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Title: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: imaginary friend on July 24, 2013, 03:32:32 PM
It can't be any worse or any more wrong than the ones cluttering up this forum already.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: horizon on July 24, 2013, 03:42:17 PM
The album comes out November 12 of this year. My aunt's cousin's girlfriend's sister's father's brother said so. It will be called "We have a Code Zero in Manhattan Because The Songs Refused to Ascend as They Don't Have Ten Reasons To Exist" and abbreviated as: WHACZIMBTSRTAATDHTRTE
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Post by: zootv on July 24, 2013, 03:46:24 PM
This has already been happening around here for at least the last 6 months.
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Post by: codeguy on July 24, 2013, 04:05:26 PM
There will be five albums, one EP and a free diet coke with every physical CD purchase
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: Quenchable Thirst on July 24, 2013, 04:10:53 PM
Edge will not be on fire in this album.

* waits patiently while stroking nonexistent beard for this rumor to spread *
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: MASTER YODA on July 24, 2013, 04:29:06 PM
Bono raps in the new album after exploring his swag when performing "Moment of Surrender" last tour.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: Saint1322 on July 24, 2013, 04:30:18 PM
Two shows in Atlanta, one in Nashville. That's all I would need, really. They can handle the rest. :)
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Post by: BorneOfSound on July 24, 2013, 05:09:11 PM
Morgan Freeman is narrating the new U2 album.
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Post by: Quenchable Thirst on July 24, 2013, 05:21:11 PM
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Morgan Freeman is narrating the new U2 album.

I love it.

"And here comes a guitar... hmm, yeah, listen to that, nice... now watch out for the chorus."
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Post by: ZooClothes on July 24, 2013, 05:36:42 PM
U2 will perform songs from the Million Dollar Hotel and Turn off the Dark.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: codeguy on July 24, 2013, 06:22:48 PM
It will feature ten duets. The Chris Martin one is the lead single, but the lady gaga crossover steals the show.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: lorijane on July 24, 2013, 07:12:41 PM
If there's gonna be a free soft drink with each album, it would have to be coke zero and not diet coke.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: BorneOfSound on July 25, 2013, 06:50:48 AM
"I wish I could say that Larry Mullen Jr. sang 'Dirty Old Town' as a hidden track on this album but I cannot. It seems as though the band secretly cut that on the last day of recording after the drummer had left. Bono mumbled something about only letting Larry sing on shows near the end of long tours."
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: smee on July 25, 2013, 07:09:48 AM
The Manhattan, Ten Reasons To Exist, Code Zero tour will kick off on February 31st 2013 in Brigadoon, Scotland, in the Village hall
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Post by: singnomore on July 25, 2013, 10:55:14 AM

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The Manhattan, Ten Reasons To Exist, Code Zero tour will kick off on February 31st 2013 in Brigadoon, Scotland, in the Village hall

Aye that works for me!!


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Post by: jenniferh aka jen on July 25, 2013, 11:08:21 AM
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Morgan Freeman is narrating the new U2 album.

Morgan Freeman makes everything better
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: marvgadgie on July 25, 2013, 11:31:53 AM
The album has already been released but under a different bands name. There's a prize for the first person to find it.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: Smithy on July 25, 2013, 11:39:17 AM
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The album comes out November 12 of this year. My aunt's cousin's girlfriend's sister's father's brother said so. It will be called "We have a Code Zero in Manhattan Because The Songs Refused to Ascend as They Don't Have Ten Reasons To Exist" and abbreviated as: WHACZIMBTSRTAATDHTRTE

haha that is brilliant ;D
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: hrsan on July 25, 2013, 11:39:59 AM
The tour will only include songs from the new album and Pop.  Streets will be the encore.
A reunited R.E.M. will open for all shows.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: an tha on July 25, 2013, 11:49:29 AM
The album is called @u2 and the songs are dedicated to posters here, songs include 'with or without droo' and 'all because of m2'. . . And 'the 360 tour was seen by 7.2m worldwide and here are all the attendance figures which prove it was the greatest tour ever beyond any doubt'. . .
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: Tumbling Dice on July 25, 2013, 01:03:40 PM
The new songs are melodies from the Milky Way.

Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: DKT on July 25, 2013, 02:58:04 PM
Spider-man himself will make guest appearances during the tour, and may even attempt to steal the mic away from Bono.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: HisFlyness on July 25, 2013, 03:08:26 PM
Edge has signed an under the table contract with Paul McGuiness to always have de facto say in what song will be first single.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: imaginary friend on July 25, 2013, 08:01:47 PM
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The album has already been released but under a different bands name. There's a prize for the first person to find it.

I like this one.  :)
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: imaginary friend on August 01, 2013, 08:47:40 AM
18 days.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: ZooClothes on August 01, 2013, 10:22:24 AM
The final song on the album will be sung by Adam, bassed by Larry, guitarred by Bono, and drummed by Edge.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: connorfin22 on August 01, 2013, 12:06:32 PM
For the next tour, they will be performing on an "old beer crate"
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: missey on August 01, 2013, 12:22:07 PM
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For the next tour, they will be performing on an "old beer crate"


LOL!!!  A great line by Adam!

Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: an tha on August 01, 2013, 02:30:24 PM
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The final song on the album will be sung by Adam, bassed by Larry, guitarred by Bono, and drummed by Edge.

Would probably be better than most of the songs on their last 3 albums
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Post by: Nanda360 on August 01, 2013, 04:18:22 PM
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18 days.

Frightening if it was true. Iím not prepared yet  ???
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Post by: imaginary friend on August 02, 2013, 08:50:29 AM
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18 days.

Frightening if it was true. Iím not prepared yet  ???

17 days.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: Starman on August 02, 2013, 10:53:26 AM
On the next tour, during Bullet the Blue Sky, Chris Martin will be tied to a stage prop while Bono throws eggs at him. "100! *throw* 200! *throw*"
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: imaginary friend on August 03, 2013, 06:39:43 AM
16 days.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: flopro on August 03, 2013, 07:07:12 AM
U2's support group for there tour will be a U2 cover band...
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: Nanda360 on August 03, 2013, 09:39:17 AM
there will be no new album and no new tour.

Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: flopro on August 03, 2013, 09:42:56 AM
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there will be no new album and no new tour.

 :o
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Post by: Nanda360 on August 03, 2013, 09:57:41 AM
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there will be no new album and no new tour.

 :o

it makes me calmer than the days count. hey imaginary friend, this was for you ;D
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Post by: flopro on August 03, 2013, 10:02:20 AM
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it makes me calmer than the days count. hey imaginary friend, this was for you ;D

I would die if U2 said on there next tour on stage "Well guys, were sorry to say this is the end" NOOOOOOO!!!

Wait... I'm not imaginary!
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: Nanda360 on August 03, 2013, 10:22:04 AM
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it makes me calmer than the days count. hey imaginary friend, this was for you ;D

I would die if U2 said on there next tour on stage "Well guys, were sorry to say this is the end" NOOOOOOO!!!

Wait... I'm not imaginary!

Sorry! I didn't mean you're imaginary ::)  That was to a member called imaginaryfriend.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: Runtmg on August 03, 2013, 12:42:58 PM
In an attempt to recapture the magic of Red Rocks and War, Under the Blood Red Sky 2 will be released in November. 

Bono who's ultra seriousness in the the original video release was marked by really serious looks will take to striking Edge in this make-or-break concert.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: Legrosbob on August 03, 2013, 10:08:59 PM
Jay-Z will sing on the first single...

Source: Larry's dog
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: Starman on August 04, 2013, 07:48:58 AM

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Jay-Z will sing on the first single...

Source: Larry's dog

I tryst Larry's dog before Bono. ;)
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: imaginary friend on August 04, 2013, 07:51:03 AM
15 days.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: flopro on August 04, 2013, 08:04:08 AM
There first music video will see the band placed into old music videos of themselves, playing next to each other comparing how far the band has come.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: an tha on August 04, 2013, 05:32:28 PM
Track listing has been leaked

1. Relevancy
2. Re -applying for the Job, again.
3. This one has the lead singer of Coldplay on it - Radio will love it.
4. Relevancy Part 2.
5. Mercy (The Popmart remix)
6. Please play this on the Radio.
7. Tax Efficient
8. Relevancy Part 3
9. Peace on Earth 2014
10. Lillywashed
11. Boy falls from the North Star and lands upon a Breaking Wave.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: Legrosbob on August 04, 2013, 09:48:34 PM
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There first music video will see the band placed into old music videos of themselves, playing next to each other comparing how far the band has come.

