thinking of sloth perhaps? U think just because you created a thread with a silly name to mash up other people point of view? Well I can see in hindsight that you have nothing else to do with time but show deconstruction for those You FEEL DON'T CLICK! Wow U2 and Co. will be really proud of your loyalty and subordination. I do wish Bono will stop saying that at concerts. satellitedog01 maybe needs a time out for their lack of respect towards other people responses. 

Why so offended Vertigo? I did not attack you at all. I did want to give a guideline to a thread I started, to keep it evolving in the direction I wanted it to follow, for more than a couple of pages. To state some thoughts in a different way for once. I think it would be more fun to read tongue-in-cheek/crazy one liners than the same opinions regurgitated in endless other threads. As for "slogan", in English it is written like that, you're right, it slipped my attention.
Bootlegs? I love bootlegs, have bought a few dozen on CDs 12-10 years ago, and have got some for free since then too. It's just that nowadays, you don't do financial damage to U2 with downloading, as they are free, you don't have to decide on what you spend your money on anymore. Everything cleared up? I don't mind having a different opinion to you at all, and I'm not a fanatic U2 worshipper either.

OK, LET'S MOVE ON!
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGANS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: sw on November 17, 2010, 01:03:51 PM
Adam should take his shirt off at every concert.

And yeah, any smokers should quit.

Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGANS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: Sledge on November 17, 2010, 01:08:24 PM
LOOSE THE BLOODY BEANIE!!!!!!



BONO DON'T YOU EVER, EVER CUT YOUR HAIR!!!!!!!


It's because of that that things like Boots exist
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGANS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: linasd on November 17, 2010, 01:11:04 PM
No way! Keep the beanie!
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGANS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: sw on November 17, 2010, 03:37:41 PM
Don't overthink it.

Don't ask the taxi driver for his opinion. TRUST YOURSELVES.

But, check yourselves if you think you have a theme going. You might not.
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGANS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: Drummer Boy on November 17, 2010, 04:41:35 PM

DON'T LISTEN TO US... DO YOUR OWN THING, ALWAYS !!!

Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGANS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: ayajedi on November 17, 2010, 05:06:35 PM
The Edge should keep his beanie, maybe get a different one for the next leg
Let The Edge sing more songs next album
Get everyone more involved in the songwriting process again. I like it more when Larry & Adam contribute heavily
PLAY ACROBAT LIVE ONSTAGE!!!
Play The Unforgettable Fire again on the next leg!
More drum and bass on the next album please!!!
Bono and The Edge need a good editor especially on the lyrics front

Play The Electric Co!!
Larry should stop smoking and eat some more
Adam in his white pants distract me ;D
Keep Brian Eno out of the studio!!!
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGANS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: jenniferh aka jen on November 17, 2010, 10:00:10 PM
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
Adam should take his shirt off at every concert.

And yeah, any smokers should quit.



I second this!  Maybe they should all take their shirts off at every concert.
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: TheFlyingLemon on November 17, 2010, 11:14:49 PM
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
work with Kanye. if he can produce Kid Cudi and Jay-Z, then he can make U2 huge superstars in no time.

also, they should do a song with Lady Gaga or Ke$ha.

AND ADD IN MORE SYNTHS!!!!

visitors can't see pics , please You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login or You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
 (http://img98.imageshack.us/i/2ed5jqu.gif/)

Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGANS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: Monicalea on November 18, 2010, 01:53:38 PM
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
Adam should take his shirt off at every concert.

And yeah, any smokers should quit.



I second this!  Maybe they should all take their shirts off at every concert.

OMG! I just, well never mind.  :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGENS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: LoveSupreme on November 18, 2010, 02:01:50 PM
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
also, they should do a song with Lady Gaga or Ke$ha.

AND ADD IN MORE SYNTHS!!!!

visitors can't see pics , please You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login or You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
 (http://img98.imageshack.us/i/2ed5jqu.gif/)

Winston! I love him.

Achtung, you are a bold & brave soul for posting that here. I commend you for your courage.

I cant think of anything to suggest.
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGANS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: Bundang Dave on November 18, 2010, 04:23:11 PM
Fear cliche
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGANS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: Kenitai on November 18, 2010, 04:28:27 PM
BE ON THE EDGE !

WATCH MORE 3d TV! ( a modern ZOOTV phrase/slogan  ;) )

EVEN BETTER THAN THE REAL THING! (regard to the 360 tour :D)



Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGANS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: MarsGirl on November 18, 2010, 09:12:36 PM
Everything you know is wrong.
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGANS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: satellitedog01 on November 19, 2010, 03:08:59 AM
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
Everything you know is wrong.

Good one, strange noone's brought it up yet!
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGANS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: MarsGirl on November 19, 2010, 05:02:30 AM
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
Everything you know is wrong.

Good one, strange noone's brought it up yet!

It's my favorite ZooTV slogan. I was surprised no one said it yet either. So I had to throw it in there. ;) Since we were going that direction.
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGANS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: satellitedog01 on November 19, 2010, 08:59:31 AM
:-)
Title: Re: Share your silly DEMANDS, ADVICE, SLOGANS for/about U2 for fun!!!
Post by: JSab on November 20, 2010, 12:36:12 AM
You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

BONO DON'T YOU EVER, EVER CUT YOUR HAIR!!!!!!!


It's because of that that things like Boots exist

XD My thoughts exactly.

They should release Songs Of Ascent, regardless of how much of a "failure" NLOTH was, Soon and Winter are awesome songs! So an album full of that sort of stuff would've been nice...

Dont get Wil.I.Am to help out - I can see it failing so miserably!

But I have good hopes for their Dangermouse album - I think it should hit the spot right