Like the Window In The Skies video?  ::)
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: imaginary friend on August 05, 2013, 08:16:16 AM
14 days.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: Quenchable Thirst on August 05, 2013, 04:23:40 PM
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First of all:

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Second of all, I sincerely hope you have a big surprise planned for us in 2 weeks. High expectations.
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Post by: flopro on August 06, 2013, 05:47:24 AM
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There first music video will see the band placed into old music videos of themselves, playing next to each other comparing how far the band has come.

Like the Window In The Skies video?  ::)

Yes.... But better....  ???
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: imaginary friend on August 07, 2013, 06:34:21 AM
12 days.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: imaginary friend on August 08, 2013, 08:48:03 AM
11 days.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: Starman on August 08, 2013, 06:46:59 PM

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You better be careful. Some lame news site might pick up your countdown and take it as news. ;)
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Post by: Quenchable Thirst on August 08, 2013, 08:20:05 PM
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omgomgomgomgomg
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Post by: Tarahumara on August 08, 2013, 11:41:25 PM
New album will be called, "All That You CAN Leave Behind". I know, that was lame. Waiting for my 2-year-old to go to sleep.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: imaginary friend on August 09, 2013, 12:40:52 AM
10 days.
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Post by: Quenchable Thirst on August 09, 2013, 06:55:04 PM
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omgomgomgomgomgOMGOMGOMGOMG
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: mdmomof7 on August 09, 2013, 07:19:21 PM
U2 will do a surprise concert at the Edun Collection runway show this September at NY Fashion Week.

Larry was not on board until recently as he wanted his mates to sing at the premiere of his latest film. Details coming soon . . . The Guardian UK
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Post by: imaginary friend on August 11, 2013, 12:08:20 PM
9 days.
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Post by: imaginary friend on August 11, 2013, 11:33:13 PM
8 days.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: jick on August 11, 2013, 11:41:07 PM
"We have been around over three decades but this is our best work yet," said lead singer Bono. "The Edge has reinvented the guitar with sounds we never knew existed. Larry has turned back the clock and is drumming with the urgency of a teenager but with the sophistication of an elder statement. Adam is the glue holding them together."

"Bono has found the fountain of youth. He has gotten his falsetto back and you will see it in this record, while he is belting those high notes with an incredible tone and control," said longtime friend Gavin Friday.

"We have had many albums in the past, some good and some iffy, but this one is the first we are going to stake our life, limb, and reputation for.  After over 30 years together as a band, we will that we can finally call this our own album.  This is our first and only self-titled album.  That's how much be believe in it.  It will just be called U2," said Bono.

"On the interactive site, we are going to assault social media and improve our website content and the timing of the delivery," said drummer Larry Mullen Jr. "The fans have always felt this intimacy with us onstage even in a stadium setting, but this time we are taking it to them in their computers, smartphones, and gadgets," he added.

Cheers,

J
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Post by: Starman on August 12, 2013, 06:05:31 AM
Plot twist: the album will actually be their worst yet
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Post by: horizon on August 12, 2013, 07:36:31 AM
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Plot twist: the album will actually be their worst yet
Plot twist: Bono and Edge are actually the same person and start a fight club in promotion for the new album.
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Post by: codeguy on August 12, 2013, 10:01:35 AM
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11 days.

You better be careful. Some lame news site might pick up your countdown and take it as news. ;)
You mean like Rolling Stone? :-)
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Post by: codeguy on August 12, 2013, 10:02:06 AM
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There first music video will see the band placed into old music videos of themselves, playing next to each other comparing how far the band has come.

Like the Window In The Skies video?  ::)
I like that idea!!!!!
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Post by: eddyjedi on August 12, 2013, 04:37:11 PM
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"We have been around over three decades but this is our best work yet," said lead singer Bono. "The Edge has reinvented the guitar with sounds we never knew existed. Larry has turned back the clock and is drumming with the urgency of a teenager but with the sophistication of an elder statement. Adam is the glue holding them together."

"Bono has found the fountain of youth. He has gotten his falsetto back and you will see it in this record, while he is belting those high notes with an incredible tone and control," said longtime friend Gavin Friday.

"We have had many albums in the past, some good and some iffy, but this one is the first we are going to stake our life, limb, and reputation for.  After over 30 years together as a band, we will that we can finally call this our own album.  This is our first and only self-titled album.  That's how much be believe in it.  It will just be called U2," said Bono.

"On the interactive site, we are going to assault social media and improve our website content and the timing of the delivery," said drummer Larry Mullen Jr. "The fans have always felt this intimacy with us onstage even in a stadium setting, but this time we are taking it to them in their computers, smartphones, and gadgets," he added.

Cheers,

J
this might be the only time I want to hear more from jick
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: Executioner on August 12, 2013, 04:43:16 PM
The album will feature Chris Martin,and Jay z ,Edge will have a lead vocal,and it will also  be released on a USB  key featuring extra tracks,and could get a bowie/radiohead type release ,ie no notice,and the tour will be indoors only,for the first year,with multiple setlists ,also a quick follow up in the summer of 2014,it's an imaginary scenario right?
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: THRILLHO on August 12, 2013, 06:09:40 PM
I wish some of these rumors were real
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: Starman on August 12, 2013, 09:55:08 PM
The album is already available. It's sitting on a USB drive in a subway station in Manhattan.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: mdmomof7 on August 12, 2013, 11:36:48 PM
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The album is already available. It's sitting on a USB drive in a subway station in Manhattan.

First one to find it gets . . .
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Post by: imaginary friend on August 13, 2013, 12:19:26 AM
7 days.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: spooked1oo on August 13, 2013, 12:50:48 AM
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Anyone else think of that creepy whisper in "The Ring" when you heard this?
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Post by: Starman on August 13, 2013, 07:01:46 AM

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Anyone else think of that creepy whisper in "The Ring" when you heard this?

Lol
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Post by: Quenchable Thirst on August 13, 2013, 06:42:46 PM
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omgomgomgomgomgOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
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Post by: Taco on August 13, 2013, 10:09:32 PM
The new album is going to be called "Tacos in Space."  Here is the album cover.

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Post by: ZooClothes on August 13, 2013, 10:11:58 PM
I cannot stop LOLing to every taco pic I've seen.

"You, Too......Will Eat Tacos"
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Post by: Quenchable Thirst on August 14, 2013, 03:37:28 AM
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The new album is going to be called "Tacos in Space."  Here is the album cover.

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Name your inside source now. >:(
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Post by: imaginary friend on August 14, 2013, 09:11:34 AM
6 days.
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Post by: mdmomof7 on August 14, 2013, 09:22:15 AM
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^
This is actually being widely reported now -
http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/11/showbiz/music/summer-concerts-expensive/index.html?hpt=en_bn5
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Post by: codeguy on August 14, 2013, 09:54:08 AM
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^
This is actually being widely reported now -
http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/11/showbiz/music/summer-concerts-expensive/index.html?hpt=en_bn5
Huh? U2 is not mentioned in that article.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: codeguy on August 14, 2013, 10:02:01 AM
You heard it here first! In a bid to out-do Green Days three new album releases last year ("°Uno!", "°Dos!", "°Trť!"), U2 has FOUR new albums coming out.

They are called....get ready for it.....

Uno, Dos, Tres, Catorce!
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Post by: Taco on August 14, 2013, 10:13:15 AM
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The new album is going to be called "Tacos in Space."  Here is the album cover.

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Name your inside source now. >:(

My father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate knows U2.
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Post by: mdmomof7 on August 14, 2013, 10:39:31 AM
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^
This is actually being widely reported now -
http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/11/showbiz/music/summer-concerts-expensive/index.html?hpt=en_bn5
Huh? U2 is not mentioned in that article.

I thought we were making things up?  8)
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Post by: Quenchable Thirst on August 14, 2013, 06:17:13 PM
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Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: imaginary friend on August 15, 2013, 07:46:04 AM
5 days.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: U2OnceAgain on August 15, 2013, 03:30:24 PM
"U2's new album will be a big departure from their previous releases. This will be a new fresh sound of some of our old favorite sounds. It sounds like Punk Raggae on Uranus"

There will be 5 versions released.

1. "The casual fan version", this includes the CD with a 12 track listing, no liner notes or insert.
2. "The I am too a U2 Fan version", this will include the 12 track listing plus an added rare recording of "I Will Follow" recorded in Bono's vacation home in Ethiopia just for this release.
3. "No I am a real fan you are not version", this includes everything above but also comes with an arm sling just like the one Larry Mullins Jr wears on various tours when his old arms are just getting too tired.
4. The Europe VS. US Version, this includes live tracks from both the European and US tours for the past 30 years so fans can fight out WHO made U2 the most famous and WHO has a right to know what is best for U2.
5. The Super Deluxe, Ultra-Rare, Uber steamer trunk version. Only 1,000,000 of these will be made. The set includes, a steamer trunk with the U2 logo printed on it, just like the tour cases. The new CD with the 12 tracks and previously unreleased alternate versions of the songs on the Cd's. A U2 postcard signed by all 4 band members while vacationing in Des Moines Iowa. A lock of Bono's hair from the mullet era (pre-dye job), a lock of Edges hair from when he had hair (extremely limited supply), a close up picture of Adam from the Actung Baby cover art, the real real U2 fans will know what picture is being referenced here, a discarded cigarette butt once smoked by Larry (supplies are limited).
Also included are 4 VIP passes to get access to purchase tickets the day they go on sale to the general public.

But wait, if you buy right now you will also receive a 2nd Super Deluxe, Ultra-Rare, Uber steamer trunk version absolutely FREE, (just pay separate shipping and handling)!!!!!!!!!!

Track Listing:
1)   Sometimes you can make it on your own.
2)   I finally found what I was looking for.
3)   Monday Achy Monday
4)   I have to follow, since I am old now and can't keep up.
5)   Lumbago!!!!!!
6)   Get on Your Comfy Shoes.
7)   No Line on my Bifocals
8)   Stuck in a Movement you can't get out of
9)   Lack of Bladder Control
10) New Years Early Evening, kind of at dusk
11) No Longer as good as the real thing
12) Stay (faraway, I have gas)

Bonus Hidden Track: I Fall Down (and I can't get up)
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Post by: ZooClothes on August 15, 2013, 04:02:43 PM
This is epic funny.

Just change 9) to Lack of Bladder Control and it's perfect.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: Quenchable Thirst on August 15, 2013, 07:10:12 PM
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5 days.

omgomgomgomgomgOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: U2OnceAgain on August 16, 2013, 10:05:51 AM
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This is epic funny.

Just change 9) to Lack of Bladder Control and it's perfect.

Made the change I thought of that after I finished the post. Glad you got my sense of humor.
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Post by: codeguy on August 16, 2013, 10:30:17 AM
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This is epic funny.

Just change 9) to Lack of Bladder Control and it's perfect.

Made the change I thought of that after I finished the post. Glad you got my sense of humor.
I always thought a parody of "40" called "60" would be funny. "I still sing, sing the old songs....I still sing, sing the old songs....How long?"....then Bono forgets the lyric!
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: U2OnceAgain on August 16, 2013, 12:56:26 PM
That would be funny.

The new tour name was just announced

The U2, "Till our backs give out tour".
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Post by: flopro on August 16, 2013, 04:08:20 PM
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The U2, "Till our backs give out tour".

I can actually see U2 having this as there tour name, let's be honest they've always been able to laugh at themselves anyway!
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: imaginary friend on August 17, 2013, 08:37:45 AM
3 days.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: imaginary friend on August 18, 2013, 12:20:44 PM
2 days.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: Quenchable Thirst on August 18, 2013, 09:12:53 PM
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2 days.

omgomgomgomgomgOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

Seriously though, something big is gonna happen this week. 8)
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: imaginary friend on August 19, 2013, 07:52:39 AM
1 more day.
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Post by: Quenchable Thirst on August 19, 2013, 08:19:24 PM
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1 more day.

Heart's pounding. Palm's are sweating. Mom's spaghetti.

Seriously, something shocking better happen tomorrow, or I'll ask the mods to ban you for good, imaginary friend. FOR GOOD. >:(
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: horizon on August 19, 2013, 09:36:55 PM
WHAT COULD IT BE
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: connorfin22 on August 19, 2013, 11:44:03 PM
Whats the count down for????
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Post by: imaginary friend on August 20, 2013, 12:01:02 AM
;)
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Post by: Quenchable Thirst on August 20, 2013, 05:20:25 AM
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WHAT COULD IT BE

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Post by: flopro on August 20, 2013, 08:58:35 AM
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;)

I don't think anythings going to happen.... I mean this is the 'Make up your own rumor' xD
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Post by: imaginary friend on August 20, 2013, 09:47:25 AM
;)
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: codeguy on August 20, 2013, 05:21:36 PM
time up. Imaginary friend loses. Whats the penalty for losing?
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: _acrobat on August 20, 2013, 06:52:34 PM
Bono is masquerading as executioner and torturing us for our disbelieving ways.
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Post by: Quenchable Thirst on August 20, 2013, 09:10:34 PM
*Extreme disappointment*
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Post by: imaginary friend on August 21, 2013, 08:33:35 AM
;)
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Post by: Quenchable Thirst on August 21, 2013, 08:44:15 AM
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;)

You have a lot of nerve to come to this thread and post. >:(
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Post by: imaginary friend on August 21, 2013, 10:36:58 AM
;)
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: Starman on August 21, 2013, 11:12:46 AM
*insert winky face here*
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Post by: Starman on August 21, 2013, 11:18:17 AM
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Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: Legrosbob on August 23, 2013, 01:52:20 PM
New Single leak?  :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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Post by: flopro on August 23, 2013, 02:22:00 PM
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New Single leak?  :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

That's the most U2eee Single i've ever hear! BRING ON THE ALBUM!!!!
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Post by: ZooClothes on August 25, 2013, 11:20:24 AM
U2 holograms Michael Hutchence for a performance of "Slide Away" on the next tour.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: fresno dave on August 30, 2013, 12:20:25 PM
The big news..as you can see..is that what many thought was a song title is actually the release date.

Photo attached.
HERE IT IS:
(Note: I wanted to post the photo here, but couldn't--I clicked "insert image" --Glad to do it, of someone lets me know how.)

http://davewainscott.blogspot.com/2013/08/leaked-new-u2-album-title-release-date.html (http://davewainscott.blogspot.com/2013/08/leaked-new-u2-album-title-release-date.html)
---
The scoop:

I was handed this by Kevin Bacon's third cousin, who found it in the trash at Electric Lady Studios.
The janitor, who let me have it for a fee, once met Gay Byrne's brother in Dublin.  I tweeted Steve Lillywhite to ask if it was legit, and he offered no comment.  So I know it is.

Enjoy...and hopefully everyone saw the "jk" in the title, and avoided heart attack ;D







Geez, I can't believe it's been 3 1/2 years since i posted my previous version of this:
http://davewainscott.blogspot.com/2010/01/u2-new-album-problem-finally-resolved.html
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: Jono on August 30, 2013, 12:52:20 PM
please move to general discussion, thanks!
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: singnomore on August 30, 2013, 01:01:00 PM
Done

Jono - thanks!

Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: imaginary friend on September 07, 2014, 11:13:05 AM
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It can't be any worse or any more wrong than the ones cluttering up this forum already.

*bump*
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: THRILLHO on September 07, 2014, 11:45:25 AM
the single WILL! premiere on 2FM this TUESDAY!

and this is CONFIRMED. get those hopes SKY HIGH, people. there's not a chance this single will let anyone down.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: macfoley on September 07, 2014, 12:36:32 PM
U2 are still linked with apple, but the U2 iphone6 is coming out with the new single pre-loaded onto it and like the ipod in 2004, the U2 ipod, it will contain a voucher code to stream their entire collection, including the Zooropa remasters and b-sides and Pop remastered.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: AllThoseThingsILove on September 07, 2014, 12:48:34 PM
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the single WILL! premiere on 2FM this TUESDAY!

and this is CONFIRMED. get those hopes SKY HIGH, people. there's not a chance this single will let anyone down.

where is this confirmed? link?
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Post by: THRILLHO on September 07, 2014, 12:53:05 PM
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the single WILL! premiere on 2FM this TUESDAY!

and this is CONFIRMED. get those hopes SKY HIGH, people. there's not a chance this single will let anyone down.

where is this confirmed? link?

O you know where the link is!!!!!
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Post by: Tarahumara on September 07, 2014, 12:53:16 PM
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I had a dream. U2 were there, but it wasn't U2. It looked like U2, but it wasn't. It wasn't day or night. Kind of "half-night". And then I got scared. There was a man hiding behind that wall back there. And I realize he was controlling everything. And I never, EVER want to see that face again.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: macfoley on September 07, 2014, 01:24:19 PM
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the single WILL! premiere on 2FM this TUESDAY!

and this is CONFIRMED. get those hopes SKY HIGH, people. there's not a chance this single will let anyone down.

where is this confirmed? link?

O you know where the link is!!!!!

I have heard the new single.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: AllThoseThingsILove on September 07, 2014, 01:55:49 PM
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the single WILL! premiere on 2FM this TUESDAY!

and this is CONFIRMED. get those hopes SKY HIGH, people. there's not a chance this single will let anyone down.

where is this confirmed? link?

O you know where the link is!!!!!

I'm confused? I dont know where the link is... do I?
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: THRILLHO on September 07, 2014, 03:05:21 PM
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the single WILL! premiere on 2FM this TUESDAY!

and this is CONFIRMED. get those hopes SKY HIGH, people. there's not a chance this single will let anyone down.

where is this confirmed? link?

O you know where the link is!!!!!

I'm confused? I dont know where the link is... do I?

re-read the title of this very thread... :D
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Post by: THRILLHO on September 07, 2014, 03:05:49 PM
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the single WILL! premiere on 2FM this TUESDAY!

and this is CONFIRMED. get those hopes SKY HIGH, people. there's not a chance this single will let anyone down.

where is this confirmed? link?

O you know where the link is!!!!!

I have heard the new single.

is Dr. Dre as good on it as i hope he is??
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: macfoley on September 07, 2014, 03:20:21 PM
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the single WILL! premiere on 2FM this TUESDAY!

and this is CONFIRMED. get those hopes SKY HIGH, people. there's not a chance this single will let anyone down.

where is this confirmed? link?

O you know where the link is!!!!!

I have heard the new single.

is Dr. Dre as good on it as i hope he is??

I didn't get that far, I think he is in the middle 8 of the song and the end chorus, but it has a hip hop rhythm that does like like a sample of Larry playing. Think In a Little While drum beat off All That You Can't Leave Behind. But it has drum machine's all over it. A dub bass line by Adam, very much like I'm Not Your Baby, and an Achtung Baby style guitar riff from Edge. There is some falsetto from Bono, not quite well nailed as before, Edge makes up for most of Bono's bum notes, and it has a catchy chorus that will sound great in a stadium. It is easy to hear Dre on the end chorus, as it has a rap inbetween each chorus line, which Bono does quite well, think of the Sunday Bloody Sunday rap on 360 tour.

Doesn't sound anything like Song for Someone, I think that is more of an album track, nor are the words, "Summer Nights" in it.

The song was title "Untitled" by U2 (new single radio edit)

I got to hear about 2 minutes of it.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: THRILLHO on September 07, 2014, 03:22:54 PM
If you say so..
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: bondylan on September 07, 2014, 03:23:09 PM
Dre and U2 sound great together, I'm positive that Snoop lion , 'LL cooJ, and Ice Cube are also singing that powerful chant

                                       " Relevence is crowned king
                                         We're breaking out of sing sing
                                         Money's screaming cha ching
                                         ALI wants more Bling Bling"
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Post by: THRILLHO on September 07, 2014, 03:24:14 PM
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Dre and U2 sound great together, I'm positive that's Snoop lion , 'LL cooJ, and Ice Cube are also singing that powerful chant

                                       " Relevence is crowned king
                                         We're breaking out of sing sing
                                         Money's screaming cha ching
                                         ALI wants more Bling Bling"

Hip hop does drive the big cars!
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: macfoley on September 07, 2014, 03:26:23 PM
Urinates all over Coldplay this new U2 single.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: bondylan on September 07, 2014, 03:33:20 PM
+1
 HOT OFF THE PRESS Female guest vocalist on SFS solved , On the Beach was right it's IGGY AZELIA  !

IGGY

IS

REAL
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: lorijane on September 07, 2014, 04:01:52 PM
This thread reminds me of Whose Line Is It Anyway - everything's made up and the points don't matter
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: bondylan on September 07, 2014, 04:08:47 PM
Just having a laugh in general for all the gullibility in the past year.
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: AllThoseThingsILove on September 07, 2014, 04:24:31 PM
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the single WILL! premiere on 2FM this TUESDAY!

and this is CONFIRMED. get those hopes SKY HIGH, people. there's not a chance this single will let anyone down.

where is this confirmed? link?

O you know where the link is!!!!!

I'm confused? I dont know where the link is... do I?

re-read the title of this very thread... :D

+1 ... ya got me! ;)
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: an tha on September 07, 2014, 04:37:09 PM
I have seen the lyrics to the new single, it features Dr. Dre and Chris Martin.

Bono: I can't believe the news today.

Dre: No, no dog. This ain't the 80's no more, homes. It's time for something new, come on B-man introduce the new improved u2.

Chris Martin plays a 20 second piano piece.

Bono - soul, love, soul, love, soul, love, soul, love, soul, love, soul, love, soul, love, soul, love.

Dre - Yeah, we talking soul and love, love and soul, come on Chris Martin show me what you got.

Martin - Whooooooa, Whooooooa, Whooooooa, Whooooooa, whoo, whoo, whoo, Whooooooa.

Bono - love and soul and sea and sky, oh Dr Dre tell the people why.

Dre: Love and soul and soul and love all from the big man up above, some say that he's Bono's dad, come on B-dog show them that you bad

Bono - Love and soul, love and soul, soul and love, god is up above.

Martin - Whooooooa Whooooooa Whooooooa Whooooooa Whooooooa Whooooooa Whooooooa Whooooooa

Dre: ok edge play the snooze...

Edge plays a 15 second 2 note slide solo.

Bono and Martin - Whooooooa Whooooooa Whooooooa

Dre - Yeah yeah yeah

All: Whooooooa Whooooooa Whooooooa Whooooooa - love and soul, love and soul, soul and love, soul and love.

Bono - Our song for someone, someone that we love, someone with a soul, a soul with love.

All - Whooooooa Whooooooa Whooooooa Whooooooa

Dre: yeah
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: THRILLHO on September 07, 2014, 04:38:54 PM
OMG my expectations just sky rocketed but still aren't high enough!!
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: macfoley on September 07, 2014, 04:41:05 PM
Bit let down with those lyrics. Was hoping Bono would sing the words "Knees" and "baby"
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: an tha on September 07, 2014, 04:48:32 PM
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Bit let down with those lyrics. Was hoping Bono would sing the words "Knees" and "baby"

By all accounts they were in the original lyrics, but after reworking them 658 times they decided that those lyrics were too edgy.

I have also been told that the song may still get reworked yet and the title changed to 'song for some phone'
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: Pride on September 07, 2014, 04:52:54 PM
It will be a compilation album. The tour will have 90's B-sides, Acrobat, and 80's A-sides. It will be called "The God Tour". The concerts are short.
Setlist for Location 1:
LWTSH (The good version/The Extended Dance Mix)
Acrobat
DATD/Numb (snippet)
RHMT
SIASL
WDIAGW
Holy Joe
The Refugee
Promenade
Title: Re: Make up your own "new U2 album and tour" rumor
Post by: bondylan on September 07, 2014, 04:53:20 PM
I absolutely love the Dad rock reference


"This ain't Dad rock this is PUNK HOP

We're gonna knock you out,

Mamma said knock you out

Bono's gonna make you scream,

 Edge is gonna make you Shout

COLDPLAY CONSTIPATION

PUNK HOP REVELATION

Gonna party like it's 2099

Gonna party till the end of time "